Geez, I didn't realize how popular this was going to be! As I write this, the site is nearing the 2,000 battle mark, with some rather satisfied female Pokemon and some very, very sorry males. Hell, the female Mewtwo alone has destroyed over fifty males today, and Charizard and Blaziken aren't far behind that, each neutering 30+ opponents over the course of the day. In total, about 350 nutless 'mon have staggered out of the arena in the past 24 hours, probably wishing they'd just stayed in bed this morning :P

Anyway, I've made a number of updates today, including a stat tracker and a pair of "boss battles", and increased the roster to include up to 25 different 'mon, each with their own unique ballbusting moves. If you haven't fooled around with the latest version yet, go check it out and let me know what you think!

If you've got any other feedback -- suggestions for features or additional Pokemon, issues, etc -- just post it below and I'll see what I can do. Otherwise, enjoy making all those 'mon sterile :P

---

Further updates will be posted below:

UPDATE: Changes for 11.02.2010
- Small grammar/backend fixes
- More categories added to rankings page
- Individual stat tracking turned on -- click on a Pokemon's name from the main page to see its deadliest attack, stats in all possible matchups, etc.
- Attack stat tracking turned on -- which moves are popping the most nuts?
- Damage/popping maths adjusted to be more logical
- Type resistance added (though I still need to go through and type in the resistances for each 'mon)
- Some custom illustrations added thanks to an Awesome Anonymous Artist! If anybody else would like to contribute art, by all means, please do :)

Also, apparently you all are even more aggressive today than you were yesterday...right now the count stands at 750+ males destroyed, with 4500 total battles played. Yikes. Keep it up, people :P

UPDATE 2: I've added a basic "porn mode" which shows up on the homepage once you've done a certain amount of damage :P About 10 'mon have had porn pictures added so far, and I'll probably do the rest tonight.

I know it's not the politest thing in the world to use other people's artwork without asking, and for that I apologize. I tried to mitigate that problem by only using artwork directly from rule34.paheal.net (i.e. artwork that has been implicitly approved for public consumption by the artist), but I know that's still not a clean-cut solution. If you're the artist of a particular picture and you want it removed, just PM me and I'll remove it ASAP.

Also, small new feature: Random matchups are also now supported -- instead of picking a specific 'mon, you can choose "Random Male" or "Random Female". If you're looking for some variety, try it out.

UPDATE 3: Changes for 12.02.2010
- Added Raichu pictures. Thanks again to Anonymous! :)
- Added chance of spontaneous cumming when both nuts are popped
- Some move fixes
- Noted an issue with attack response descriptions changing; hope to fix tomorrow
- Added new Pokemon: Pidgeot, Sandslash, Nidoqueen/Nidoking, Machamp
Current totals: 6235 battles, 2135 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 4: Changes for 13.02.2010
- Fixed a major issue with attack statuses become "stuck" (e.g. Ice Beam always froze a male's balls, Sacred Fire always burned them, etc.)
- Fixed some inconsistent language on the match result page
- Added new Pokemon: Arcanine, Alakazam, Marowak, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan
- Added porn pics for all the new Pokemon from yesterday and today
Current totals: 7359 battles, 2553 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 5: Changes for 14.02.2010
- Major backend changes, which should make things more efficient going forward
- Added porn pics for all current Pokemon where available
- Added new Pokemon: Rapidash, Kangaskhan, Scyther, Lapras
Current totals: 8021 battles, 2785 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 6: Changes for 15.02.2010
Busy day, but a few quick updates:
- Added/fixed the chance of blowing a load during a nutpopping
- Added new custom pics for Lugia -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Added new Pokemon: Mew, Latios, Latias
Current totals: 8902 battles, 3077 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 7: Changes for 16.02.2010
- Added new texts for the results page, including one with a choose-your-own-ending :P
- Added 'arousal' status (though very few attacks use it yet)
- The 'Choose your Pokemon' page can now be sorted by the user
- Added new Pokemon: Rhydon, Aerodactyl, Snorlax, Dragonite

Damn, you people really like Mew! One day and she's already the most-used female Pokemon. Guess I should have added her sooner :P Also, today the site passed 10,000 battles and 50,000 pageviews, which is kind of crazy for just one week. Glad to see so many people getting use out of this little thing.
Current totals: 10995 battles, 3655 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 8: Changes for 17.02.2010
- Added new custom pics for Ho-oh and Mew -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Added new Pokemon: Raikou, Entei, Suicune

Didn't have a chance to get much done today, at least not on the front end, but I did start laying some of the groundwork necessary for a more extended story mode. That'll probably take a good while to finish, but I'll keep you updated.
Current totals: 12981 battles, 4371 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 9: Changes for 18.02.2010
- Added new custom pics for Dragonite -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Added Challenge Mode! Play as the male 'mon of your choice in a marathon of endurance -- stay intact for as long as you can :P (The end-of-battle descriptions need work, but I'll get to that later.)

I'm doing mostly under-the-hood work today, but I'll probably add a new Pokemon or two tonight as usual. Any suggestions?
Current totals: 13798 battles, 4677 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 10: Changes for 19.02.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Ampharos, Absol, Weavile, Jirachi
Current totals: 15121 battles, 5118 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 11:
- Added a few new boss battles with the legendary birds.
- Fixed a bug with intra-species battles
Current totals: 15912 battles, 5389 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 12: Changes for 20.02.2010
- Added pics for Latios/Latias -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Added new Pokemon: Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon, Glaceon (all the Eeveelutions are done!)
Current totals: 17348 battles, 5883 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 13: Changes for 21.02.2010
- Added some new attack-specific dialog for nut-poppings
- Added more detailed match summaries for challenge mode
- Some cleanup and back-end stuff
Current totals: 19033 battles, 6387 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 14: Changes for 22.02.2010
- Added pics for Jirachi -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Fixed error w/ Double Team
Current totals: 20340 battles, 6845 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 15: Changes for 27.02.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Luxray, Floatzel, Garchomp, Toxicroak
It's been a couple days since I've done anything, so I decided to quickly throw up a few new 'mon. I may add a few more later tonight, so if there's anyone you'd like to see, comment and let me know.
Current totals: 24794 battles, 8330 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 16: Changes for 28.02.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Zangoose, Breloom, Medicham, Flygon, Tropius, Salamence
- Added some basic custom text for different kinds of pops (popped by kick, by squeeze, by bite, etc.)
Current totals: 25953 battles, 8743 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 17:
- Also new Pokemon: Scizor, Heracross, Skarmory, Miltank/Tauros, Tyranitar, Gardevoir/Gallade
- Added new "mercy" scenario to results page
- Added navigation (the layout really needs a larger overhaul, but oh well)
Current totals: 26275 battles, 8852 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 18: Changes for 05.03.2010
- Added a mess of new Pokemon: Butterfree, Beedrill, Ninetales, Meowth, Golduck, Poliwrath, Farfetch'd, Gengar, Hypno, Lickitung, Electabuzz, Magmar, Pinsir, Eevee, Kabutops
- Noted a couple bugs that need fixing...one of which probably explains why Mew hit 101 KOs in challenge mode :P
Current totals: 31644 battles, 10684 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 19: Changes for 08.03.2010
- Minor bugfixes
- Small dialogue updates for attacks/results screen
Current totals: 34777 battles, 11636 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 20: Changes for 12.03.2010
- Minor bugfixes
- Added last orgasm/ballpopping tracking to rankings page and individual Pokemon pages
- Added images to results screen
- Added new Pokemon: Slowbro, Togetic, Xatu, Marill, Politoed, Sunflora, Quagsire, Misdreavus
Current totals: 37185 battles, 12420 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 21: Changes for 16.03.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Girafarig, Ursaring, Delibird, Houndroom, Stantler, Smeargle, Celebi
Current totals: 39287 battles, 13140 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 22: Changes for 20.03.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Mightyena, Linoone, Swellow, Exploud, Hariyama, Mawile, Aggron, Wailord, Spinda
Current totals: 41172 battles, 13719 ruptured nuts.