Here I am as a giraffe...with my Sammy in line (and maybe others behind Sammy?), someone taking a nice long slide down my neck, and one already settled down into my belly from said slide. ^^ He's probably also looking for the 'exit', only to find out that I don't have but one way in...

Because I'm a shapeshifter. ^^; And I try not to be boring and predictable, aside from the fact I'll always swallow you whole and get a belly full of bigness and bulges from doing so ^_^