- The Denver Post - 06/05/2007 - Front page !
- DENVER (AP) -
Traffic on I-25 came to a standstill when a wolf nearly 100,000ft large plopped himself down on the ground and posed, news has it that there was a Mr. Furverse contest going on in downtown Denver and that why this mountainously huge wolf showed up here.
Many folks close to where the wolf sat were unavailable for comment as they just kept on looking up at the titan wolf, who we heard goes by the name of Woulfe we've been told.
A few brave souls approached the towering mass of wolf who they found out is quite the friendly fellow and isn't here to hurt or harm anyone, more news and pictures on page 11 of this paper.
- DENVER (AP) -
Traffic on I-25 came to a standstill when a wolf nearly 100,000ft large plopped himself down on the ground and posed, news has it that there was a Mr. Furverse contest going on in downtown Denver and that why this mountainously huge wolf showed up here.
Many folks close to where the wolf sat were unavailable for comment as they just kept on looking up at the titan wolf, who we heard goes by the name of Woulfe we've been told.
A few brave souls approached the towering mass of wolf who they found out is quite the friendly fellow and isn't here to hurt or harm anyone, more news and pictures on page 11 of this paper.
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:: laughs to himself at the massive rumbling that is a content Woulfe and begins his journey. Not even 5 steps are taken along the enormous span of the megawolf's ankle when he almost crushes a microfur city under his paw. He makes a note of it in his book and continues along, thinking of how life is capable of living anywhere it seems. He gives the big guy another scritch to guide him ::
~ The vast tail of the mountainous wolf wags as he's scritched again' the wagging movement making the huge wolf's muscles bend and flex, going by the motions the intrepid explorer figures which way is up and which way is down on the titan of wolf around him. A map would sure come in handy, wouldn't it ? ~
:: finds himself in a large forest of black fur, a little disoriented. Masses of muscle bulge and expand all around him. A huge vein pushes up under the titan's skin and the little wolf explorer is finally able to judge where he is. He continues his climb up the behemoth, not knowing what he'll find next. He thanks Woulfe for guidance with more scrtichings and makes some more notes in his book as he continues along ::
~ The mountainous wolf's tail thumps happily on the ground as he's scritched, the vibrations send a slight tremor through the huge wolf, it's acting somewhat like a submarine ping for the tiny ( To Woulfe ) explorer to get his bearings, luckily it's daylight so North, South, East & West are easy to figure out. ~
:: notices the rippling muscles sending the beef waves downward, so that must mean the top of Woulfe lies towrds the source of this. The little wolf explorer continues along, stopping for a few moments to look around at the the view from a long plateau with much shorter fur than the previous area. He realizes this must be Woulfe's kneecap and jots down more notes in his book. He examines a fallen strand of fur, it's end split a little and thinks that there is probably not enough shampoo in the world to bath the titan with, but giggles at the thought of a massive bathtub with him in it nonetheless. ::
:: a little shaken after a massive flexing, the little wolf continues his exploring of Woulfe. Suddenly, a section of the fur forest near him begins to rustle and shake, the wolf lets out a gasp and hides the best he can as an enormous flea hops out and past him. His heart races as it goes by and continues going wherever it was going. He makes a note that organisms on Woulfe were likely to inherit some of his genecode as a result of ingesting his DNA, especially over the course of many generations like small insects possibly could. He tries to think about how he could manage to obtain a blood sample without needing something the since of the Space Needle to draw it out of his kind host. Another scritching and he marches onward. ::
~ The massive tail once more thuds over the ground, good thing he's well outside the city after his short adventure there, the tail leaves quite the divots in it's wake as it thumps on the ground, thanks to the wolf's own mass all that's felt on him is a slight tremble for the intrepid explorer. The amount of flora and fauna living on the titan wolf seems to have steamed from the wolf's incredibly long lifespan, all matters of creatures big and small are found in places where one would think no life could live, but folks forget that living on themselves are all manor of microbes that go about living off of them, just that in this case the creature is so large his microbes aren't microscopic, they're macroscopic, one doesn't need any special equipment to see them here at all, it's as if they grew right along with the wolf even though his skin and fur strands are made up of normal size cells, there are just a lot more of them. ~
:: doesn't really give even a passed thought to the now commonplace flexing and stretching, finally used to Woulfe's motions as he reaches an colossal blue barrier surrounding the titan's leg. The little wolf realizes he must be at the base of Woulfe's shorts as he looks over the impossible size of fabric covering him. From this close though, Woulfe's pants do not look as tight and close to the breaking point as they do from a greater distance. He wonders where such a magnificent tailor can be found and where the material to make such clothing could be found. A cavelike opening inside the leg of the shorts invites him inside as he fumbles for a flashlight. Climbing onto the shorts could be rather dangerous, and he would be exposed and without any cover should another of the inhabitants of Woulfe makes itself known. He turns on the flashlight, but only sees black fur ahead as he enters, making a final note in his book before the darkness envelops him. ::
~ It's not real dark in the shorts, but the dark blue light is hard to see by none the less. The vast folds of fabric and fur and wolf inside make it hard to tell which way is which, the dark blue light doen't help things much, it all looks the same, it woud be very easy to get lost in here. The intrepid explorer however continues onward, he must explore this titan wolf come hell or high water. Damn the torpedoes and full steam ahead as the saying goes.
Being in the shorts is like being in a huge tent, the support for this tent isn't ropes nore stakes in the ground but the surrounding wolf the shorts are on.
Traveling along the folds is the easyest path to follow, as elsewhere is to tight for comfort nore somplace folks would want to go without a guide of somekind. ~
Being in the shorts is like being in a huge tent, the support for this tent isn't ropes nore stakes in the ground but the surrounding wolf the shorts are on.
Traveling along the folds is the easyest path to follow, as elsewhere is to tight for comfort nore somplace folks would want to go without a guide of somekind. ~
:: continues through the safety of the tented passageway, his little flashlight along with a few rays of the sun help guide him. Glowing lights blink occasionally in the black fur. "Must be some more of the local fauna" he thinks to himself as he trudges onward when suddenly without warning, Woulfe's body flexes again. A massive thigh muscle swells under him and soon he is pinned between fabric and fur, the little pinch of tented cloth remaining is the only thing separating him from life and becoming but a tiny stain on the titan's clothes. He begins scritching Woulfe quickly and slowly claws up the leg, hoping he can escape the trap and hoping that Woulfe is not going through a growth spurt (as much as he would love to document such an event, he would like to be alive to do so). ::
~ The mass of wolf reacts to the scritching, his shorts shift as his footpaw twitch from the scritches as the intrepid explorer is close to a sencitive scritching spot on the mountainous wolf. He must of fallen asleep for a few, that would explane the sudden shift beforethat trapped the explorer, but now there's new folds for him to continue his trip. ~
:: gasps as the pressure is released off of him, he keeps scritching Woulfe as thanks for not making him pop into a mess. The new folds shine more light inside revealing an astounding find. Sparkles of light shine on Woulfe's fur. It appears as if a number of mineral deposits have formed in this area, making amazing formations hanging off the fur. "Must be due to his age and when he does go through water (if there is a body that deep) this stuff started clinging to him." The little wolf draws a few illustrations in his book, trying to detail the find and cursing himself for not bringing a camera. He begins to laugh imagining thousands upon thousands of researchers exploring Woulfe, looking over his amazing form for that one rare find, and he scritches Woulfe more as thanks for letting him have this journey as he moves onward and upward, towards his waist. ::
~ The giganitic wolf is glad to help out all folks who explore him, he vast tail wags as more scritches are given to the overly giganic wolf. Vast areas of him are seen as his tail wags shuffleing his gigantic shorts a bit this way and that way, his fur swishing as the jeans shuffle over it from the wagging tail. The wolf's incredibly huge waist just ahead over the rise of muscles that are down here that move his huge legs. ~
:: the thick fur and muscle pushes the little wolf towards the fabric ceiling again, but this time it is just following Woulfe's natural lines. He chuckles, thinking this is how a really tall fur must fell walking into a room with a low ceiling. Even with the sheer size of Woulfe, his shorts basically cling to him. The little wolf cannot even imagine how such a tailoring marvel could be created, nor how often they must have to be altered to accommodate his host. He finally reaches the end of the tented path and figures out he is at the waistband of the shorts, which separates him from the rest of the titan's vast expanse. He takes to all fours and begins to dig at the black fur, hoping he can somehow get low enough to squeeze through the impasse.
~ The towering mass of wolf, flexes in his belly for a few, thus giving the intrepid explorer plently of room for passage to the rest of him, somehow he knew were the tiny wolf was. Possibly due to the scritching from the intrepid explorer was gining the huge titan wolf as he worked his way up him. The tiny wolf is now free to continue his journey up the vast mountain of wolf, with no other clothing in the way of his exploration of the gargantuian wolf before him. ~
Yanno, i've always heard it as "They Grow 'em Big In Texas" never as anything else....
I just hang out in Denver from time to time, don't actually live dere.....
I'm one of the nicest ones out dere, wouldn't harm a 747, may chase one, but never harm one ;)
- W -
* Chases after a 747 *
I just hang out in Denver from time to time, don't actually live dere.....
I'm one of the nicest ones out dere, wouldn't harm a 747, may chase one, but never harm one ;)
- W -
* Chases after a 747 *
Haveing company is the best, as if you were out there by yerself it'd suck after a few seconds of total silence and junk.
Seeing as the multi-verse only provides a little light and not much conversation and stuff.
- W -
* Been there it's quite dark I blend into the background or maybe I am the background, weird how that works out yanno. *
Seeing as the multi-verse only provides a little light and not much conversation and stuff.
- W -
* Been there it's quite dark I blend into the background or maybe I am the background, weird how that works out yanno. *
After just gotten back from a conference there. I'm guessing you sat down in the area known as 'The Mousetrap' by the locals. It is even a headache without a macro wolf adding to the problem. Doing the math = almost 19 mile high wolf so Denver being the Mile High city. There is almost a good 20 miles there. Yeah!
I'm closer to 20 miles large then I am to 19 miles large, so more like 21, good thing I was sitting down then.
Yes, where I was sitting is somewhere near The Moustrap in Denver, if anything my tail was wagging right above it, however when it's not wagging it probibly was blocking traffic.
One thing is certain the railyards in Denver will never be the same, what can I say I like playin' with the trains, i'm really a big cub at times.
Just hope I didn't rearrage all the frieght cars too much that they can sort them out still.
Next time your in Colorado just look up, you just might see me ;)
Yes, where I was sitting is somewhere near The Moustrap in Denver, if anything my tail was wagging right above it, however when it's not wagging it probibly was blocking traffic.
One thing is certain the railyards in Denver will never be the same, what can I say I like playin' with the trains, i'm really a big cub at times.
Just hope I didn't rearrage all the frieght cars too much that they can sort them out still.
Next time your in Colorado just look up, you just might see me ;)
100,000 feet comes out to 18 point 93 repetend. Quant in futures. Sue me. (Unless you are a lawyer)
Freight wasn't rearranged. I came in on AmTrak.
Look up? I look west. Wonderful view of the mountains. I'll look up in December when I'm back. Industry retreat at YMCA of the Rockies (Wherever that is)
Freight wasn't rearranged. I came in on AmTrak.
Look up? I look west. Wonderful view of the mountains. I'll look up in December when I'm back. Industry retreat at YMCA of the Rockies (Wherever that is)
20 miles, 5280 feet in a mile or 1760 yards, soooooo....105,600 feet. Tack on 5280 for the mile high city, actually a few more since that is registered at the older section of the airport which is ESE of The Mouse trap....
Numbers are my job, life and passion. Just a week away from seeing how much of a quarterly bonus I get.
Numbers are my job, life and passion. Just a week away from seeing how much of a quarterly bonus I get.
How funny: hours later I figure it out from reading the comments for this: http://aokamidu.deviantart.com/art/.....olfie-84633923
And I figured out that so much more referenced "Of Mice and Men," which I've never read~~~
And I figured out that so much more referenced "Of Mice and Men," which I've never read~~~
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