*EDIT* most of this is no longer relevant

Character interview!
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions and have them interact.
3. Then tag some people.

Characters:
Max
Gabriel
Vincent
Rose (real name is Jamie-Lee but she prefers to be called Rose)

1) WHAT SPECIES ARE EACH OF YOU?

Max: White Siberian Tiger
Gabriel: White tiger/dragon cross I’m Max's halve brother
Max: We have the same mother
Vincent: I'm a South American leopard
Rose: I'm a Lioness
Max: Yeah a fucking sexy lioness may I add
Rose: *Blushes* aww thanks honey

2) BOY OR GIRL?

Max: Hmm let’s see *puts his paws down his pants* hey what's this oh it's a dick that must mean I’m a man
Vincent: Hahaha
Rose: You’re such a smartass you know that
Gabriel: Well what do you expect, if you ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer?
Max: Thank you Gab
Rose: Ok fine but can you at least take your paws out of your pants please
*Vincent continues to laugh*
Gabriel: Well I’m twice the man then you are Max
Max: Piss off no you’re not
Gabriel: Yes I am I have two dicks and you only have one
Max: *Clears throat* ok you got me there
Rose: Can I just answer this so we can get to the next fucking question
Vincent: Sure go right ahead but before you answer I'm a guy
Max: Really because with a laugh like that I could have sworn you were a chick
Rose: For fuck sake SHUT UP *clears throat* ok I'm a women

3) HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Rose: 28
Max: 36
Gabriel: 75
Vincent: 21

4) WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?

Max: Last time I checked 7’2”
Gabriel: 8'7"
Vincent: 6'6"
Rose: 6'10"

5) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

Max: Oh come on seriously this is bullshit, first it was that fucking boy girl thing and now this I’m not answering this stupid question
Vincent: Your just saying that so you don't have to admit your still a......
Max: I swear to god if you finish that sentence I’ll rip your balls off and shove them down your throat
Gabriel: Owned
Rose: Lighten up max he's just playing around, look me and Max have been married for six years now and let me tell you this we have sex at least five time a week does that answer your question
*Vincent and Gabriel looking shocked*
Rose: Now Gab is married with kids and Vincent has had sex with more women then he's had cold showers so again can we move on
Max: Murrr god I love it when you do that

6) DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?

Vincent: Nope but I have had a lot of sex
Max: Yes my Rosie ever since I laid my eyes on her *runs his paw though her hair and gives her a kiss*
Rose: Awww I love you too Max I always have and always will till the day I die
Gabriel: That's beautiful guys, me and Joesafiend were like that when we got married
Vincent: So how long have you had the old ball and chain Gab?
Gabriel: Forty years and can you please refrain from calling my wife a ball and chain
Vincent: No

7) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?

Vincent: No can say I have
*All together* VINCENT!!!
Vincent: Hey how come
Rose: You’re joking right
Max: You haven't said one nice thing the whole time we've been here
Vincent: Fine whatever

8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?

Gabriel: No I’d never hurt a live soul
Rose: Nope never ever
Vincent: It's been awhile but yes I served under Max’s command in numerous conflicts
Max: Yes but I don't want to talk about it I was a moment in my life that I just want to forget

9) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?

Max: No comment
Gabriel: I do but if I told you then it wouldn't be a secret anymore
Rose: I second that
Vincent: Third

10) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Gabriel: Whatever my wife makes me I’m not very fussy
Rose: Apples with peanut butter
Vincent: Gourmet nachos with lots of cheese
Max: Caucasian Shashlyk
Vincent: What the fuck is that
Max: It's a Russian dish that I used to eat when I was a kid

11) WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?

Max: Me and Rose meditate
Vincent: That's so gay I watch porn to relax
Gabriel: RELAX ha your joking I’ve got six fucking kids I’m lucky to get five minutes to myself
Vincent: I've got one word for ya Gabriel Divorce
Max: Your skating on thin ice Vincent I fucking mean it


12) WHAT SEASON DO YOU LIKE BEST AND WHY?

Max: Winter that's a given I mean I was born in Russia plus I just love snow I feels so good on my fur
*Vincent falls on the floor laughing holding his sides*
Rose: Summer it reminds me of when I was a kid living in the Maasai Mara in Africa
Gabriel: I'm going to have to agree with Rose I love to sunbake
Max: Vincent VINCENT!!
Vincent: What *wipes his eyes*
Max: Get up and answer the question
Vincent: *Brushes himself off* summer time there you happy
Max: Thank you

13) IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU REGRET DOING?

Max: Were skipping this question what's the next one
Gabriel: Wait hold on we.....
Max: I said were skipping it and that's final

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY IS?

Gabriel: Long enough to see my boys grow up and go to college and get married
Rose: That's so lovely Gab I’d like to live to about seventy five
Vincent: I'll live forever
Max: Not the way you’ve been acting I’m surprised I haven't already killed you, anyway I don't really give a shit how long I live for as long as I have a good time

15) HOW DO YOU IMAGINE YOUR DEATH TO BE?

Max: Going down fighting I wouldn't have it any other way
Rose: In my sleep
Vincent: Well that's a stupid question
Gabriel: And you’re a stupid person no one can live forever
Vincent: What about you your like ninety
Gabriel: I'm halve dragon, dragons live for hundreds of years and your just a leopard
Vincent: Fine well how do you want to die?
Gabriel: Having a massive heart attack while have hot passionate sex with my wife
Vincent: Fuck yeah now that's the way I’d like to go


16) YOU ARE TO BE PUT TO DEATH FOR A CRIME YOU DID NOT COMMIT, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE?

Rose: I really haven't thought about it but I would be doing a lot of swearing
Gabriel: You can go and kiss my white scaly ass Motherfucker
Vincent: Would you mind if I kissed my ass goodbye
Max: In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
Rose: Wow Max that's beautiful who said that
Max: Martin Luther King, Jr.

17) IF YOU'D HAVE WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE MONEY?

Rose: I'd spend it on rebuilding the bar and if there was any leftover I'd buy a new TV for the bedroom
Gabriel: Put halve of it in a college fund for the kids and the other halve I’d spend on a around the world trip with Joesafiend
Vincent: A mansion it would be a total babe lair and I'd have my own private jet too
Max: *Shrugs* don’t know
Gabriel: What do you mean you don't know there has to be something you want?
Max: What I want can't be bought

18) DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?

Max: Nope none
Gabriel: Bees
Vincent: Single mothers
Rose: Flying

19) IF YOU'D BE FANTASTIC AT ONE SPORT, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

Vincent: Football as in soccer
Max: Ice hockey
Rose: I hate all sports
Gabriel: NFL

20) AND FINALLY, IF ANYONE CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

Max: I hate nicknames I think there stupid
Rose: Rose is my nickname my real name is Jamie-Lee
Vincent: Long Rod Von Hugen Dong
Gabriel: I have a nickname but that’s strictly between me and my wife
Vincent: Hello meow come on tell us tell me
Max: Vincent one more smartass remark out of you and you won't live long enough to see you twenty second birthday is that clear
Rose: Carm down Max threatening him isn't going to make him stop let’s just ignore him instead
Vincent: Yeah Max listen to your master *makes a whipping sound*
Max: That's it I’ve had enough of this *Max picks Vincent up by the hair and throws him out the door*
Vincent: Aarrr fuck my hair
Max: Serves you right I told you to shut up
Vincent: You know what screw you guys I’m going home
All together: Bye Vincent
Rose: Thank god
Max: Come on Rose we have dinner plans nice seeing you again Gab
Rose: Yeah I was nice meeting you Gab
Gabriel: Yeah bye guys see ya soon I hope