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It was a regular sunny day in Equestria.

All the little ponies were having a fun happy day

Yet somewhere in the outskirts of Ponyville, a one winged wolf roamed the forests

Vergil Lunar (my fursonia) was wandering around the forest

"How did I get here?" Vergil asked trying to remember how exactly he got sucked into this crazy world. Yet it was all a blur.

As he was trying to remember, he suddenly tripped on something

"Oof," Vergil said hitting the ground with a thud

The wolf looked back to see what tripped him.

It was a statue of some odd creature.

A chimera that had the body and left foreleg of a griffin, a lion's right foreleg and paw, the head and neck of a pony with an over-sized tooth, a goatee beard, a mismatched antlers and horns of deer and goat, asymmetrically-sized eyes, a pair of wings – one bat, one Pegasus – the left hind leg of a goat, the right hind leg of a green lizard, and the tail of a red dragon.

"Wait," Vergil said "I know who this is. It's Discord!"

Vergil had been forced to watch an episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" while babysitting a little sister of a friend of his. He also remembered this guy was pretty cool, for a kids show bad guy.

"Wow," Vergil said as he touched the statue of Discord

Just then the sky became dark, and red lighting shot down from the sky and zapped the statue. When this was all over, the chaotic chimera was standing before Vergil. In the flesh

"What the?" Discord said seeing he was freed "How can this be? I've been freed? Have the Elements been transferred again?"

"Those element of Harmony things?" Vergil said "No I think those girly ponies still got them,"

"Who are you?" Discord asked

"I'm guessing I'm the guy that freed you," Vergil said explaining what happened when he touched Discord

"Truly you must be a chaotic soul," Discord said

"Nah, I'm just a wolf in his 20's," Vergil said

"That makes perfect sence," Discord said

"Huh?" Vergil said

"Everyone knows people in their late teens and early 20's have rebellious spirits that cause them do all form of impure chaos," Discord said "Your chaotic self freed me from my stone prison,"

"Your welcome," Vergil said "I guess,"

"Now I shall once again rule Equestria and..."

"Whoa," Vergil said

"What?" Discord said

"Think about it," Vergil said "You go on a chaotic rampage again, then those girly ponies will come and stone you up again. Wouldn't it be smarter to steal those element things? Then destroy them and cause untold chaos and vengeance upon those ponies?"

"Wow..." Discord said "Why didn't I think of that before?"

"Cause you're a kid show bad guy," Vergil said "Dudes like you are usually so confident in victory that they overlook some big detail. Or your just destined to loose because that's what the people who make this show want,"

So after some sneeking around, Discord and Vergil found, stole and destroyed the Elements of Harmony

"Yes!" Discord cheered "Now I shall rule again?"

"Wouldn't it be more cool to destroy them?" Vergil suggested "I mean what kind of bad guy wants to rule over a bunch of tiny horses?"

Discord thought about for a moment

"Ya," he said "That dose sound lame,"

"You could eat them maybe," Vergil said

"GREAT IDEA!" Discord said using his magic to grow very large.

"It's lunchtime!"

Meanwhile, in PonyVille. A pony named Cutey Cake was eating some ice cream

"This is almost as tasty as me," she thought

Yet just then, a giant hand picked her up

"Hello tasty morsel," Discord said "You shall be my first snack,"

You're gonna eat me?" Cutey said

"Yes," Discord said then laughed evily

"Awesome!" Cutey said

"Say what now?" Discord said

"I am more than happy to serve your belly's needs," Cutey said "I taste like cake,"

"Uhhhhhh...okay," Discord said feeling akward

Just then Cutey freed herself from Discords hand and jumped in his mouth

"Whee!" she said as she went down his throat

"Okay..." Vergil said seeing that strange moment "So...that happened,"

"Ya," Discord said equally confused

In the end the macro chimera ate all the ponies, not even Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle could stop him.

"Burp!" Discord Burped after he ate all the ponies

Meanwhile, inside the belly of the evil creature

We've got to get outta here!" Twilight Sparkle cried

Yet not even her magic, or Rainbow Dashes super speed and power could free them from the chaotic one.

Cutey Cake on the other hand enjoyed her time in Discords belly, even swimming in her stomach juices.

"Yay!"the little pony cheered

Also, all the bronies of the world then became "Discord Dudes!"

"Discord rules!" Vergil cheered his new favorite kids show bad guy.

The End