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And starting today i will occasionally feature a joke submitted by one of my viewers

For now...the veiwer submited joke is from  Cindercheth in my last joke of the day journal

One day a preacher gets a fairly large sum of money, and he decided he wanted to use it to try and make even more money for his church. He wasn't sure how until, while reading the paper, he sees horse racing. "That's it!" he thought, and grabbed his cash, and went down to purchase a horse.

Well, he didn't have enough money for a horse, and still afford entry fees, so he settled on a donkey, and since he had the donkey - he figured he might as well enter it in the next race.

Surprisingly enough, it comes in second place. The paper headline the next day read "Preacher's ass shows".

Okay, he was pretty pleased with the donkey's success, so he entered it in the very next race. This time it came in first. The paper headline then read "Preacher's ass out in front".

By this time, the pope caught wind of all the publicity revolving around the donkey, and all it's connotations, and annoyed by it all, he requested the preacher not enter it in any more races. The headline after that read: "Pope scratches preacher's ass".

Well, that really irked the pope. He went back to the preacher, and asked he get rid of the donkey, that the church didn't need all the "ass" publicity. So the preacher took the donkey to a nun convent and gave it to one of the nuns.

The headline for that? "Nun has best ass in town"

Pope sprayed coffee all over while reading that. So he goes to the nun, and requests she, too, get rid of the donkey. So she takes it to a farmer and sells it for two 5 dollar bills. The paper had fun with that: "Nun sells ass for $10.00".

Now this had the pope FURIOUS. He went back to the nun, asked that she go back to the farmer, buy the donkey back, lead it into the woods and let it go. She does.

"Nun announces her ass is wild and free!"

The pope was buried the very next day.