Bad Idea #50: A Target-Rich Environment
15 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
Balls, There's A Lot Of Targets
Start off with the idea in Bad Idea #1: Third Bull'seye with a male wearing tight briefs with a bullseye (or other obvious target indicator, 'X marks the spot' or such). Now add more males similarly, though not necessarily identically dressed. Some might be free to move though with arms bound, others might be hobbled so that they can move but not very quickly and yet others might be bound in place. How many and what mix is left to the imagination (or to the artist's choice... or the commissioner's economy). And add at least one female ready, willing, and oh so able to kick, stomp, knee, punch, whatever.
There are at least four ways to go here:
1. Nothing has happened... yet. The one female remarks to herself (mainly to make the males just that little bit more nervous), "I love a target-rich environment."
2. Nothing has happened.. yet. One female remarks to another, "I love a target-rich environment."
3. Things are happening and a few/several males are down or bent over and the one female is planting a blow on yet another as she remarks, "I love a target-rich environment."
4. Things are happening and a few/several males are down or bent over in pain and the two females are planting blows on couple more as one of the ballbusters remarks, "I love a target-rich environment."
In all cases there woman or women are wearing wicked grins, the one hearing the remark amused by it. The males... well, they have a reason to be fearful. Which blows? So many to choose from. Feet can kick a few different ways as well as stomp, knees can be planted, fists can slug, hands can slap or squeeze, even an elbow could land a blow or there could be a headbutt. The blow or blows are again left open to the imagination/interpretation.
Balls, There's A Lot Of Targets
Start off with the idea in Bad Idea #1: Third Bull'seye with a male wearing tight briefs with a bullseye (or other obvious target indicator, 'X marks the spot' or such). Now add more males similarly, though not necessarily identically dressed. Some might be free to move though with arms bound, others might be hobbled so that they can move but not very quickly and yet others might be bound in place. How many and what mix is left to the imagination (or to the artist's choice... or the commissioner's economy). And add at least one female ready, willing, and oh so able to kick, stomp, knee, punch, whatever.
There are at least four ways to go here:
1. Nothing has happened... yet. The one female remarks to herself (mainly to make the males just that little bit more nervous), "I love a target-rich environment."
2. Nothing has happened.. yet. One female remarks to another, "I love a target-rich environment."
3. Things are happening and a few/several males are down or bent over and the one female is planting a blow on yet another as she remarks, "I love a target-rich environment."
4. Things are happening and a few/several males are down or bent over in pain and the two females are planting blows on couple more as one of the ballbusters remarks, "I love a target-rich environment."
In all cases there woman or women are wearing wicked grins, the one hearing the remark amused by it. The males... well, they have a reason to be fearful. Which blows? So many to choose from. Feet can kick a few different ways as well as stomp, knees can be planted, fists can slug, hands can slap or squeeze, even an elbow could land a blow or there could be a headbutt. The blow or blows are again left open to the imagination/interpretation.
I have yet to see anything ready made (though I do wonder where these were obtained if the image is not a 'shop. A solid color pair of briefs and a laundry marker (or bleach pen?) might work for a rather crude version.