...that they're... ummm... REAL GIRLY MEN. YEAH!

[] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[] You own a designer purse.
[] You own perfume that cost over $60
[] You had/have fake nails
[] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier(mix)/Siamese/Shih Tzu/mini anything. (I own a cat)
[] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp (technically 3/4ths of my clothes are too small so it's not "mine" anymore. TIME TO GO SHOPPING AWWWW YEAAAHHH GAAAYYY)
[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper ( I don't see anything girly about that but no I don't have that amount of pics, even when I was young)
[] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total So Far: 0

Do you:
[] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework (I never do either, honestly)
[] Have had a hair color that is not natural ( black, blond( pure), purple, ect.)
[] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it
[x] Constantly keep your phone at your side (nothing girly about it. people constantly call/bug me with it and get pissed if I don't answer. ;/)
[] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home…
[] Have a name for your cars
[] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week (seriously, why the hell should I care? Am I getting paid to pay attention? No? Piss off)
[] Refuse to go out in public without makeup ( the hell? No)
[] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total So Far: 1

Do you love:
[] Makeup
[] Glitter
[] The color Pink…
[] Jewelry
[] Mirrors
[] Chick flicks
[] Shoes ( I've owned shoes for close to 10 years and not just because I'm broke)
[] Rainbows
[] Unicorns
[] Disney Movies (most have been okay. To this day people think I'm crazy for never going to Disney World)
[] Flowers
[] Stuffed Animals
[] Purses
Total So Far: 1

Do you shop at:
[] Coach
[] Forever 21
[] Victoria's Secret
[] Guess
[] Claire's
[] Express
[] Delia's
[] Hollister
[] American Eagle
[] Abercrombie Fitch
[] Aeropostale
(none of these but I get dragged to a shoe store by a friend of mine. I take her to Gamestop to get even though!)
Total So Far: 1

Do you say:
[] Whatever
[] Oh my god…
[] Hun
[] Fugly
[] That's hot
[] Dunzo
[] Darling
[] Bff
[] Cutie
[] Hottie
[] Skank
[] Totally
[] For Sure
[] Fabulous
Total So Far: 1

Do you read:
[] Cosmopolitan
[] Glamour
[] Marie Claire
[] Elle Girl
[] Teen Vogue
[] People
[] Us Weekly
[] Star
[] Self
[] PerezHilton.com (this prick needs whatever's left of his/her/it's testicles kicked in and spat out)
[] Dlisted.com
[] Seventeen
[] people.com
[] usmagazine.com
[] popsugar.com
[] Pink Is The New Blog.com

Total so Far: 1

Do you love these:
[] Legally Blonde
[] Elizabethtown
[] Mean Girls
[] Now & Then
[] The Notebook
[] A Walk to Remember
[] Sweet Home Alabama
[] Where the Heart is
[] Just My luck
[] John Tucker Must Die
[] Center stage
[] Bring it On
[] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[] Mona Lisa Smile
[] My Girl
[] The Wedding Date
[] 10 Things I Hate About You
(The closest "girly" movie I'll ever see is The Princess Bride, a true classic. AND it was made by Rob Reiner, a daddy bear <3 )
Total So Far: 1

Do you really enjoy:
[] America's Next Top Model
[] Project Runway
[] Desperate Housewives
[] The Simple Life
[] 8th & Ocean
[] Sex & the City
[] Grey's Anatomy
[] The O.C.
[] The City
[] Nip/Tuck
[] Gilmore Girls
[] Degrassi
(I thought Nip/Tuck had people making out and getting plastic surgery or some crap. I've never seen it. How is this "girly"?)
Total: 1

Take your total and multiply it by 2. Then repost this as "I am #% Girly." With the number you got as the percent of course.

2% Girly.

 Tolstoy and  JD-W put on the dresses, hit the streets and make me some money. Daddy needs new shoes.