FA+
Shop
Joke of the day 3/08/10
15 years ago
CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE THEME SONG OF THE HIPPIEMOUSE CREATED BY 
Kieran_and_Ulric
Your love,is lifting me higher....Than i've ever been lifted before
Kieran_and_UlricYour love,is lifting me higher....Than i've ever been lifted before
The hippiemouse joke of the day(doing6 since i been busy these past 6 days)
The dude who invented the door knocker was awarded a No-bell prize.
Organ donors...they REALLY put their heart into it.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
Need more veiwer submited jokes please.
Todays Veiwer submited joke is from
piercedsnocatWhat do you call 2 lesbians in a closet?
A lick-her cabinet.
So keep it it up,quench my desire...and i'll be at your side, forever more
AWESOME ARTISTIC SHOWCASE IS THIS PIC OF CLICK HERE FOR A PIC OF Terra Bradford and Locke Cole(Final Fantasy3/6) in the caves of Narsh
BY
TheJinx
FallenFeathers IS A KIND AND GROOVY ARTIST WHOM YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT AND COMISSION...HE COULD REALLY USE IT RIGHT NOW AND HIS ART IS TOP NOTCH
AWESOME ARTISTIC SHOWCASE IS THIS PIC OF CLICK HERE FOR A PIC OF Terra Bradford and Locke Cole(Final Fantasy3/6) in the caves of Narsh
BY
TheJinx
FallenFeathers IS A KIND AND GROOVY ARTIST WHOM YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT AND COMISSION...HE COULD REALLY USE IT RIGHT NOW AND HIS ART IS TOP NOTCH 
What do you call it when a tape fanatic only has one leg?
Hopscotch
And now for the mandatory dirty joke. XD
A pickle, a cucumber, and a penis were in a room, complaining about their lives. "I hate my life," the pickle said. "I'm shoved into a barrel and left to turn sour."
"That's NOTHING," the cucumber said. "I'm sliced up, thrown with other slaughtered vegetables, and sprayed with this thick fluid."
"You think THAT'S bad?" the penis said. "Every week, a plastic bag is pulled over my head, and I'm forced into a small, dark, slimy room. Then I'm slammed into the wall until I puke all over myself."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xum2-QOyAfA
LOL^^
droopy drawers
OMG...when i do my next joke journal...this joke is going in it
Thanks dude...i needed a good laugh