The hippiemouse's daily joke
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says
"A beer please, and one for the road."















Today's veiwer submited joke is from  ManectricMan

The CEO of a company was looking over the papers about his company's finances, and notices that he has to fire someone. Conflicted, he was able to narrow it down to a boy named Jack and a girl named Jill. So he decided that whoever performed the worst over a week's time would get fired.

Unfortunately, they both worked equally well. So he would fire whoever came to work later.

They both came right on time, to the second. Then he decided that the one who would get fired would be the one who spent the most company money.

Both spent the same amount, less than half of the limit.

He was exhausted from the day, and wondered what he would do. He couldn't just flip a coin, ya know. On his way home, while pondering, he saw Jill. He walked up to her, needing an answer. "Jill...please, I need your help. I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off."

She rolled her eyes at the question. "Well, you'd better jack off, because I have a bus to catch."