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FA getting a lil' slow at night? Do the "click and wait" blues have you down during prime time? Well, I feel for you, so... that's why we're adding **66% MORE BANDWIDTH!** to FA! That's 16% more awesome than **50% MORE BANDWIDTH!**. I LOVE **ASTERISKS!**
We're jumping our bandwidth cape from a peasantly 150mbit up to 250mbit! Fur Affinity! FATTER AND FASTER THAN EVER! We're like the world's fattest ninja: steathy, yet ungainly and awkward. Like Godzilla and King Ghidora battling it out over Tokyo! FENDAMA-SAN NEO SONIC BLAST CHERRY!
We are Chris Farley.
The bandwidth cap will be unlocked later this week. It'll be like Christmas in July! Only it's hot. So ****ing hot. And all this fur, I... oh man. Sometimes you just want to shave it all off.
And somewhere out there... there are still bees.
Fur Affinity. Bandwidthier than the leading brand.
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