Forced Species Meme

I saw this in my buddy  Fendras's journal, and since it takes forever for things to upload I'm doing this to keep me busy.

MEME

Put down what species of animal your fursona would be within each category, if your fursona had to be a species from that animal type. If/when you reach the category your fursona is already put an alternative animal. Links to pictures are useful and fun but not necessary.

1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be...
You know those monkeys that just sit in the natural hot springs surrounded by snow with snow piling up on their heads & somehow managing to look both happy & miserable at the same time? I'd be one of them.

2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be...
Damn, I dunno. I'm so not a feline...I'll have to get back to you on this'un because I have all the others filled out & the library is closing in 5 minutes.

I'd totally love to be a snow leopard or clouded leopard...pretty & floofy! But let's be honest about myself.

(My untrustworthy assistant Pedro has suggested 'cougar,' for reasons not necessarily related to furrydom)


3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be...
A mutt!

4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be...
It's a tie: Rhino or Donkey!

5. If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be...
Hmmm, already a rat so---a squirrel!
A rat that can has floof! AWESOME!

6. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be...
Horned lizard (a horny toad!).

I wanna say zebra-tailed lizard, but I am in no way that svelte or energetic.
I'd love to be a Armadillo Girdled Lizard, they are cute as hell & look kick-ass to boot.

7. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be...
Opossum.
I'd prefer something cuddly & jumpy from Australia, but a 'Possum is kinda like a rat with a pituitary condition & a major attitude.

8. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
Jellyfish

9. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be...
Axlotl or hellbender, maybe? Or a toad.

10. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be...
Ummmmm.... (ack! I skipped this one!)
I'd get a kick out of being a red-shouldered hawk, for nostalgiac reasons, and I love me a Cactus Wren. Buuut I'm probably more of a Gambel's Quail (which I call a 'woo'-bird) or a turkey vulture.

11. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be...
Signature spider.

12. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be...
Totally mule (like a moron I had 'rhino' in here)

13. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be...
Harpy
I'd much prefer a gargoyle or a gryphon, but I'm more of a harpy than anything else.

14. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon , it'd be...
Oh criminey, I don't know those guys well enough to care.

15. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be...
A Pontiac Grand Safari 1970's station wagon with fake wood paneling!

Like Lander, I'm not tagging anyone. You're free to do this, or not do this, as you like.