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Bad Idea #49: A Departure From The Usual
15 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
Read the recipe carefully.
As those who read these Bad Ideas well know, the theme is one of testicular agony and probable if not outright certain castration. I have avoided penectomy and nullification as they are of no interest. Still, sometimes a joke needs telling. This is a variation on a cartoon or two you might have seen (and which Google image search will probably find for you, if you search with enough patience). I'll mention them in more detail at the end.
A black* bear or other black-furred (and thus black-skinned) male is nude, bound and gagged. He is obviously in pain and for good reason: his penis has just been removed. A cook has the penis partway through a meat-grinder. A chef or head cook looks a bit annoyed as s/he says, "No, no, the recipe calls for ground black pepper!"
The inspiring cartoons were 1) a dubious disgusting brown cake with flies buzzing around it and the head baker telling his assistant that he needed a sheet cake. And 2) A pained fellow strapped to a bed, a nurse holding a scalpel and full scrotum, and a surgeon exclaiming, "No! No! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!!"
* The color is needed for the joke, though 'ground white pepper' or 'ground red pepper' might also work, but ground black pepper is easily the most commonly known sort. I also avoid the usual bovine or equine here. They'd work, but I'd prefer they not get this particular (mis)treatment.
Read the recipe carefully.
As those who read these Bad Ideas well know, the theme is one of testicular agony and probable if not outright certain castration. I have avoided penectomy and nullification as they are of no interest. Still, sometimes a joke needs telling. This is a variation on a cartoon or two you might have seen (and which Google image search will probably find for you, if you search with enough patience). I'll mention them in more detail at the end.
A black* bear or other black-furred (and thus black-skinned) male is nude, bound and gagged. He is obviously in pain and for good reason: his penis has just been removed. A cook has the penis partway through a meat-grinder. A chef or head cook looks a bit annoyed as s/he says, "No, no, the recipe calls for ground black pepper!"
The inspiring cartoons were 1) a dubious disgusting brown cake with flies buzzing around it and the head baker telling his assistant that he needed a sheet cake. And 2) A pained fellow strapped to a bed, a nurse holding a scalpel and full scrotum, and a surgeon exclaiming, "No! No! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!!"
* The color is needed for the joke, though 'ground white pepper' or 'ground red pepper' might also work, but ground black pepper is easily the most commonly known sort. I also avoid the usual bovine or equine here. They'd work, but I'd prefer they not get this particular (mis)treatment.
hooves
~hooves
Hahaha
Lanif
~rikkusguardian
Oh, god, mate! the agony of misread information!
UnderPressure
~underpressure
OP
And it's not that the guy(?) making the mistake is the one really suffering for it...
