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RMFC meme
15 years ago
It's that time of the year again! 
Where are you staying? - At the hotel
What day are you getting there?
Late Friday, immediately after flying in from Pennsic... Please forgive our filth and dreadlocks.
Who will you be with? -
Do you do free art? - Yeah, if I get drunk enough...
Do you do trades? - Sometimes
Do you do commissions? - Not at the moment
Do you do badges? - Sometimes
What is your gender? - Squish mitten
How old are you? - 26ish... my birthday is on the 15th!
Are you taken? - But we'll share if you're sexy
What suits will you have? - Swimsuit! I love pools!!
Can I touch you?
You want to... touch me? Noooo.... I don't think so.... What's that? You're a masseuse? Well, in that case, I do have this knot in my left shoulder. Yeah, that's it... lower... lower... ... ... ...lower...
Can I talk to you?
That would make my day! I'm a little shy when sober, but I warm up quickly. Let's get drunk together!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I thought you'd never ask!
Can I give you lots of money?
...This sounds a bit fishy to me. I'm uncomfortable. Next question.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Do bears shit in the woods? ...Oh wait, yes, they do. NO, you may not "snuggle" with me! WTF?? ...Well, maybe if you are really hot and Nauv can come, too.
How tall are you?
5'3", but I usually wear heels, so my height will not be a good way to pick me out of a crowd. What kind of question is that anyway? If you want to find me, look for a semi-gorgeous woman with long brownish hair, big fake lips and a shit ton of piercings. I'll mention that I'll probably be wearing goggles, but that really doesn't narrow it down.
You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
I need a suit to look friendly now? I don't think this question applies to me. If I look pissed off, I'm probably not. That's just how my face looks. Thanks for pointing that out. Dick.
I am, however, most likely drunk, so if I'm pissed off for some drunken reason, you are still welcome to approach me. I can't fight because of my facial piercings, so you are safe. Chances are I'll be happy in a few minutes, anyway. Followed closely by dancing on tables, sobbing hysterically, and finally puking into the sink before passing out on what is hopefully a bed in my own hotel room.
Rinse, repeat.
Are you nice?
Yes.
Are you cliquey?
Only if you have a really awesome clique. Buddy.
Can I stalk you?
That would be incredibly flattering! I've only been stalked once in my entire life and that was over ten years ago! Plus it was by a MUCH older man who was practically family, so it hardly even counts! Tell me, do you own any guns?
Do you have an artist table?
Sure, get down on your hands and knees. I'll just come around behind you here and...
...put my sketchbook on your back.
Do you like parties?
PFFF. That's the main reason I'm even GOING to RMFC. If you are having a party, you had better come find me.
OR I WILL FIND YOU
If i see you, how should i get your attention?
Slap my ass. Chicks love it when random strangers come up and give 'em a good inappropriate groping.
You had better still be reading, because that was not true. I would not be pleased with your ass-slappery. Just come say hello to me! I would like that! God why does everything have to be so awkward, furries?
Can I hang out with you?
Only if you don't mind heavy drinkers, because we will be doing some heavy drinking. Also, I'm generally pretty low-key, so if you're going to hang around me, please try not to be too abrasive.
How can I find you?
I'm guessing most of my time will be spent at the bar, in the pool, or wandering around aimlessly. You guys know what I look like, I've got about 100 photos posted on here, I shouldn't be too hard to pick out.
If you are STILL having trouble finding me (god only knows why you're trying to find me in the first place...), just keep your eyes out for these idiots http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4135275/
Where are you staying? - At the hotel
What day are you getting there?
Late Friday, immediately after flying in from Pennsic... Please forgive our filth and dreadlocks.
Who will you be with? -
Do you do free art? - Yeah, if I get drunk enough...
Do you do trades? - Sometimes
Do you do commissions? - Not at the moment
Do you do badges? - Sometimes
What is your gender? - Squish mitten
How old are you? - 26ish... my birthday is on the 15th!
Are you taken? -
But we'll share if you're sexyWhat suits will you have? - Swimsuit! I love pools!!
Can I touch you?
You want to... touch me? Noooo.... I don't think so.... What's that? You're a masseuse? Well, in that case, I do have this knot in my left shoulder. Yeah, that's it... lower... lower... ... ... ...lower...
Can I talk to you?
That would make my day! I'm a little shy when sober, but I warm up quickly. Let's get drunk together!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I thought you'd never ask!
Can I give you lots of money?
...This sounds a bit fishy to me. I'm uncomfortable. Next question.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Do bears shit in the woods? ...Oh wait, yes, they do. NO, you may not "snuggle" with me! WTF?? ...Well, maybe if you are really hot and Nauv can come, too.
How tall are you?
5'3", but I usually wear heels, so my height will not be a good way to pick me out of a crowd. What kind of question is that anyway? If you want to find me, look for a semi-gorgeous woman with long brownish hair, big fake lips and a shit ton of piercings. I'll mention that I'll probably be wearing goggles, but that really doesn't narrow it down.
You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
I need a suit to look friendly now? I don't think this question applies to me. If I look pissed off, I'm probably not. That's just how my face looks. Thanks for pointing that out. Dick.
I am, however, most likely drunk, so if I'm pissed off for some drunken reason, you are still welcome to approach me. I can't fight because of my facial piercings, so you are safe. Chances are I'll be happy in a few minutes, anyway. Followed closely by dancing on tables, sobbing hysterically, and finally puking into the sink before passing out on what is hopefully a bed in my own hotel room.
Rinse, repeat.
Are you nice?
Yes.
Are you cliquey?
Only if you have a really awesome clique. Buddy.
Can I stalk you?
That would be incredibly flattering! I've only been stalked once in my entire life and that was over ten years ago! Plus it was by a MUCH older man who was practically family, so it hardly even counts! Tell me, do you own any guns?
Do you have an artist table?
Sure, get down on your hands and knees. I'll just come around behind you here and...
...put my sketchbook on your back.
Do you like parties?
PFFF. That's the main reason I'm even GOING to RMFC. If you are having a party, you had better come find me.
OR I WILL FIND YOU
If i see you, how should i get your attention?
Slap my ass. Chicks love it when random strangers come up and give 'em a good inappropriate groping.
You had better still be reading, because that was not true. I would not be pleased with your ass-slappery. Just come say hello to me! I would like that! God why does everything have to be so awkward, furries?
Can I hang out with you?
Only if you don't mind heavy drinkers, because we will be doing some heavy drinking. Also, I'm generally pretty low-key, so if you're going to hang around me, please try not to be too abrasive.
How can I find you?
I'm guessing most of my time will be spent at the bar, in the pool, or wandering around aimlessly. You guys know what I look like, I've got about 100 photos posted on here, I shouldn't be too hard to pick out.
If you are STILL having trouble finding me (god only knows why you're trying to find me in the first place...), just keep your eyes out for these idiots http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4135275/
With a vim and a vam and a zippedy do dob! Bash the Bosche! Hammer the hun! Knock the Kaiser for six!
(Permission to say "Bravo" in an annoyingly loud tone of voice, sir?")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Fd.....eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcfFDi3Td1Y
How to fly a Sopwith Camel!
LORD FLASHART: "First thing to learn is you have to treat your kite the way you treat your woman!"
TRAINEE: "What - you mean give her flowers, take her home to meet mother and all that sort of thing?"
LORD FLASHART: "NO! I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!"
With a vim and a vam and a zippedy do dob! Bash the Bosche! Hammer the hun! Knock the Kaiser for six!
(Permission to say "Bravo" in an annoyingly loud tone of voice, sir?")
Nor can I drive. Just get over here. You're missing the most awesome party ever.
Cheers!
Anyways, yes,track us down!