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I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Hi Guzzles.

Me: Fuck you.

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: ???

Me: You up for a fight RP?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I'd beat you. You know that.

Me: ...About as much as you beat-off every second? Yeah, I know I'd lose. But it's fun pretending I matter to you...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: lol

Me: -_-...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: What's wrong? :questioning smiley:

Me: You really get a sick, twisted kick out of asking questions, don't you?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Whore.

Me: Mental Disorder.

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Dust.

Me: =^w^=

*5 minutes pass*

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Sorry. I had to step out for a bit. >>

?

Me: I'm smiling.

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I realize that.

Me: Orly?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Uh, yeah?

Me: Thanks. Boy, this becoming a really cool RP...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: ???

Me: So how are things over there in Haiti?

*2 minutes pass*

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Almost took a bitch from her kids just a sec ago. You shoulda seen the look on her stupid face.

Me: Any luck?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Yeah, she thinks her son has come down with a terminal illness. Boo fuckin' hoo. I hope she does those bloody kind of prayers that my son once did to me. I wanna see how far she'll go to try to get-in-good with me...

Me: You are so cool.^^

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Aww. <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 Error 404

Me: lol...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: :3

Me: What are you doing right now? =D

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: NO my friend... The question is, "What am I NOT doing right now?!"^^

Me: Lulz.

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Hehe.

Me: Got anything you wanted to talk about in particular?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Of COURSE!^^

Me: *sigh*...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Huh?

Me: *facepalm*

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Why so serious? :questioning smiley:

Me: Where do you live?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: =)

In "CARE-ALOT," silly!^^

Me: I wanna mutilate you...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Get in line.

Me: I'll pass.

...I figure the great minds of the world will do it for me anyway...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: They will try... (Star Wars Epusode 3 reference^^)

"Episode..."

Me: lol

You gonna get "Legion" when it comes out on DVD?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: >>

Me: What? Can't handle a little bit of "freedom of expression?" lol, I thought yoy were cooler than that...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I used my eraser on you.

Me: I'm not crying. =^_^=

When did you use it?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Around the time when your dad fertilized your mom's egg, making yoy.

"You."

Me: lol

You gonna write my name back down in the Book anytime soon?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: That's not how it works. >>

Me: Bullshit.

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I knew you were crying...

Me: ...Fade.

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I do...--When I'm trying to prove a point. Didn't they teach you that last Sunda--...Oh! Oh I'm sorry... You were asleep...

Me: Of course. You know it gets all peacful n' crud whenever I come over to your hoyse...

"Peaceful..."

"HOUSE!"

Dear GOD my grammer sucks tonight...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Don't blame ME for your typos...

Me: Did you even read what I said?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Hm?

Me: You're drunk.

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: BUT I LIKE CHILLIN' OUT AND GETTING POV SHOTS UNDER THOSE "THE VIRGIN MARY" STATUES! ;_;

Me: lolz

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: ???

Me: Is that you, God?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Maaaybe...

Hehehe...

[ownage]SIXSIXSIX, MOTHAFUCKA! >:)[/ownage]

Me: HEEEY!!! =D

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: What up witchcha?

Me: =))^^ <3

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Sorry for the bullshit earlier. Dad wanted to play chess again. >_>...

Me: Did he win? Oops. Dumb question. =>_>=...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Heh...

Actually...

...We didn't even finish. u_u

Me: Oh... I see...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: He copped out when I took his queen out with a pawn... A FUCKING PAWN dude! DX

Me: LAWL! XD!!!

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: It's cool though...Said he was gonna let me take turns fucking mom with him tonight...

Me: God is love... ;3

How is she?

Wisdom, I mean...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Horrible, man. Just horrible...

Me: =/_\=...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: He told her to get out, and that she wasn't welcome in Heaven anymore...

I fuckin' hate his stupid ass...

Me: !!! Where is she now?!

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: At my house.

She just got off the phone with Xuchilpaba. Said something about wanting to call it quits and just end the world.

Me: Damn... =/_\=

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I know you must be thibking I'm crazy as fuck for even THIBKUNG about copulating with her. (>_<)

Me: Uh... It's sick???

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: /_\...

Me: Are you okay?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I am never okay Jordan...Ever.

Me: I'm soery... =/_\=

sorry

lol, I suck.

*3 minutes pass*

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Dude, you're cooler than me. At least you have a future...

I was fucked from birth.

Me: *offers you my soul*

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: lol

You know you wouldn't go there...

Me: Um, Luci...

Er...

...like, EVERYBODY is "going there" nowadays? Yeah...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: They shouldn't...

Me: ?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: because I'll rape their spuls before they see their first dead tree on the way down...

"Souls." DX

Me: Eee...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: How far are you in Super Mario Galaxy?

Me: Been at the end for like, month's...

I've been down in the dumps lately...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: >> Tell me about it.

Me: What do you look like in person?

*10 minutes pass*

Um...

*2 minutes pass*

You still there?

*a whole hour passes, as I lie down to sleep out of exhauation, having clicked the "Home button" on my iPod Touch*

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I can't tell you.

Me: Huh?

*a minute passes*

About what???

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: How I look.

Me: Why not?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Because it doesn't matter.

You'd die if you saw anyway.

Me: O_O

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: lol...

Me: You're scary as hell...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: lulz...

Dad's scarier.

Me: Are you here?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Not yet.

You know my dad banned me from the world for another 2 years...

Me: ?!?! Holy...........shit...........

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Ha ha ha...

Me: THEN...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: jk, ilu

Me: DON'T DO THAT!!!

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: lol, You shouldn't take stuff so seriously...

Me: AS IF!

You scared me shitless. LITERALLY!

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: That's what you get for hanging out with the wrong crowd...

Me: I need to go now...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Had enough?

Me: No. It's just that...

I JUST TURNED ON EVERY SINGLE LIGHT IN MY HOUSE, AND I'M DOWN HERE IN THE BASEMENT LISTENING TO FUCKING SILENT HILL MUSIC, lol. I BLAME YOU!

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Who doesn't?

Nobody cares to consider how my life began anyway...

Me: Aww. I DO!

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: You shouldn't.

Me: What's your next poem gonna be?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I am poetry...

Me: ???

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Lol, go check your notes. I left you a PM just now.

Me: Okay... *checks his notes*

Um, there's nothing there?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Fool.

Me: ???

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: brb don't leave me......

Me: :questioning smiley:

*6 minutes pass*

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I'm back.

Me: Heya.^^

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Just took a shower with Baphomet and Xuchy, lol, Bapho dropped the soap again and I split his rectum open with my sword...

Me: Yikes. Is he okay?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: You ask some really stupid questions, y'know?

No, I tore his body a sunder with my make-shift stealth jet sized penis, and suffocated his soul with images you couldn't possibly understand. Tore his horns off and used them as dildos, too.

Me: OMFG...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Don't you have something else to do? I went "Fifth Element" on you just now...

Me: I just wanted to help you feel better, man...

?!?! WHAT THE

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: I'll bet your iPod is practically soaked now...

Me: MY HAIR IS BLEEDING!

Why...?

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Because I luuurrrve you're lil noggin so much that I decided to infiltrate it. @W@

Me: I'll see you tommorow Luci...

I_AM_PRE-PWN_BOW_DOWN_AND_TALK_ABOUT_IT_BITCHES: Sweet dreams, admirer.

Don't ever forget me... =(

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Me: *drops his iPod and is froze in horror*