This made me lol, as it's coming from a Spanish guy.

Yeah, too many people slaughter English. It's enough to make me go crazy.

it's a very VERY basic language and VERY practical and pretty!! why chop it off and destroy it??
it's NOT HARD!!

Wanna know how I learned my english?
ZERO courses. ZERO. NONE.

I learned ONLY by playing some videogames and watching a couple of movies in like... 1 year or 2!!

I've always said, that if animals would speak, they would speak ENGLISH, cause it's a very fucking easy basic language!
pretty nonetheless... very, very pretty!!!

... please slap HARD to anyone who doesn't know the SIMPLE, BASIC, difference between you're and your.

thank you

See, I've heard from plenty of people with English as their second language, that it's a bitch. o_O You're the first person I know to say it's easy. Maybe you're just smarter than the average person.

"where verbs almost never change..."? :P

no hablo inglés

I have an excuse.
You don't. so please don't do what I just did ;~;

Bollocks.
You are among the best at writing in English I've seen; especially for someone who is not a native English speaker.

I'd say my English is very good, or at least competent. lol

exactly :3

Really? Huh, maybe all the english-as-a-second-language people I know are just stupid... it's not your first language, either, is it? X3

To be honest, it isn't! ^^;

But atleast my english is better then the lot of the fandom! =P

Yeah, I took some French, and the verbs where insane.
English: Is, am, are, be, was, were, being, been.
French: Es, est, sommes, etes, sont, fus, fut, fumes, futes, furent, etais, etait, etions, eitez, etaient, serai, seras, sera, serons, serent, seront, sois, soit, soyons, soyez, soient, fusse, fusses, fut, fussions, fussiez, fussent, serais, serait, serions, seriez, seraient.

Me disculpo por la gramática Inglés incorrecta para todos nosotros.

Never use internet translators. They don't work. To many rules and differences between the languages for a simple translator to translate correctly with one button.
They make you talk gibberish

I THINK I know what you meant... and it's ok

I have those stupid translators... for fun, try typing something, translating it, and then /translating it back/, It'll be barely understandable, often with words from the intermediary language it can't return for some reason!

Once on a boring one of midnight, as it reflected, weak and it cánsese, on many a colorful and peculiar volume of knowing forgotten.
^-- was the first part of "The Raven", English to Spanish to English. :P

*hate >.<

sounds like a fun experiment :3

Keep translating and it keeps growing; it's like pet prose. XD

all' Flash of judge and; Inquiry and d' The midnight of cánsese capienza and the time colorful substance which you follow order the enormous gold being weak and having known you had forgotten simply.

hay man shudup ic an spel stufs eny wey i wan 2

ILL KIL U!! U WON C 2MRRW!!

Actually... Kanye West wrote "2MRRW" on his twitter once.... *shakes head and sighs...*

I can't stand Kanye... Especially after douching on Taylor Swift's big moment during the MTV Movie Awards recently. >:C

I don't even know/like Swift, but dude--that was douche-tastic, blowing her moment to promote somebody else.

agree

I think it makes people look dumb when they do that, unless you know that English isn't their native language.

That's another one!

Their: possessive
They're: They are
There: location


IT'S NOT HARD XC

YES



EXACTLY


Damn it xC !!! lol

http://www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif

Also important reading!

YES YES YES

You're fighting the good fight against linguistic ignorance.

Most people are just too lazy to spell and use punctuation correctly.

Shows weak character a bit, but to me it's no big deal really.

I are dragons....

Or... I is...?

Is it can be dragon tymes nao?
Say it and I'll obliterate your existence. >:C

D8...?

I kid, I kid. I wouldn't do thaaat... |:3

According to my teachers (English and German) English is actually a hard language to learn.
The hardest would be Arabic, Spanish and a third one I can't remember for sure (probably Korean).

It is somewhat sad to see English speakers being corrected by a native Spanish speaker though. >_<

Did your teacher say which language was statistically the easiest to learn?

Probably not.
It was more about the structure of the language and how it doesn't have very many patterns, or something like that.

Oh I see.

If its so basic then why do you still have problems with it? :\

Spanish, no lessons, ever. LEarned from video games and TV, which ALSO do it wrong sometimes.

I like you lots :3

However, nice pointing out the minor irony. :P

Spanish, no lessons, ever. Learned from video games and TV, which ALSO do it wrong sometimes.
In less than 2 years.
I have an excuse.
You don't. Now go make me a sandwich!! xC

I myself, suffer from the inability to capitalize my I's, as well as the problematic issue of spelling certain things wrong. (Assassain= Assassin).

But that is fine by me, because the moment I notice it, I strive to correct it. However...these individuals who sit down at a computer and butcher the English language have caused my mind many a headache. They get all uppity and outraged when you ask them to spell something properly. It's almost as bad as calling a black man a slanderous name these days.

DD, You just gained a week of awesome points by me. I know it doesn't seem like much now, but when you have heavy traffic and you need to get somewhere fast, a ride on the shoulder of a dragon can help immensely.

^.=.^

lol

*hands you an apple* THANKS TEACH :3

*mac logo*

yay! *takes another bite* :3

Don't get you're panties in a bunch, dude.

Maybe you have more luck than me at this subject, I've tried and failed already. :P

heros fight! xC you're a hero

GREAT

10/10

Heyyyyyyyy!!! some of us are not smart as you Mexicans

... .................
.... *part of his soul dies*

This only proves how many illiterates are there in the world!

Hahaha, thanks!

I was gonna do some grammatical errors in my post but it hurt my brain so much I can't. I have to be typing really fast now to make those mistakes or have some distraction going on.

ohhh a book wrom :p
some people can't help it with spelling words worng or even bad grammer.
I am one of them. But i can say I'm starting to improve my english skills, My english was mostly bad from not hearing right when I was little...
i had tubes put into my ears so i could hear the real world with out hearing people like they were under water or something.

To tell you the truth ASL is awesome

Age Sex Location? lolololol I'm so witty D:

heh i like it better then english

yo quiero taco bell, motha fucka!

you... you are still alive!!!! D:





............ and still making bad jokes!!! D: D: D: D:!!!

yes, I am still alive, and you're still being immature. and loud. nothing's changed

I make bad jokes because you're so ammusing to observe afterwads, *gives him a sombrero*

agreed... annoys me too... or like when you see a sign smewhere saying somethign like... "free drink's with burgers" or somthing... i actually went into a shop once and pulled them up on it. cant remember what it was specifically though. Annoyed the hell out of the people in the shop though. but so what? they're supposed to be educated people to run a shop.. and they cant even use basic grammar.

exactly

me acordé de esto de inmediato XD

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/510312

juaz!!
Buenísimo xP

Just be glad that everyone doesn't use text speak all the time like the stuff you see on mobile phones, if they did all msgs wld b lk ths X3

>_>
<_<

3y3 r knot no wut u mene bi this Art friend

YOUR CRAZY

Dx

Gawd, thank you. :x

What most people don't know is that the apostrophe is an indication that something is missing.

For example:
1. "The dragon's den" Literally: "The dragon 'his' den". <= because the Den belongs to the dragon which makes it possesive.
2. "They've lost their car" Literally: "They have lost their car".
3. "The motor's overheated" Literally: "The motor 'has' overheated". <= 'has' cannot be 'is' since the motor has 'already' overheated, forcing the sentence to be pasttime. You can write 'is' if it's a possible present time sentence like: "Billy 'is' jumping!", "Katie 'is' playing her guitar" and etc.
4. "Jhonny's not himself as of late" Literally: "Jhonny 'is' not himself as of late".
5. "You can't do that!" Literally: "You cannot do that!".

Another problem are plural sentences:
1. "All the cats go fishing" Cat == singular, Cats == plural.
2. "The cat's head got stuck" Cat's == "The cat its..." <= "The cat its head got stuck"

What is the plural of 'mouse'!?... Mice? or Mouses? I myself would go for 'mice' to be honest.
Singular: "Kitty" == Plural: "Kitties".
Singular: "Rat" == Plural: "Rats".


The other thing that got on my nerve was when playing Gears of War, when one of the soldiers literally said: "I want you outta there asap!" (or something along those lines) And PRONOUNCED "ASAP!" AS A WORD!! >.<
"A.S.A.P" <=spelled letter-by-letter! And it literally means: "As Soon As Possible".
Because the words are seperate you can't pronounce "ASAP" as one word, it should be spelled: "A-S-A-P!". X.x

Another thing is when you look at the back of a game DVD and there are fricking spelling errors on the back.
These aren't only spelling errors in english... no, but also mistranslations in Dutch. =3
Writing things like: "U kunt uw wapens upgraden" Translation: "You can upgrade your weapons". At first, nothing seems wrong with this translation, but "U" and "UW" (meaning: You) are only used when you write to bosses of big companies, your parents, a police officer, talk to someone older than you (or with a higher function than you) and etc.

This is also thesame thing with "Tu" and "Vostro" in Italian.
The right translation should therefor be: "Je kunt je wapens upgraden". Only then such a sentence is taken serious by (young, native) gamers.

It's like all these highly educated people got their fancy jobs, but they can't really find the responsibility to write a sentence correctly.... now that's an epic fail right there. X.x

Even I got this mastered down and I'm Norwegian

Hola

H = Silent

Hola = "olla"

hahaha
true :3

try having problems with you're hands and we'll see how well you can spell then i get sick of people doing this shit to me some days i can spell very good and some days its not ez to think about others be for you judge them it may happen to you to then you'll see how fun it is to make fun of peoples spelling

lol

You see... it CAN be understandable when you type fast when you mean "you're" and say your instead. but if you do it the other way around, then you just look silly. XD

English is only difficult in the case of masculine and feminine, aside from that, it's the easiest language on this planet. It's sad you have to explain this to people.

yeah! just look at the guy above! he even left me a shout and stuff that I can't decipher!

(late comment) We have masculine and feminin forms? ...Im English and pretty unaware of that... only the odd exception

It's the fact that we have a lack of it that makes it more difficult for others to get used to. that our language is so simplified that he or she only refers to people and not nouns in general.

Very well said! I'm glad your (jk) teaching FA this.

You forgot 'yore'.

your wrng bro, i gont have any problems, you should get you're eyes checked

Oh Doggydog, if only it was this easy to fix.

Oh and the ones who use 'to' and 'too' wrong drive me crazy as well.

one day my friend.. one day...

Ooooohhhhh my god, thank you so much for posting this. That drives me bonkers!

used in sentences:

YOU'RE mother! = grammatically poor statement of one's title/role

YOUR mother! = a potentially offensive phrase towards one's female guardian

:D <3

Thank you!

Interesting detail!!! ^^ *laughs*

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3484200/

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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3458350/

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'sall good, nuggin'! =^_^= Aneh bahdy can mas'tr anglesh!

Oh! Fergot ta mention!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:10530588

Ah talk laike this, sweetie...--'s jus haow it is e'ry naow n' then. And never you mahind that there reddish feller. He's a fluggin' looneh.

mucho tiempo y no habia visto esto... es verdad a veces la simplicidad de esta lengua me ofende XD.

Your right. I will take you're advice. lol

Whenever I see someone use the wrong form of that word, I wince.

I have no idea why this mistake is so common, or why people take offense to being corrected.