Here's a little quiz I got off of Furseiseki's journal.

It is a silly questionnaire and I fully intend to answer it in a serious fashion... Semi-serious...

Question Set Number 1
1. Which do you prefer, cats or dogs?
Cats.
2. Why did you pick dogs? Cats are amazing; you have no soul.
But I didn't! I chose cats!
3. Portal gun, or Gravity gun?
You kidding! Both!
4. If you picked gravity gun, you're a sick being and I want you to know that.
Stop doing that!
5. Floofy tails, or whispy, thin tails?
Both have their uses but, if I had to chose (which I do), I'd go with the wispy & thin ones.
6. Red or blue?
3D glasses?
7. Salt, or pepper?
A dash of salt and a sh*t load of pepper!
8. Whispy red pepper, or floofy blue salt?
I am confused and oddly aroused...
9. Which question do you like the most? No I don't like you either.
But that's not fair! You hardly know me, Questionnaire!
10. A train leaves Chicago at 4:50am and travels regularily at 45mph (train regulations are rediculous) If it were to maintain itself at the same speed, what time would it arrive if it were to stop in New York? STOP, NO YOU CANNOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION. I'VE TRIED MYSELF, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
It is not impossible! Mathematically, it would take just under 16 hours (711.47 miles / 45 mph = 15.81 hours) but, realistically, it takes about 20 hours...

Question Set Number 2
1. Would you like the ability to fly, or have super strength?
Flight. Super Strength would make it hard to finger paint... and do other delicate activities...
2. What genre of entertainment do you enjoy to observe on the Television? (science, horror, ect.)
I don't watch much television but, what I do watch, tends to fall in the "comedy" category.
3. If a person would to spill a drink on you, and it actually looked intentional, would you let it slide? What would you do?
Are they trying to get me naked for some insidious purpose? Also, do I like these clothes?
4. Do you like Cars?
In a practical sense...
5. What would you buy first if you had all the money in the world?
The worlds largest piggy bank!
6. A hobo decides to have a passive chat with you on the bus. Do you ignore him?
If this hobo is only trying to have a PASSIVE chat, then I'll talk to them. If they're trying to do anything else, such as harass me or LIGHT ME ON FIRE, then I TRY to ignore them... (true story)
7. Is your living quarters a clean place? Do you clean it yourself?
It's slightly messy but only because of a case of very specific and acute apathy...
8. If you were about to lose both your eyes and arms, but suddenly you can save one, which would you keep?
My eyes. Then, eventually, I'd get ROBOT ARMS!!!
9. What Is your favorite food?
I should say "the kind that doesn't make me sick or kill me" but I won't...
10. Should everyone have what they want?
HELLZ NO!! (Some people want bad things like the end of all things or more Uwe Boll movies...)

Question Set Number 3
1. Are you the silent type, or are you clear and outgoing?
I'm generally quiet but I'm not afraid to voice my opinions (or say something funny/stupid)
2. Are you comfortable around large groups of people?
It don't matter to me!
3. Do you like fighting?
Why? You wanna start somethin'?
4. Do you find yourself disgusted, or optimistic at people today?
APATHETIC (mostly)
5. Would you consider yourself organized?
Y...Yes..? Maybe? I don't know...

And thus concludes this... thing...