Bad Idea #41: A game of "You Lose"
16 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
She might win. Or she might win. But he'll always lose.
You are male, nude, gagged and bound in a reclined position. If it weren't for the vice your balls are trapped in, it'd be rather comfortable. Two attractive young ladies approach. Perhaps they have some little issue to resolve and will do so with a little game of chance - at your expense. Or maybe they just want to see you suffer. One takes a die (or perhaps a pair of dice) and rolls. If she rolled '7' for example, she'd turn the vice seven turns. The threading is fine and this could take some considerable time. The other rolls and closes the vice according to her roll. They take their time. You feel every turn of the vice, from just barely touching, to gripping fast, to mild pain, to severe pain, to... well, you get the idea. There is a reason that gag is there. Your begging/pleading/screaming/whatever would disturb the players conversation and that simply would not do, now would it?
She who 'pops' you wins. She who doesn't, well she doesn't win. But no matter who wins, you lose.
Now picture that setup with some other poor male about to get his nuts cracked (or in the process of getting his nuts cracked) by a couple of cheerfully amused women and you have the image that is Bad Idea #41.
She might win. Or she might win. But he'll always lose.
You are male, nude, gagged and bound in a reclined position. If it weren't for the vice your balls are trapped in, it'd be rather comfortable. Two attractive young ladies approach. Perhaps they have some little issue to resolve and will do so with a little game of chance - at your expense. Or maybe they just want to see you suffer. One takes a die (or perhaps a pair of dice) and rolls. If she rolled '7' for example, she'd turn the vice seven turns. The threading is fine and this could take some considerable time. The other rolls and closes the vice according to her roll. They take their time. You feel every turn of the vice, from just barely touching, to gripping fast, to mild pain, to severe pain, to... well, you get the idea. There is a reason that gag is there. Your begging/pleading/screaming/whatever would disturb the players conversation and that simply would not do, now would it?
She who 'pops' you wins. She who doesn't, well she doesn't win. But no matter who wins, you lose.
Now picture that setup with some other poor male about to get his nuts cracked (or in the process of getting his nuts cracked) by a couple of cheerfully amused women and you have the image that is Bad Idea #41.
But hello, though! U.P never told me that he had a wife. congrats, you two! i wish you both a lasting and fun (If painful, in the bulls case X3) relationship!
Your variation could be done... but what do you call the set-up then, and how do you enforce it? I do see an interesting side effect of your variation: If he doesn't lose, neither of them 'wins' and they have to play again to resolve anything, so "NEXT!" And also, "Aww, we didn't pop you today. See you tomorrow!" Or whatever the rest, recovery, and reset time is. How long is he left... in compression?
I had envisioned a variation where he gets a chance by (with bound hand) rolling a die and the number reverses the turns of the vice... if the vice ever widens the gap to a certain point, he wins. This would of course not be likely due to being only one player of three (or more?) playing in the widening direction - and depending on the female players to loosen the vice accordingly.