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Just. One. Thing. [Roleplay]

15 years ago

I volunteer for

anti-dramallamamovement so please go check them out! I keep a watch on journals from everyone I watch!

http://www.tluthal.dragonadopters.com/

If you want to rp with me,

I. AM. NOT. A. DOM, TOP, SEME, OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

IF for some reason I feel like being the dominant partner, I. WILL. ASK. YOU. Where the hell are you people even GETTING that I'm a dom?! Good gods I am so SICK of having to tell everyone and their damn uncle that I don't dom.

Seriously, I only feel dominant maybe TWICE A YEAR for a FEW HOURS, tops! So quit friggin' asking already, I don't want to play the dominant. If I feel dominant I will tell you, but if you ask, it's pretty much a guarantee I won't want to. And even when I DO, I'm not going to want to for very long.

TL;DR - I am not dom. Do not ask me to dom, or I will pummel your face in.

Sorry for the rant guys but... ARGH. I've been dealing with this for a year and I'm tired of having to tell every single person I rp with.

Quotes involving me.
Warning: May be butchered for sake of name changing.

Tluthal: But I don't have a book!
Friend: Then write one.

Friend: Hey, Tlu, do they have dildos that shock?
Tluthal: Probably, if you knew where to look.

MALE Friend: Tlu, I want to have your babies.
Tluthal: *blinks* Oh... kay... sure why not?

Friend: Fork you!
Tluthal: Only if it's with a spoon.
Friend: It's bad when people know you from elementary.
Tluthal: *giggles*

Mother: How are you feeling?
Tluthal: Like death warmed over. With a side of sick.

Tluthal: So y'know, Young Mr. Fish soooo sets of my gaydar.
Alucard392: Oh yeah I know whatcha mean, no kidding.
Male Friend: Who's Mr. Fish?
Tluthal: You know, teaches Psychology and Innianne Studies?
Male Friend: Uh, no. I don't.
Tluthal: Remember the homecoming pep rally? Remember the guy in the blue dress, the one that looked pretty? Not like a tramp?
Male Friend: That was a guy?

Grandpa: Yeah, by the time we get back up to Innianne you'll be a great driver!
Tluthal: ... WHAT?!!!!!!!

KiraBlue: ...cannot believe I couldn't get a chocolate-based story to stay cute
Tluthal: ... *thinks of several kinkily evil ways for it to end* >_> I can't believe you thought it would BE cute
KiraBlue: ....so I started writing out why I thought it would be cute... And I realized you're right.

[Discussing 40k, I pull out a TV Tropes link]
ShivCromwell: ... Blasphemy.
Tluthal: Yep. Fun though.

Mother: so in other words I might get to be a grandma eventually after all
Tluthal: the thought of childbirth still makes my uterus shrivel up and cry
Mother: it does everyone woman

Tluthal: 11 thousand views.
Keroascrazy: ~looks~ dfk.sghldfjg;adh WAT?! ~nerdfit giggling~ sopffft you mean its... pfft hehehehe
Tluthal: IT'S OVER NINE THOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAND!

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