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Furry Achievements! (Now with 1000 Points!)
16 years ago
Here's some insight into how my brain works:
My first reaction to encountering the Furry Achievements meme was to add up the point totals. Then be irritated that they only added up to 500 and change. That's not a full game! And it's far too many to be a Live Arcade offering. Obviously whoever started the meme had left off a chunk of the Achievement listing. Maybe they forgot to include all the Secret Achievements or something.
So I dug up the rest of the Achievement list and included it here down at the bottom. The full 1000 point Furry Achievement Meme!
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: Yeeeeeeees.
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: Nooooooo.
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: Does it count if it's been nearly a decade? Yes.
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes. You weirdos.
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Do I count? Well, still yes.
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes!
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: Are humans animals? No? No.
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes.
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: I love you, me! I love you too, me! Yes.
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Nooooooo. I can't keep track of IMs without going crazy. It's a crippling illness in the modern world, I know.
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Noooooo. Oh, -that- anthropomorphic art. Well.. yes.
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Missing DA, so no. And Facebook isn't connected to Beachfox in anyway...
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: Fuck yes!
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes. Though people still try to fap to it. I worry about them...
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: No.
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Have a half-dozen FC shirts from across the years somehow. I don't remember ever buying them...
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Dear god, yes.
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: No
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: The one about Dennies. Yes.
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed? Yes! Birthday present for Unrepentant.
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Obscuring bubbles probably count. Yes.
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Yes, yes. Ah, highschool.
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes. Photoshop Fridays. Early 00s. It was a different world back then.
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB (http://dammitfreehaven.com/).
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes. Usually in response to "Where the hell can I get more of that fucked up comic with the snake and mouse, I want to see how it eeeeeeeends!"
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: My computer hates that site for some reason. No.
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes. But only ironically. Does that count?
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: Yes. Multiple folders. Combined over a gig...
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes!
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: No. They're both far too internet savey. The moment I mention furry, they'll go searching and then visits home will get reeeeeal awkward.
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes. I'm soooo gay.
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No. I'm soooooooooo gay.
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Nope.
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: One's all it takes
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Nope.
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SECRET ACHIEVEMENTS
"So Yiffy means Murry?"
Parameters: You've been in the Fandom for at least one year. Isn't this awesome?
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes
"Kids These Days"
Parameters: You been in the Fandom for at least 10 years. It used to be so much cooler.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Legal to Bone"
Parameters: You've been in the Fandom for at least 18 years. That new artist you just watched was conceived while you were getting drunk at Confurence 1. Good times.
Score: 40
Completed?: No, I'm still a few years short on that.
"Porn at 1.2K"
Parameters: You've been in the Fandom since before 1989. Tell us of what life was like in the Before Time, in the Long Long Ago.
Score: 80
Completed?: No, not by a long shot.
"We Know Drama"
Parameters: You've been mentioned on Encyclopedia Dramatica. This doubles as the FA Mod achievement.
Score: 30
Completed?: Not yet!
"Llama King"
Parameters: You have your own entry on Encyclopedia Dramatica. The few, the proud.
Score: 50
Completed?: Dear god, no.
"I Do What I Want!"
Parameters: You've appeared on national news as a furry
Score: 50
Completed?: No, not unless I've been caught in the background of a "FurCon, WTF is that about?" piece.
"Internet Famous"
Parameters: You've been recognized by a stranger IRL as your furry self. Hopefully your parents were't around.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes. That'll learn me to draw in class.
"Your Avatar Lies..."
Parameters: You've met another Furry IRL. Was it everything you hoped for?
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"Peanut Butter and Chocolate"
Parameters: You have/had a mixed species fursona.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes! Long live the folf, 1998-2002.
"Fancy!"
Parameters: You have/had a fursona with at least three of the following: Magic powers, advanced technology, glowing eyes, species markings/traits aside from the base species (tiger stripes on anything but a tiger), eye patch, scars, unusual hair/fur/eye colors, mixed species, macro/micro, shapeshifting, etc.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes. Folf, cyborg soldier shaman from the future who's eyes glowed when he got angry. The turn of the century was a fun time!
"Easy to Draw"
Parameters: You have/had a mundane fursona. One species, with no unusual appearance modifiers. So how are we supposed to know it's you?
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes. But I have a ponytail, so I'm not sure if that counts.
"For the Articles"
Parameters: You have bought a furry magazine or comic.
Score:5
Completed?: Yes.
"Like a Monthly Commission"
Parameters: You have/had a subscription to an artist's monthly site. Don't you know you can get that for free off e621.net?
Score: 10
Completed?: No. But I should.
"The Second Second life"
Parameters: You have Mucked. Proof that perversion is always better through the power of imaaaaginaaaation.
Score: 5
Completed?: Way back in the day, yes.
"Lulz Chaser"
Parameters: You have been banned from a furry site. Usually the sign of ill-behavior, but we understand that in your case it was just a case of the mods being jerkasses.
Score: 10
Completed?: Not yet.
"Hare Today, Fawn Tomorrow"
Parameters: You had a gallery on Y!Gallery, Sheezy Art, Furry Art Pile, FurNation, or the first iteration of FurAffinity. Good times.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.
"Is Your Species Albatross?"
Parameters: You had a gallery on all five of the above sites. Is there any way we could convince you to stop posting here?
Score: 40
Completed?: I realized only after I wrote this, but... Yes. I'm sorry...
"The Fandom's Not About Sex!"
Parameters: You have only clean art in your FA gallery or fav list. You must be under 18.
Score: 50
Completed?: Nooooooo
"Shitting Dick Nipples"
Parameters: You have kink content in your FA gallery or fav list. But it's not like it's any of the -weird- stuff.
Score: 5
Completed?: Hells yes.
"It's Not About Popularity, Honest!"
Parameters: You have looked yourself up on http://superwailingbonus.com/farank/ It's alright, we wont tell anyone.
Score: 5
Completed?: ..............yes
525/1000 points
36/56 achievements
My first reaction to encountering the Furry Achievements meme was to add up the point totals. Then be irritated that they only added up to 500 and change. That's not a full game! And it's far too many to be a Live Arcade offering. Obviously whoever started the meme had left off a chunk of the Achievement listing. Maybe they forgot to include all the Secret Achievements or something.
So I dug up the rest of the Achievement list and included it here down at the bottom. The full 1000 point Furry Achievement Meme!
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: Yeeeeeeees.
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: Nooooooo.
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: Does it count if it's been nearly a decade? Yes.
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes. You weirdos.
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Do I count? Well, still yes.
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes!
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: Are humans animals? No? No.
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes.
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: I love you, me! I love you too, me! Yes.
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Nooooooo. I can't keep track of IMs without going crazy. It's a crippling illness in the modern world, I know.
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Noooooo. Oh, -that- anthropomorphic art. Well.. yes.
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Missing DA, so no. And Facebook isn't connected to Beachfox in anyway...
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: Fuck yes!
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes. Though people still try to fap to it. I worry about them...
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: No.
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Have a half-dozen FC shirts from across the years somehow. I don't remember ever buying them...
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Dear god, yes.
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: No
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: The one about Dennies. Yes.
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed? Yes! Birthday present for Unrepentant.
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Obscuring bubbles probably count. Yes.
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Yes, yes. Ah, highschool.
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes. Photoshop Fridays. Early 00s. It was a different world back then.
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB (http://dammitfreehaven.com/).
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes. Usually in response to "Where the hell can I get more of that fucked up comic with the snake and mouse, I want to see how it eeeeeeeends!"
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: My computer hates that site for some reason. No.
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes. But only ironically. Does that count?
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: Yes. Multiple folders. Combined over a gig...
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes!
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: No. They're both far too internet savey. The moment I mention furry, they'll go searching and then visits home will get reeeeeal awkward.
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes. I'm soooo gay.
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No. I'm soooooooooo gay.
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Nope.
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: One's all it takes
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Nope.
*****************************
SECRET ACHIEVEMENTS
"So Yiffy means Murry?"
Parameters: You've been in the Fandom for at least one year. Isn't this awesome?
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes
"Kids These Days"
Parameters: You been in the Fandom for at least 10 years. It used to be so much cooler.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Legal to Bone"
Parameters: You've been in the Fandom for at least 18 years. That new artist you just watched was conceived while you were getting drunk at Confurence 1. Good times.
Score: 40
Completed?: No, I'm still a few years short on that.
"Porn at 1.2K"
Parameters: You've been in the Fandom since before 1989. Tell us of what life was like in the Before Time, in the Long Long Ago.
Score: 80
Completed?: No, not by a long shot.
"We Know Drama"
Parameters: You've been mentioned on Encyclopedia Dramatica. This doubles as the FA Mod achievement.
Score: 30
Completed?: Not yet!
"Llama King"
Parameters: You have your own entry on Encyclopedia Dramatica. The few, the proud.
Score: 50
Completed?: Dear god, no.
"I Do What I Want!"
Parameters: You've appeared on national news as a furry
Score: 50
Completed?: No, not unless I've been caught in the background of a "FurCon, WTF is that about?" piece.
"Internet Famous"
Parameters: You've been recognized by a stranger IRL as your furry self. Hopefully your parents were't around.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes. That'll learn me to draw in class.
"Your Avatar Lies..."
Parameters: You've met another Furry IRL. Was it everything you hoped for?
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"Peanut Butter and Chocolate"
Parameters: You have/had a mixed species fursona.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes! Long live the folf, 1998-2002.
"Fancy!"
Parameters: You have/had a fursona with at least three of the following: Magic powers, advanced technology, glowing eyes, species markings/traits aside from the base species (tiger stripes on anything but a tiger), eye patch, scars, unusual hair/fur/eye colors, mixed species, macro/micro, shapeshifting, etc.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes. Folf, cyborg soldier shaman from the future who's eyes glowed when he got angry. The turn of the century was a fun time!
"Easy to Draw"
Parameters: You have/had a mundane fursona. One species, with no unusual appearance modifiers. So how are we supposed to know it's you?
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes. But I have a ponytail, so I'm not sure if that counts.
"For the Articles"
Parameters: You have bought a furry magazine or comic.
Score:5
Completed?: Yes.
"Like a Monthly Commission"
Parameters: You have/had a subscription to an artist's monthly site. Don't you know you can get that for free off e621.net?
Score: 10
Completed?: No. But I should.
"The Second Second life"
Parameters: You have Mucked. Proof that perversion is always better through the power of imaaaaginaaaation.
Score: 5
Completed?: Way back in the day, yes.
"Lulz Chaser"
Parameters: You have been banned from a furry site. Usually the sign of ill-behavior, but we understand that in your case it was just a case of the mods being jerkasses.
Score: 10
Completed?: Not yet.
"Hare Today, Fawn Tomorrow"
Parameters: You had a gallery on Y!Gallery, Sheezy Art, Furry Art Pile, FurNation, or the first iteration of FurAffinity. Good times.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.
"Is Your Species Albatross?"
Parameters: You had a gallery on all five of the above sites. Is there any way we could convince you to stop posting here?
Score: 40
Completed?: I realized only after I wrote this, but... Yes. I'm sorry...
"The Fandom's Not About Sex!"
Parameters: You have only clean art in your FA gallery or fav list. You must be under 18.
Score: 50
Completed?: Nooooooo
"Shitting Dick Nipples"
Parameters: You have kink content in your FA gallery or fav list. But it's not like it's any of the -weird- stuff.
Score: 5
Completed?: Hells yes.
"It's Not About Popularity, Honest!"
Parameters: You have looked yourself up on http://superwailingbonus.com/farank/ It's alright, we wont tell anyone.
Score: 5
Completed?: ..............yes
525/1000 points
36/56 achievements
As a matter of fact, humans ARE animals. We're just too conceited to admit it
Enjoy!
XD Only because the news people snipered me at AC09 XD
Thanks for making my wait in Germania bearable XD
More so than RE5's achievements... >_>
"Beat Chapter 1-2". Oh wow, the originality.