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Hirosaki Explains What Happened with Unsheathed Presents #4
15 years ago
Hey everyone! 
KM_Hirosaki here, just wanting to explain exactly what happened to me with "Unsheathed Presents #4".
Kyell is incredibly devious. He and Kit had me completely in the dark. See, unlike me and my single-project, super-plodding pace, Kyell is able to write like eight stories at once, in some weird pocket dimension of free time, and so he's able to write whole stories without my noticing. That part probably wasn't too difficult for him to pull off.
But no, even when the trap was ready to be sprung, they waited until the literal last moment to actually spring.
We went through all the motions of setting up Unsheathed #39. We had printed out the emails, we had gone over what we were going to talk about on the episode, and we had even done some preliminary planning on an "Unsheathed Presents #4" that was, obviously, not the one that was recorded.
I had myself all ready to record our show, and it wasn't until the mics were rolling that Kyell introduced the episode as Presents #4. Kit then turned on the projector, which had my instructions on it, which were simply to just read my lines as they came.
I had no advance warning. I hadn't read or heard the story. And I only got my own dialogue as it was my turn to say it. It was scary and embarrassing and humiliating and a whole lot of fun, in retrospect.
But yeah, those guys are the only people I think I'd ever let get away with something like that. Not without planning the deadly vengeance of deadly revenge (bonus points for anyone who gets that reference).
Oh, and since I don't want to be the only one subject to public humiliation: here's what
Rikoshi looks like hanging upside-down on a couch with his dick hanging out: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2864233/
KM_Hirosaki here, just wanting to explain exactly what happened to me with "Unsheathed Presents #4".
Kyell is incredibly devious. He and Kit had me completely in the dark. See, unlike me and my single-project, super-plodding pace, Kyell is able to write like eight stories at once, in some weird pocket dimension of free time, and so he's able to write whole stories without my noticing. That part probably wasn't too difficult for him to pull off.But no, even when the trap was ready to be sprung, they waited until the literal last moment to actually spring.
We went through all the motions of setting up Unsheathed #39. We had printed out the emails, we had gone over what we were going to talk about on the episode, and we had even done some preliminary planning on an "Unsheathed Presents #4" that was, obviously, not the one that was recorded.
I had myself all ready to record our show, and it wasn't until the mics were rolling that Kyell introduced the episode as Presents #4. Kit then turned on the projector, which had my instructions on it, which were simply to just read my lines as they came.
I had no advance warning. I hadn't read or heard the story. And I only got my own dialogue as it was my turn to say it. It was scary and embarrassing and humiliating and a whole lot of fun, in retrospect.
But yeah, those guys are the only people I think I'd ever let get away with something like that. Not without planning the deadly vengeance of deadly revenge (bonus points for anyone who gets that reference).
Oh, and since I don't want to be the only one subject to public humiliation: here's what
Rikoshi looks like hanging upside-down on a couch with his dick hanging out: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2864233/
And for some odd reason, upside down poses are a lot sexier than regular ones...
I feel terrible, I haven't been able to catch up with the episodes as of late.
My job and school has (to what it feels like) me being booked 24/7...
I plan to get back on the ball with you guys though^^
You always make me laugh. Its always fun listening to you guys even though I'm not a writer.
I seriously thought either Kit or Kyell would be carrying you off the set because I thought you were going to pass out or hyperventilate.
At your expense the whole thing was funny but you seemed to really get a gear once you got a rhythm.
I hope you're feeling better now.. I know it wasn't easy but man you did pretty good considering you had most of us who were listening in stitches or laughing at what Kyell got you into.
Admit it, you'd let Heels do you over again wouldn't you?
You were a lucky otter to get a stud like him!
I kinda hope for a continuance of this little storyline where you and Kyell keep getting back at each other.
OH, and about the deadly revenge:
The Master in the comic relief "Curse of the Fatal Death, part 1"-
"Mock me while you may, Doctor. My revenge will be all the sweeter. And it will be a deadly vengeance. It will be the deadly vengeance of deadly revenge!" *insert evil maniacal laugh*
You get bonus points! And a cookie! But not cake. I'm not comfortable giving out something too easily equated to a blowjob. Not to someone I don't know well. ;)
I'd say you didn't know Heels very well, but the two of you got to know each other very well HAHA.
But a blow job is such a wonderful way to introduce one's self. And it's har--I mean difficult to make a more pleasant and lasting first impression.
Trendane breaks out the frozen peacock feathers, "Yes....that was a rather special first impression, wasn't it. No blow job though.....unfortunately."
So amazing. You guys are awesome. Especially you K.M., for putting up with stuff like this. :3 Bravo, sir, bravo.
Can't wait to hear more. :)
"You son of a bitch!"
We must have more random surprise-casts in the future.
You're a good sport to have held up as well as you did through that episode. And I enjoyed the story, even though I'm not particularly a fan of M/M stories.