FA Bandwidth Blues
15 years ago
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β FA+ β SHOP β KO-FI FA getting a lil' slow at night? Do the "click and wait" blues have you down during prime time? Well, I feel for you, so... that's why we're adding **66% MORE BANDWIDTH!** to FA! That's 16% more awesome than **50% MORE BANDWIDTH!**. I LOVE **ASTERISKS!**
We're jumping our bandwidth cape from a peasantly 150mbit up to 250mbit! Fur Affinity! FATTER AND FASTER THAN EVER! We're like the world's fattest ninja: steathy, yet ungainly and awkward. Like Godzilla and King Ghidora battling it out over Tokyo! FENDAMA-SAN NEO SONIC BLAST CHERRY!
We are Chris Farley.
The bandwidth cap will be unlocked later this week. It'll be like Christmas in July! Only it's hot. So ****ing hot. And all this fur, I... oh man. Sometimes you just want to shave it all off.
And somewhere out there... there are still bees.
Fur Affinity. Bandwidthier than the leading brand.
We're jumping our bandwidth cape from a peasantly 150mbit up to 250mbit! Fur Affinity! FATTER AND FASTER THAN EVER! We're like the world's fattest ninja: steathy, yet ungainly and awkward. Like Godzilla and King Ghidora battling it out over Tokyo! FENDAMA-SAN NEO SONIC BLAST CHERRY!
We are Chris Farley.
The bandwidth cap will be unlocked later this week. It'll be like Christmas in July! Only it's hot. So ****ing hot. And all this fur, I... oh man. Sometimes you just want to shave it all off.
And somewhere out there... there are still bees.
Fur Affinity. Bandwidthier than the leading brand.
FA+

This.
You'll get al Bumply....
Ewwwww....
YAYYYYY! Means I can spend even MORE of my life on this wonderful site.
I will now play my vuvuzela to celebrate.
VVVVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Just for you.
I approve. B]
and....*pulls out a razor* ill do it if you do, Fender, haha
Besides. With a gun pointed at the staffers of Merriam-Webster, why... ANYTHING CAN BECOME A WORD! Anything at all.
bandwidthier ftw!
He made the word Truthiness.. o: and I believe it's in the current dictionary.
so who specifically is responsible for this? Admins? Owner?
faqueguy who runs it or something.=P
50 + 16 = 66
nobody said it was 16% of 50, but 16% more then 50% (16 + 50 = 66, also when you add a %).
but it's 66% of 150 (mbit in this case), not 16% more then 50% of 150.
or, of the 100% you can have, the site won't get 50% more bandwidth, but 66% more, so a difference of 16%.
you say its a percentage of a precent of a number, but that is not the case.
it's just 16% more extra bandwidth then 50% more, a.k.a. 150:50% = 75mbit, but, it's not going to be 50% more, but 66% more (= 100mbit).
fender just meant 16 units of 1% more, not physically 50% of 150 + 16% of 150, but not 50% but 66%, so 16% more then 50% but not relative to any number, just the amount of percentage the bandwidth is increased.
Did NOT need to know that...
bees.....honnie.....yummie -w-
covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
xD
But please don't shave your fur... or else you'll end up looking like these poor creatures:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3582077/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/77700/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1325118/
so are spiders
i think bees and spiders are unfairly castigated by this racist website, and I demand reparations in their stead
Sit tight. I'll get the razor...weed whacker...broadsword.
they're just too adorable!
Woot! Bandwidth :3
when i submit i just open a new tab and reply to comments XD
cheers and beers! xD
else the hybrids they gonnnna infecgtt you through direct injection its even worse thesn the be\es
MAKE SURE YOU KEEEP THAT STILLETTO BESIDE YOUR BED FENDER CAUSE X DIED MAN HE CANT GIVE YYOUOU THE INFORMATION WHEN THE DATE IS SET AND THE COLONISATON BEGNS MAN
FUCK FENER listne to me im telllling you keeep your stiletolo close DONT DIE YOUR A GOOOD GUY WE WILLL NEED YOU
And whats wrong with bees! >| *buzzes at chu*
IT'S HOT I NEED MAH COLA!
honey is only good for putting on people X3
* covers Fender with Bee's*
FEAR MY BEEBEE GUN!
BEE-KINI!
NOW THIS IS HOW IT STARTED, LET ME GIVE YOU A SHOW
ABOUT HOW I WAS COVERED IN BEES FROM MY HEAD TO MY TOE
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE PLEASE
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I'M FUCKING COVERED IN BEES
IIIIIIN SOVIET RUSSIA, BORN AND RAISED
COVERED IN BEES IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', BEING COVERED IN BEES
AND JUST PLAYING WITH MY HORNETS, SITTING ON MY KNEES
WHEN A COUPLE OF BEE FARMERS STARTED STEALING MY FUN
HAD TO SPRAY THEM DOWN WITH MY TOMMY GUN
I WAS COVERED IN BEES WHEN THE BOSS CAME NEAR AND SAID
"YOU'RE JOINING THE COBRAS, GO SIT BY THE FEAR"
I HOPPED INTO THE WIG AND WAS FEELING A BIT ILL
THERE WAS A DEAD OLD MAN AND AN ASTRONAUT AT THE WHEEL
IF ANYTHING, I COULD SAY THAT THIS SHIT REEKED OF CHEESE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH, FORGET IT, I'M COVERED IN BEES!"
I - PULLED - UP TO THE BASE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT
I POSED DRAMATICALLY AND I SHOUTED "GRENADE"
I LOOKED AT THE SHAGOHOD, RIGHT HERE AT MY KNEES
AND I BECAME THE PAIN, I'M FUCKING COVERED IN BEES
...yup.
*coughs* *sidles away*
In other news, the bandwith upgrade is super cool! Thanks, FA!
*shot*
I'VE HAD A FRIEND, BARAKON, WHO HAS WISHED TO JOIN THIS SITE UPON NEWLY DISCOVERING FURRIES.
JUST SAYING.
I MEAN
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
lol /b/ees :3
EMBRACE IT!!!!
Also, bees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X23lc8qvAkU
My dinky little town finally decided to upgrade their 10 year old ADSL equipment a few months ago, and for the past 2 months I've been on the ADSL2+ bandwagon with 15mbit download (actual speed close to 12.8mbps) which is awesome. (Anyone with Verizon Fios, just please keep your mouth shut yo. I don't want to hear about your symmetrical 20/20 or 50/50+ connections. I'm i Canada, and in the middle of nowhere, hours from a major city so 15mbit is awesome... Although Telus, my ISP, is already doing VDSL+ in the city. :P ah well, going from 2.8mbit/768kbps to 12.8mbit/968kbps is good enough for me.)
XD That is all.
Now please change your icon back to a static one.. seeing that one repeated on the homepage gives me an epileptic fit, and I'm not epileptic.
What?
oh, wait :)
*Happyfatflail*
BRING IT ON, BEES.
Used in a sentence: "Fur Affinity. Bandwidthier than the leading brand."
Surely 66% more, Will cost more.... Don't go broke now.
WORLD WAR BEE !
birdbee is the wordBEEES!!!!!!!
I had to of sprayed 10 right then, 5 later that night one in our bedroom, this morning we found 6 dead in our kitchen sink and we are still finding them!!!
I closed up the ways they were getting into the house hopefully......
Fixed for ya.
derp.
or is it 66.6%?
EVIL BANDWIDTH..
~Kiyote!
Fender at a 66%.. wait till we get 100% bandwidth.. Then we'll RULEZ TEH INTRAWEBZ!
HURRR..
lol? wut?
All over my yard.
Wasps...
Laters ;)
hehe puns...
Now! with 66% more bandwidth! Yum!
I didn't know it was necessary for them to be closed. >^.=.^<
I'd love to see an MRTG graph for FA's network connection if you have one. Curiosity is tickling this lynx!