If I were an artist...II
15 years ago
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...then these are more things I would draw!
Previous 'If I were an artist...'
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It's more obvious than you think
Jeremy the meerkat has been messing with FA's coding while Avereth is not at the computer. He later comes back and uploads a picture of himself. As soon as another user clicks the 'Full View' button, they disappear and reappear in Avereth's stomach. While Avereth is trying to figure out what the heck is squirming in his belly the picture he uploaded updates to reflect his new fullness...the cycle continues...
My Meal Is Disagreeing With Me
Philosophy and Peristalsis
Avereth has just eaten some sort of prey animal and the two are having a philosophical debate over the morality of one sentient creature eating another and neither one is willing to budge on their stance! The noise attracts
's attention and he comes over and asks Avereth why he's talking to himself. The hyena tells him his meal is disagreeing with him which causes the lion to facepalm. He decides to end the argument by wrenching the hyena's jaws open and climbing in, and once inside promptly eats Ave's prey.
It's What You Look Like on the Inside That Counts!
The Entirely Questionable Wisdom of a Hyena
is having second thoughts about his blueness and is certainly feeling very 'blue'. The otter comes to Avereth worried about his color and if he should dye his fur to look like all of the other otters. Avereth is of course glad to console the otter and tell him there's nothing wrong with being blue. The hyena then tells him the age old phrase about what you look like on the inside being what counted. Bannor isn't tooo sure how the saying is relevant to his current situation in the slightest but suddenly finds himself in hyena maw and being quickly swallowed. A now fattened Avereth hugs his belly and inside Bannor suddenly smiles a churrs, saying he gets it now and chastising Avereth for being naughty before relaxing in the belly.
Two For One
Exploit...or Excellent?
as his vampire bat Shade has Avereth wrapped in his wings and is drinking his blood when he notices Avereth tapping him from behind as well and telling him he might have gone a little too far and forced him to reform himself. The hyena says it's a good thing he can revive himself as the bat lets go of what he now realizes is a freshly dead hyena and it flops to the ground. Shade laughs and tells Ave he could have revived him too, and waves his wing over the stiff expired Ave to demonstrate. The Ave on the floor suddenly jerks and gets back up, starting to say something to Shade before he notices a perfect replica of himself looking back at him. Both Avereths stare at one another with jaws agape while Shade wonders aloud how that worked before rubbing his wings together and saying 'excelllllent...'.
Ranek's New Job
Internal Affairs Manager
This idea is kind of
's fault, so he gets to star in it. XD
Avereth has been convinced by Ranek that he needs someone to stay in his stomach to make sure no one tries to get out, and Avereth really doesn't feel like saying no since he doesn't really mind the idea of keeping a meerkat bulging out in there all the time. The deal works for both of them: Avereth gets a plumper belly all the time to enjoy that moves around at times, Ranek gets to live in a predator's stomach safely and occasionally pop Avereth's mouth open to say something to someone before Avereth closes his mouth and gulps him back down.
Whenever some unfortunate prey plops down into the hyena's belly they meet Ranek, who informs the prey that they are not permitted to leave the belly until they have been digested and that any 'bowel movements' out of the stomach into the throat or intestines are strictly prohibited to non staff.
Once again these are probably only funny to a select few. XD
Previous 'If I were an artist...'
Click for Full View
It's more obvious than you think
Jeremy the meerkat has been messing with FA's coding while Avereth is not at the computer. He later comes back and uploads a picture of himself. As soon as another user clicks the 'Full View' button, they disappear and reappear in Avereth's stomach. While Avereth is trying to figure out what the heck is squirming in his belly the picture he uploaded updates to reflect his new fullness...the cycle continues...
My Meal Is Disagreeing With Me
Philosophy and Peristalsis
Avereth has just eaten some sort of prey animal and the two are having a philosophical debate over the morality of one sentient creature eating another and neither one is willing to budge on their stance! The noise attracts

It's What You Look Like on the Inside That Counts!
The Entirely Questionable Wisdom of a Hyena

Two For One
Exploit...or Excellent?

Ranek's New Job
Internal Affairs Manager
This idea is kind of

Avereth has been convinced by Ranek that he needs someone to stay in his stomach to make sure no one tries to get out, and Avereth really doesn't feel like saying no since he doesn't really mind the idea of keeping a meerkat bulging out in there all the time. The deal works for both of them: Avereth gets a plumper belly all the time to enjoy that moves around at times, Ranek gets to live in a predator's stomach safely and occasionally pop Avereth's mouth open to say something to someone before Avereth closes his mouth and gulps him back down.
Whenever some unfortunate prey plops down into the hyena's belly they meet Ranek, who informs the prey that they are not permitted to leave the belly until they have been digested and that any 'bowel movements' out of the stomach into the throat or intestines are strictly prohibited to non staff.
Once again these are probably only funny to a select few. XD
Glad you liked it that much to mention it and it really would be worth a picture *chuckles*
Last time with my master we got the Idea of letting me be the immune system of his body. Was interesting ^_^;
The immune system does for a large part just produce cells to go around eating things; a meerkat with an appetite for 'bugs' would work well! :P
My dream some years ago as I had the internal cleaning company was a great one ^-^;
Was a present to my lovely master *wags*
I need to nom things once in a while. >.>
We got the theoretical philosophy out of my system so this is a good counter balance!
*opens wide, lolling his tongue out like a guide into the cage of moist flesh and ivory teeth* ;)
...Wait, what if I was an outie? Would that make me an outielet?
*Oohs, staring into the mawful of teeth and tongue, having no restraints about leaning into the cushy white flesh blanket, grinning as there's plenty of warm hyena saliva on that squishy tasting organ! Thus begins one of the greatest journeys of Mitch's life... Right before he gets smacked for adding that sentence. XD*
...outielet. Yes, it would. XD
*the hyena grabs the lion around the chest and lifts his prey into his jaws, his biceps bulging out from the effort of holding him up. With a grunt Mitch's head is propelled beyond the sharp teeth and slips over the end of the back of hyena's tongue, the soft flesh of his throat opening over the feline's head and encasing him inside the hyena. What would have been a very ticklish mane of fur was given no attention by the now experienced hyena. Avereth slopped his tongue over the lion's chest, tasting him as he started to stretch his jaws around the shoulders.*
Heehee rp practice to lure you online more. XD
Outielets! They're the wave of the future. :3
*Mitch's eyes half-lid as he smirks, having missed being able to slide down into his friend's gut for so long. The view of Ave's face is soon blocked by teeth and flesh as Mitch finds himself quickly inside, resting on the broad tongue and quickly being downed into the hyena's hungry throat. The feeling of smooth walls coated with sticky saliva squeezing and pressing about him is lulling to the lion, forcing a purr from his throat as he feels the tongue moving across his broad chest to taste him relentlessly.*
Curse you! XD I'll get on when I can.