"Doctors find drug that apparently cures melanoma. Still no cure for Fark cliches"
Fark headline

"For the melanoma patients who signed on to try a drug known as PLX4032, the clinical trial was a last resort. Their bodies were riddled with tumors, leaving them almost certainly just months to live."

"But a few weeks after taking their first dose, nearly all of them began to recover."

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/23/h.....3trial.html?hp

For those who don't know, a common Fark cliche/Farkism is "still no cure for cancer" which according to the FArQ, "Attached to taglines on articles about useless research, implying that researchers shouldn't be wasting their time on studies that conclude that drinking a lot will give you a beer gut (That was an actual study.)"