Step one, almost not make it to America period because U.S. Customs goes "WTF you want to be doing in America for a whole 6 months?" I literally got on the plane right as they were closing the doors. Th customs guy was an ass too. No really guys I PROMISE that in the middle of my LEGAL immigration and after pooping out money to do so that I'm not going to try and illegally immigrate to the states. Seriously I SWEAR.

So whatever I spent Wednesday and most of Thursday at Jodie-Helen's while I waited for Alex to come get me, got to the con hotel and settled in. So okay I figure let's DO THIS and took my rottweiler puppy Bharet downstairs to chill by the elevator's con level since I came in too late to get my badge. Furries swarm and Bharet does me proud by attempting to eat fursuits. He saw Thistle and went MMMMMM HAM. During all this I look up and BAM there's my very own un-girlfriend Mirabem. Much rejoicing was made.

Next day was pretty much spent trolling artist alley as I do, seeing a bunch of friends from Louvelex to Arphalia. Met some new people and pooped money at ArtSlave because Mirabem is a lazy whore. Artslave converted a wolf partial (aid thing i pooped money at her for) to a gnoll for me and again much rejoicing was had I haven't figured out a name for her yet but in all likelihood it will be something really stupid like Crit'ah because I have no damn taste.

Just to note, bitches stop being sloppy ass drunks okay? otherwise Mirabem will have to yell at you and cause me to near fall out in the middle of Trader Vick's laughing my ass off. Also maybe if you're drunk enough to not be able to tell I'm a chick while I'm only wearing a partial and have a tit size of about D or so is a good sign you need to lay off da booze.

Met me some Jen Neko, Max Blackrabbit, Havoc and other bitches, these are awesome people. Pretty much my entire con was as usual hanging out in the artist alley by day harassing Jen and at night I morphed into the tiniest of the gnolls and followed Mirabem and Artslave around all gnoll-lite. Also my voice is flippin shot, and I have the sniffles, though I am fighting it off like a beast with cough drops, robutussin max, vitamin c effervescent tablets and some kind of other pills.

That's about it, oh and if you see pics of a rottweiler puppy at FWA totally link me or something as it's probably my Bharet and I've only found one so far. I know there's video and more pics and whoever took those ZILLIONS of photos and shit better be uploading them. Also anything of the gnolls, you know the creepy fuckers wandering around with the armour and the RAWR.

Also yay for all the guys I met and hung out with:
 joecifur  midori8  arsalmadel  artslave  growly  badpuppy  2x2l  gunmouth  glowsheep  Fink  FinalFlight  DrKrazy  Dragoneer  Donryu  Dior  Cloveroo  arphalia  Ahkahna  404  louvelex  latinvixen  Lacrimas  Kilcodo  KabukiHomewood  Varcolaroux  maxblackrabbit  Media  PapayaFruitSushi  Phylum  quaylak Sapphire Syrae-Universe

Jesus... and I probably left people out still. I know too many damn people.