OKAY, GENTLEMEN. The promised time has come to pass. I am officially opening myself up for commissions. Unfortunately for some of you, I'll only be doing chibi commissions, no full-size stuff cause I don't have the time or desire to spend that much time on a single drawing yet. Prepare for a rather long journal.

Price:
Each chibi commission will be $10. This will consist of one character doing something in some pose with no background. They'll be colored but not shaded. For each additional character, it will be $5 added on per each character, i.e. two characters is $15, three characters is $20, and so on.

Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3575642/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3655803/

The Procedure:
Alright, this is the important part in getting your commission. First thing you do if you want a commission is obviously, well, tell me. I'd prefer if you send me a note so I can keep track of everybody and we don't have to waste time with "I want a spot!" "Okay, note me."

In your Note to me, include, well, what you want for your commission. What character(s) you want in it and what you want them doing. Please include a reference image. I really hate being forced to create your character and having the chance that it looks nothing like how you want it to. If you don't have a reference image, well, I need me a really good description. And also, tell me what you want to be doing pose-wise. If you leave it up to me, you're going to get a very boring just-standing-there-looking-at-the-fourth-wall pose. If you're cool with that, fine. If not, well... your fault.

Once you've sent me that note, I'll respond as quick as I can... usually right away cause I always seem to be on this silly place. I'll either ask for more info if you didn't give enough or any or I'll say you're a-okay. I will then ask for payment! Why do I ask for payment before I even start? Several reasons: if you're asking for a commission now, you've obviously got the funds for it now, right? Also, I need to protect myself from drawing something and then not getting paid for it by, y'know, cheap scamming leeches.

The only form of payment I accept is Paypal, and my Paypal address is comicnaziadam[at]gmail.com . If you don't have a Paypal account or a credit card... sorry, can't do business with you. I'll ask for whatever amount of money your commission will cost and wait for you to send the money. Make sure to check that the money is being sent as a GIFT. This SHOULD keep Paypal from stealing like a dollar in fees from me, which I would really appreciate.

Also, please put your FA username into either the Title or the Message when you send payment. This is so I know it's from you specifically and I can keep track of who's paid and who hasn't. Once I see it pop into my Paypal account, I'll Note you back and say "Got the money, I will start you now" or "Got the money, you're behind ### people in the queue, I'll start you soon".

And then the usual stuff goes down where you wait, I draw, I finish, I give it to you, and you are hopefully happy. You can post it on FA or use it in an icon or whatever you want, just make sure you link back to me or at least say I drew it, alright? I'll probably post your commission on my page, but probably in groups with others or after a little while or something. And that's that!

Tl;dr version:
1) Note me with idea and references
2) Upon confirmation of idea and references being okay, send payment via Paypal to comicnaziadam[at]gmail.com
3) Upon confirmation of funds arriving, wait for me to draw
4) Receive note with your commission, feel free to distribute and use as long as I'm credited
5) ???
6) Profit (for me)

What's Okay:
I'll do porn for no extra charge, but I gotta say since I've never drawn porn in this style, your results might vary. I'll do fetish stuff as long as I don't personally find it kinda... icky; see below.

I WILL draw FH characters PROVIDED THAT A) they are a secondary character included with you and/or your character (i.e. a $5 tack-on character; yes, you'll be charged $5 for each inclusion as per usual), and B) the picture is non-adult. If you wanna play Gears of War with Bruce, that's cool with me. If you want Bruce standing there alone or blowing you, eh, sorry, no dice (99% of the time, see below).

Now if you want ME in your picture... porn with me will be fine. Unfortunately, I'm still gonna cost the extra $5, cause while a certain someone else has gotten good enough drawing himself that he can not charge for it, Iiiiii have not, so I apologize.

What Won't Fly:
As I said in the previous section, no fetish stuff that I find icky. Poopin', most acts of peein', heavy gore... that kinda jazz. Also as I said before, I won't include a FH character in porn except under very, very specific exceptions. If you don't know if you're an exception, 99% chance you aren't one.

Also, if the character you want me to draw is owned by someone else, you gotta get their permission first, and I need some kinda proof of them saying it's okay. If it turns out you, for some reason, want somebody drawn bad enough that you fake proof of it being okay, and they get mad at me, I'm gonna get mad at you.

I also reserve the right to not draw something cause, uh, I don't wanna draw that particular thing. I won't be sitting on a throne and relegating what is worthy of being drawn by me or anything, but if I don't like an idea, I ain't gonna draw it. I might toss you a different little idea that I would draw or I might ask you to think of something else yourself.

Some Final Info:
There's some folks that, if they want a commission, they get to go ahead of everyone else. They know who they are, they know why, and we'll just leave it at that, alright? I owe them, so sorry in advance if that inconveniences anyone else somehow.

I'm hoping to get at least 10 of these bad boys straight away, because, uh, I'm pretty much almost broke. About $10-15 in the bank. I'm not gonna starve or anything, and I have a safety net, but it's kinda a safety net made of thorns and I don't really want to fall in it if I can avoid it. So if you want a commission and you can pay right this instant, note me right now so I can get your money as fast as possible.

I'm going to be working on these as much as possible. Tomorrow (Tuesday) and Wednesday will be spent pumping these out for the most part, with some breaks to do... something else, so I don't go insane from just drawing over and over forever. Thursdays and Sundays, and most of Fridays and Mondays it seems, will be spent working on my webcomic, so I can't do any chibi drawing on those days (maybe really late on Fridays and Mondays). Also, I'm currently in some sort of fetish-based tournament here on FA, so that'll be eating up my time probably this weekend and/or next week. Just some warnings in case I don't get back to you for a week or something.

Aaand that's about it I think! I hope that wasn't too long and didn't drive anybody away. The rest of you that stayed, welp, let's get this started.

...oh yeah, also: I'll post a way more condensed version of this when the ball gets rolling.