Lol, that's funny XD

I'd like to think so.

Yeah, man

THANK. YOU.

YOUR. WELCOME.

Tehehehe

Oh God, you be crazah

Yes, that is what the comic says =P

I know, but you be crazah too

I've always been crazy. They even have me on pills for it

*Shakes pill bottle and foams at the mouth*

Foaming?

Oh I see, ya got the wrong bottle - its not the Alka Seltzers... 8=P

But those come in a box!

I shop at Costco often, nothing is in a small box.

I need soysauce, they have it, but its in like 5 gallon bucket size... Some AA batteries - its a 40 pack or nothing...

But, everything comes in a box. Even children.

Don't forget children's organs!

THIS.

Glad you like it.

>no one shall no the time or day of the second coming of jesus
>predict rapture every day
>world never ends

Problem, baptists?

Infinate world safety loop!

True... :P

You be smart.

I was wondering who else noticed this, figures it'd be you ;3

The problem with that, eventually even the person prophecying it will stop believing it.
>no one believes prophecy
>prediction completely forgotten
>world ends

That's why you have a different person every day

That doesn't prevent them from disbelieving their 'prediction'.

lol, as long as ONE person believes it though, it works X3

Your avatar suits that comment rather well. :P

Iika, Xanaomin. Wasuren na. Omae wo shinjiro. Ore ga shinjiru omae demo nai. Omae ga shinjiru ore demo nai. Omae ga shinjiru... OMAE WO SHINJIRO!

...what?

lol
Ever been to www.google.com ?
It's a great place to find out more about things that confuse you XD

Yes, yes I did. Google Translate had nothing on it.

*headdesk*
not google translate
do a google search

Alright....
It came up with nothing.

-.=.- your Google-fu, grasshopper. It has failed you.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=+Wasuren+na.+Omae+wo+shinjiro.

pretty much any result other than the first

.....
All of the results have no translation. :/

" I realized that when I rewatched that scene, you know.

Well, after that scene, I like this:
"Listen up, Simon. Don't forget. Believe in yourself. Not in you who believe in me. Not in me who believe in you. You should believe... you should believe in yourself!"

I love how the quote is spoken in original Japanese, though.
Spoiler for purely from my observation:
Iika, Simon. Wasuren na. Omae wa shinjiro. Omae ga shinjiro ore demo nai. Orega shinjiro ore demonai. Omae ga shinjiru... OMAE WO SHINJIRU!"


...from the second result.

lulz. Happy Rapture Day every one.

Oh God, you be crazah!

u mad? | D

Nah, he not mad, he be crazah XD

i mean thats what god is saying with that troll face lol XD

Thank you I'm glad someone else has some sense.
My family was freaking out. The same bible pushers
who shoved my religion down my throat.

I'm not the best Christian in the world but I know my
basics lol.

You're welcome. Plus, you should remind them of the passage in Matthew that says, "No one shall know the time or day of the return of christ, for not even he knows it."

I did lol. No one listens to me for I am 19 years old and they're 50+ ages
therefore they're wiser

and the book that you're quoting from is older then the lot of them combined lol

That's about how I am with it. Know the basics, follow the general moral guides and tenets(like the Ten Commandments and shit) to best of my ability, and take just about everything with a view from both sides. :3

This^ So much this

I mean reading your bible isn't going to get you into heaven.
Doing this and just telling people "Hey Jesus is pretty cool but
whatever you're into is ok too." And believing in him will.


You don't have to be the perfect person, just be decent.
Its sad that people make the bible harder than what it
really needs to be.

*cough-westborough-baptist-church-cough* *whistles nonchalantly* :P

Don't even get me started on them. Ohh they disgust me so much.
they give the decent and chill Christians a bad name.

Ugh.

From what I've heard, they aren't even acknowledged as a 'baptist' church by anybody else. *goes off to bed, chuckling about the silly twits*

They aren't Baptists at all, just a collection of lawyers that hope to be assaulted and look for ways to sue people when they go out and protest.

I can't stop laughing XD

My work is done here.

Haha, this is amazing! xD

And yessss apparently the world missed the part about nobody knowing when Jesus is coming back!

Glad you liked it ^_^

You have made the truth here SO funny and truthful at the same time:)

Its what I do.

lol i love it!

Then my work is done

U mad bro?

No, he crazah.

*Applauds.* Most excellent.

*bows* Thank you, thank you, you're too kind.

Then he dropped them

Problem, humans?

Negative, I am a meat popcicle

ahahahahaha WIN

Thats how I do it.

Not to mention the book was written, not compiled, centuries after the Nazarene was alive. But don't tell the Christians that. Apparently the Vatican can troll face too.

Well, they did find the dead sea scrolls and compiled many different bible versions from those. Particularly of interest is the Geneva Bible, complied a few decades before the 1611 King James bible (King James created his own bible version because he found that having the Geneva Bible around was seditious because it wasn't authorized by him).

The Geneva Bible was also the first bible in verse form and printed for the masses. Before that, only the church had them and was mainly written in Latin.

So the skywizard and zombiejew aren't going to destroy this mudball today?
I am SHOCKED.

God: Meh... I did it for teh lulz.

Thats what it says ^_^

What rapture? Help me plz. o3o

Nice pic though.

Is that bad english and you want to know what the rapture is? Or, is it a comment on the fact that it didn't happen like that guy was spouting off about?

Not bad english, lazy english. No, I know what rapture is. Was somebody predicting it was going to happen recently?

yeah, people were saying it was gonna happen on Saturday

Lol, that is epic!

About time someone said it lol

LOL

So! Let's all sing our praises to, that long haired radical socialist jew! x3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY3HUDhe7jk

This is awesome.

By the power vested in me, I must present you with this.

8D Its what I've always wanted

lmao yeeeeeeeeeessssss

My work here is done

trollolol

trollololololol

Okay, before this I was getting sick of the Rapture jokes.

But this definitely made me chuckle.

Well, I do what I can ^_^

the problem was, everyone heard the guy who announced the rapture wrong... he never said rapture, he said raptors... the raptors were coming... but they got pulled over by the cops on the way, and have been serving time in county.

Awww, I wanted a pet raptor *pouts*

you can have one, once they make parole.

of course, there's also rumors that he didnt say RAPTOR, but said RAP-BATTLE... but... we wont even touch that possibility...

Raptors getting raptured during a rap battle?

i was thinking you had to rap for absolution, against the clergy. or, if you really wanna go to the extreme, perhaps even jesus himself. i dont think anyone would win that...