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Bad Idea #42: Grappling -or- T vs T
16 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
Nothing to do with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
There are a few variations to be had with this one. The first two are male-male. Call it Testicles vs Testicles or Nuts vs Nuts or Balls vs Balls, it's all the same save for the arrangement of the players.
Version 1: Two males, nude, facing each other, close. Each has their hands on the others balls. A referee (female) is counting down. When she says 'START' or whatever, they begin squeezing for real. Who wins? The one left standing. Who loses? The one that falls over or releases his grip in surrender... if he's lucky the referee might even stop the other guy from keeping on squeezing. If he's not lucky, she'll just keep watching the show, along with everyone else.
Version 2: Two males, one behind the other. The one in front has his hands bound behind him and he holds the balls of the fellow behind him. The one in back has his hands bound in front of the fellow in front and holds his balls. Same idea here, it's a squeeze-contest and the loser is not guaranteed relief. Is the guy ahead at a disadvantage with his arms behind?
But what about a mixed pairing? That's easy enough, just adjust the name to be Tits vs Testicles, or Nipples vs Nuts, or Boobs vs Balls, or Knockers and Knackers...
Version 3: Male and Female, facing each other. Her hands grip his balls. His hands grip her nipples. Of course a proper gentleman wouldn't cause pain to a lady, which means any proper gentleman is at a disadvantage. Not fair? Nope, not at all.
Version 4: He's ahead, she's behind. Can his hands even reach that way well enough? Does she or the ref or the audience care? Only that they think this might be the most amusing arrangement.
Version 5: She's ahead, he's behind. This might be the best arrangement, for him. That doesn't mean he has an easy time of it.
I suspect the referee, and any audience, would REALLY hate it if a guy didn't even try and simply forfeit... so he probably wouldn't get any mercy at all if he didn't at least put on a show of trying. Maybe anyone that did that would end up, after the show was declared over, with...
Version 0: He's standing up, tied spreadeagle, and is available for practice, facing, ahead, behind, whatever. And so many might want to practice without being practiced upon at the time - without worrying about hurting a rare proper volunteer.
Nothing to do with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
There are a few variations to be had with this one. The first two are male-male. Call it Testicles vs Testicles or Nuts vs Nuts or Balls vs Balls, it's all the same save for the arrangement of the players.
Version 1: Two males, nude, facing each other, close. Each has their hands on the others balls. A referee (female) is counting down. When she says 'START' or whatever, they begin squeezing for real. Who wins? The one left standing. Who loses? The one that falls over or releases his grip in surrender... if he's lucky the referee might even stop the other guy from keeping on squeezing. If he's not lucky, she'll just keep watching the show, along with everyone else.
Version 2: Two males, one behind the other. The one in front has his hands bound behind him and he holds the balls of the fellow behind him. The one in back has his hands bound in front of the fellow in front and holds his balls. Same idea here, it's a squeeze-contest and the loser is not guaranteed relief. Is the guy ahead at a disadvantage with his arms behind?
But what about a mixed pairing? That's easy enough, just adjust the name to be Tits vs Testicles, or Nipples vs Nuts, or Boobs vs Balls, or Knockers and Knackers...
Version 3: Male and Female, facing each other. Her hands grip his balls. His hands grip her nipples. Of course a proper gentleman wouldn't cause pain to a lady, which means any proper gentleman is at a disadvantage. Not fair? Nope, not at all.
Version 4: He's ahead, she's behind. Can his hands even reach that way well enough? Does she or the ref or the audience care? Only that they think this might be the most amusing arrangement.
Version 5: She's ahead, he's behind. This might be the best arrangement, for him. That doesn't mean he has an easy time of it.
I suspect the referee, and any audience, would REALLY hate it if a guy didn't even try and simply forfeit... so he probably wouldn't get any mercy at all if he didn't at least put on a show of trying. Maybe anyone that did that would end up, after the show was declared over, with...
Version 0: He's standing up, tied spreadeagle, and is available for practice, facing, ahead, behind, whatever. And so many might want to practice without being practiced upon at the time - without worrying about hurting a rare proper volunteer.
but wow, though! Even without deVICEs, that sounds pretty scary!