Today's forecast: A cold front—followed by a hot rear.

Story: featuring Wile E. Coyote. It's summer and the desert is even more parched than usual. Coyote appeals to the spirit world to bring needed rain. He dons his rainmaking gear and performs a traditional dance. However, his garb is open in the back, revealing his swaying rear end. His furry buttocks jiggle invitingly and the spirits, ever unpredictable, assume this rump-shaking act is an offering to them. A dark cloud materializes and, before Coyote can claim success, a bolt of lightning rips into his exposed backside. The blast sends his butt-cheeks bouncing, which inspires the spirits to launch another bolt, and then another. Soon Coyote is doing a "paindance," with his gyrating backside provoking repeated strikes of lightning. Soon his buttocks ignite, and his frantic fanny-shaking only helps fan the flames that crackle on his seething bottom. Poor Coyote! Unable to keep still, his wiggling fanny continues to draw fire. He can only pray for the agonizingly elusive rain (which finally begins to appear!).

Here's a close-up of the high-voltage action: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13878552/ courtesy of CoyoteCam®