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THE FURRY ACHIEVEMENTS MEME!

How to play:
- Go here to find a good copy/paste format [if you want].
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")

"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: No [I don't care much for Blotch's art style anyway. Still, some of it is cute, like the coyote with a tuba.]

"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No [I don't wear that stuff.]

"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: No [No one around.]

"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No [Errrr.]

"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes []

"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Several people have drawn me stuff.]

"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [No. I do not own sexual toys.]

"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [*cough*]

"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [I have a few.]

"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [Why would anyone have that many? I think I might have a hundred tops over all of them ._.]

"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [You can see my shitty doodles in my gallery. It's technically furry.]

"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: No. [I technically have an account on all of them but I only use the DA and FA accounts to put anything. And even on those I don't post much. So I'm going to keep that as a "No."]

"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [No.]

"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes. [All but one of my character artworks is non-sexual.]

"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: No [No. No no no. Die.]

"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: No [I have some wolf shirts but I don't think that counts.]

"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: No [Not much for porn.]

"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [Wasn't much furry talk in there though.]

"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: No [Who?]

"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes. [Several times.]

"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [As I said, one of them.]

"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Yes [I play furcadia]

"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Meh.]

"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [See above.]

"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Meh, again.]

"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Don't even know what that is.]

"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Shut up and die.]

"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: No [I have a folder of furry art, but it is dedicated mostly to non-porn stuff that I thought looked cool.]

"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Lots.]

"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [She didn't believe me. She doesn't think 'cartoon characters' (apparently that's the only way she can describe furry characters) qualify as a real sexual fetish and thus I must just not have decided on something yet.]

"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes. [Men are teh kickass.]

"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [I don't use them much on furc.]

"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Hell no. Those are for idiots who can't make a proper decision.]

"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Haven't we all?]

"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [ I tag you, Kumopuff. ]

Total: 220

Hah, my score is higher than Achi.