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12/01/2014 Site Status and Community Updates
FA Bandwidth Blues    

By Fender, 4 years ago
FA getting a lil' slow at night? Do the "click and wait" blues have you down during prime time? Well, I feel for you, so... that's why we're adding **66% MORE BANDWIDTH!** to FA! That's 16% more awesome than **50% MORE BANDWIDTH!**. I LOVE **ASTERISKS!**

We're jumping our bandwidth cape from a peasantly 150mbit up to 250mbit! Fur Affinity! FATTER AND FASTER THAN EVER! We're like the world's fattest ninja: steathy, yet ungainly and awkward. Like Godzilla and King Ghidora battling it out over Tokyo! FENDAMA-SAN NEO SONIC BLAST CHERRY!

We are Chris Farley.

The bandwidth cap will be unlocked later this week. It'll be like Christmas in July! Only it's hot. So ****ing hot. And all this fur, I... oh man. Sometimes you just want to shave it all off.

And somewhere out there... there are still bees.

Fur Affinity. Bandwidthier than the leading brand.
242 comments

User replies

  teahound
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Good luck with the bees, yo.

  rambofox
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  /b/bzzzzzz!

  blackjack8134
 

(Vuvuzelas are awesome) Posted: 4 years ago

  What's a /b-RPPRPRRRPRPRRRPRPRPRRPRPRPRPRRP

  rambofox
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  HOW DO I SHOT BP?

  blackjack8134
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Ahhh, I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

  fu3g04zul
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  scorched earth?

  zanefur
 

(No Subject) Posted: 3 years ago

  District 12.

  moonshadow
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  ....bees....

  muggs
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  BEES!

  guy13
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Bees.... My god.

  loupgaros
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Linkara ftw :D

  dragon-lover
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  HE IS A MAN!!! *Punch*

  yoh6123
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU

This.

  beeee
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  BEES?!

  typhingblade
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  yesh bandwidth bees being bad bugs by blocking bandwidths, but bees arent really bad, wasps are the Deemons, nasty little buggers

  guy13
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Don't shave your fur!
You'll get al Bumply....
Ewwwww....

  jxn
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  you are full of win.

  vitaislade
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  *Refresh refresh refresh refresh*

YAYYYYY! Means I can spend even MORE of my life on this wonderful site.

  dibbun
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Sounds legit

  [txin]
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Thank you.

I will now play my vuvuzela to celebrate.


VVVVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Just for you.

  sagejackal
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Fatter bandwidth for moar fatties. <3

I approve. B]

  ryonekochan
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Seconded. THE FATTIES WILL FLOW LIKE WATER THAT JUST KINDA FLUMPS ABOUT INSTEAD OF PROPERLY FLOWING KNOW WHAT THIS IS A BAD ANALOGY.

  masterxvmon
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  gaaay

  saphiris
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Awsome!

  badcoin
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I hate bees >.<

  johhnyboy8
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  FINALLY!

  theroop
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  very cool.
and....*pulls out a razor* ill do it if you do, Fender, haha

  foxofinfinety
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  bandwidth availability: the only thing keeping me from using my own server for my sites

  jerrymojo2
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  WOOHOO!!! And Fender shaved would actually be quite funny c:

  tiger7577
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Yeah someone should draw that!

  liberatedhusky
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  bandwidthier seems less and less like a word the more I read it

  fender
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  It's my word. MINE! MINE I SAY!

Besides. With a gun pointed at the staffers of Merriam-Webster, why... ANYTHING CAN BECOME A WORD! Anything at all.

  liberatedhusky
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I suppose it can be a word

  trezhurisland
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  add the word to urban dictionary! XD

bandwidthier ftw!

  jazzypanda
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I SECOND THIS

  demonfang
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  LMAO

  isadora
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Well If Stephen Colbert could do it... why not you?!

  valridagan
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Stephen Colbert made a word?

  isadora
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Err, posted on the wrong one.
He made the word Truthiness.. o: and I believe it's in the current dictionary.

  isadora
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Truthiness!

  booyakasha011
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  god daaaaamn, FA got it goin on
so who specifically is responsible for this? Admins? Owner?

  fender
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Probably that purple fa que guy who runs it or something.

  booyakasha011
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  then Neer got it goin on

  s0lus
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  First 40%, then 66%, now here you're saying 50%?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND, ALREADY, I CAN'T TAKE THE STRESS ANYMORE

  fender
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  16% more than 50%! 66%!

  spuddastardly
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  You know, as a math nerd I have to point out that 66 is 32% more than 50. That is, 50 * 1.32 = 66. 50 * 1.16 is only 58.
=P

  dolphinboy
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  omg i didnt see you did this first

  ultimatepokamon
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  He never said 50 without percentage symbol =P

  spuddastardly
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  It doesn't change the math by typing a percent sign next to it xD

  ultimatepokamon
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  So 50% of 100 is 50 and 16% of 100 is 16

50 + 16 = 66

  spuddastardly
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  (I can't believe we're having a math argument here of all places) You see, the 50% is applied to the 100 yes, but the 16% is not. The wording specifically says "16% more than" which if you analyze exactly what that means: take an example like saying "30% more than 100" you take it to mean that the 30% is applied to the 100, thus the answer is 130. In this same way, 16% more than 50% of 100 is the same as "16% more than (50% of 100)" which is the same as "16% more than 50", which of course does not come out to 66. It's confusing because it's a percent of a percent of a number. Really it's just worded poorly, but as it stands, it is how I said, therefore you need 32%.

  foxofinfinety
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  your not doing your math right, technically what you say is true, but it doesn't apply here as it's a other sutation.

nobody said it was 16% of 50, but 16% more then 50% (16 + 50 = 66, also when you add a %).
but it's 66% of 150 (mbit in this case), not 16% more then 50% of 150.

or, of the 100% you can have, the site won't get 50% more bandwidth, but 66% more, so a difference of 16%.
you say its a percentage of a precent of a number, but that is not the case.
it's just 16% more extra bandwidth then 50% more, a.k.a. 150:50% = 75mbit, but, it's not going to be 50% more, but 66% more (= 100mbit).
fender just meant 16 units of 1% more, not physically 50% of 150 + 16% of 150, but not 50% but 66%, so 16% more then 50% but not relative to any number, just the amount of percentage the bandwidth is increased.

  spuddastardly
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I think at this point this is a dispute of how the wording of the statement is interpreted. Obviously he meant is as you say, but I believe that the exact structure of the wording does indicate a percent within a percent. Either way I think we should just agree that it was worded poorly, and that this is a silly argument not worth having =P

  tobyf
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  You know, he does have a point ;P

  dolphinboy
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  actually 16 is 32% of 50.... [/smartass]

  sd2522
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  You...want a full body shave....

Did NOT need to know that...

  gatorguts
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  FAAAAAAAAAAAT.

  kraton
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I thought FA WAS the leading brand of fur.

  cobanay
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Shaddap, bees are cute :C

  fender
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  When they're dead.

  cobanay
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Beesecution.

  s0lus
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Pesticide!

  cobanay
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Leave us arthopods alone! D:

  beeee
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Hello, I love you.

  cobanay
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  You're welcome.

  akita77
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  didn't understand a word what're talking about, but it sounds like a great thing

bees.....honnie.....yummie -w-

  liberatedhusky
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  site will load faster after the update because it will be able to have more people on it at a time


  akita77
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  AAaahh, NOW I get it. thx

  liberatedhusky
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  no probs networking is kinda my career so I like to help people when I can

  beeee
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Don't you touch my honey!

  ryuseiarcyle
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!

  wesleyfoxx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I like my women like I like my coffee

covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

  ryuseiarcyle
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Fellow Eddie Izzard watcher ftw!

  yangwatanabe
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  That's pretty nice FA Staff! But, where do you have your servers? :|

  fender
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  In a seeecret underground buuunker.

  demonfang
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  well, it was a secret, until you said that

xD

  yangwatanabe
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  *in a film trailer voice*: where bees are planning to takeover FA, but they don't count with BATFEND!

  duskoe
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  *********************************************

  karserus
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Lol, ironically my game academy group is making a game called fat ninja.

  lollazer
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  oh thats awesome! =D the FA crew really knows how to push my buttons^^

  ceralor
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Covered in BEEEEES!

  tyvulpine
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  And it's even worse when you're a giant taur with a lot more fur :P

  firearmdraconis
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  God, WHY CAN I NOT FAVORITE THIS JOURNAL?! XD X3

  maelokunne
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  This. And that icon.

  firearmdraconis
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Hah, thanks! XD

  muir
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Yay for more bandwidth!

But please don't shave your fur... or else you'll end up looking like these poor creatures:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3582077/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/77700/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1325118/



  hihey9989
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  WHEEEE!!!

  fluffdance
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Soon enough, FA will be morbidly obese. ...And still, people will complain... XD

  gizgiz
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  only ~50 comments? shit i gotta post now before it goes over hundred!

  doeadeer
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  IT'S... IT'S SO BANDWIDTHY!! *gasm*

  azraelle
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  THAT'S RIGHT, ACT NOW AND WE'LL GIVE YOU 66% MORE, ABSOLUTELY FREE! THAT'S LIKE GETTING 5 FOR THE PRICE OF 3, WHEN THE PRICE FOR 3 IS FREE! Here's how to order.

  crazedwolf28
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  How big is the FA antenna?

  htfcuddles
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I know some people want this answer to imagine the antenna. And dirty things with it. lol.

  kavi
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  It's covered in sticky icecream.

  trustyhusky
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  more bandwidth.... that turns me on.....

  htfcuddles
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  moar porn in less time

  vladimirror
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  NOW MY
CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL
IS GONNA BE
FASTER

  joest
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I assume you're keeping the filesize and image size caps are the same?

  tluthal
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Yay!

  foxxel
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I have killer bees in florida.

  slidebite
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  bees are pretty harmless tbh

so are spiders

i think bees and spiders are unfairly castigated by this racist website, and I demand reparations in their stead



  beeee
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I'll show you harmless.

  slidebite
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  you can't touch me with my beekeeper outfit and smoke sprayer

  rogerandom
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Shave off all of your fur. Then I will say bandwithier at least five times a day for a month.

  devious-bane
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Though I haven't really had any issues browsing the site with the current badnwidth limitation.

  devious-bane
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  bandwidth* rather

  kavi
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  See, it's already bad, and NOW YOU MADE IT BETTER

  devious-bane
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I don't even

  jazzypanda
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Feed me server

  cluelesswolf
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  WOOT OMG WOOT *dances*

  kurisu-kitsune
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Schweet!

  agathos
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Quite a nice turn of events myes?

Sit tight. I'll get the razor...weed whacker...broadsword.

  pfhor
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Shark skin is nice and cool >:D also bees darn not sting you ;)

  fluffycroc
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Now we'll be cruisin' down Route 66%

  airo
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  How very very punny.

  foxxnightingale
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  does this mean that registration will EVER be back online?

  fender
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  It will, and soon!

  foxxnightingale
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  woot!

  mircea
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  That's awesome! I can't wait for such a change :D (not that FA was slow before for me).

  riss
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  The bigger you are, the easier a target for the bees XP. But yay for bandwidth!

  arichallan
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  All the bees are in my backyard.

  jedders
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  A fatter FA? This could start a trend... ;>

  theguiderdroc
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  The bees might be gone, but I tell you this. My leg found out today that the wasps and knats are out in force

  muggs
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I feel your pain, my friend. we got TONS of wasps here right now.

  theguiderdroc
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I hate them. But daddy long legs are worse. They come out in about summer/autumn time, annoy the hell out of you for a day, then die....wtf the point?

  muggs
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  So true. They never really bothered me though. I have a HORRID fear of all stinging insects anyways, especially bees.

  beeee
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I've never had bad experiences with bees, really. Wasps and Hornets are the stingy jerks.

  muggs
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  O.O BEE! *To self* Ok, just stay calm, it's alright. It's just a bee. Just.....a.....bee...;.; *whimper*

  beeee
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  In all honesty, I was being serious, heh.

  muggs
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I can understand that. I've never really had a problem with bees either, but I once had a run in with a NEST of yellow jackets. I've been scared of all stinging insects, ever since.

  beeee
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Ah, yeah. They're not exactly the most pleasant to be near

  muggs
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Not at ALL. Especially if you accidentally anger them.

  silverchiren
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I pet bees o.o
they're just too adorable!

  muggs
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  O.o How'd you manage that? Well, come to think of it, my grandfather picks up bees all the time, and he never gets stung.

  zamaste
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  *high five* you sound like a fellow bee keeper!

  silverchiren
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  my grampa does, i don't myself

  chaosthehedgehog
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  look out for fleas,

  dracona
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  oh yes., thousands of bees, EVERYWHERE!!!

  porkbellymon
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  A bee broke into my house! ... And stole mah cookie :S
Woot! Bandwidth :3

  beeee
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  It was a delicious cookie, than you for leaving it out.

  equium
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Wow! Where are you going to put these 66 new bits of Internet? This can only be good news, possibly. ^.^

  lioness3000
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  haha you think its hot in summer in america try summer in australia XD thou its winter here
when i submit i just open a new tab and reply to comments XD

  badbear23
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  with that said. Fender may now take this award with the most outstanding words ever!!!

*holds the award awaiting for fender to take it*

  tylercuddletail
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  bees?!

  hollowx64
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  :3 fknawesome!

cheers and beers! xD

  renaki05
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  *shudders* I hate bees...I got stung by one a few years ago...trust me, it wasn't pretty

  belledraco
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I want to punch every bee in the FACE.

  arcnova
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  So much speed! I hope you cleared this with the Theory of Relativity first. o.o;

  iyronrain
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Bandwidthier. Now that is just fun to say!

  arcticbael
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Yay bandwith! *looks behind you* Uh I hate to inform you, but there are some bees behind you and they don't look too happy.

  cataloof
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  theh bees man they carrryin the smallpox id vacciation to the population man when the colonizatiion begins you better got your stiletto man,


else the hybrids they gonnnna infecgtt you through direct injection its even worse thesn the be\es


MAKE SURE YOU KEEEP THAT STILLETTO BESIDE YOUR BED FENDER CAUSE X DIED MAN HE CANT GIVE YYOUOU THE INFORMATION WHEN THE DATE IS SET AND THE COLONISATON BEGNS MAN



FUCK FENER listne to me im telllling you keeep your stiletolo close DONT DIE YOUR A GOOOD GUY WE WILLL NEED YOU

  distildarkness
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  **That's awesome news!** Well done and thank you for continuing to run FA so well and with such passion.

  keroberos
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  That is quite awesome news :D I hope that means new accounts maybe in the future...X3 One of my friends has been dieing for one for ages...

And whats wrong with bees! >| *buzzes at chu*

  toayk
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  AND HOW DO I SIGN UP FOR THIS EASY TO USE BANDWIDTH

  hungrydragonxd
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  those damn bees sit in mah cola

IT'S HOT I NEED MAH COLA!

honey is only good for putting on people X3

  cataloof
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  waiiit chri farely died man thats not cool man

  jd-w
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  IM THE PAIN! I SHOOT BEE'S!
* covers Fender with Bee's*


FEAR MY BEEBEE GUN!


BEE-KINI!

  jd-w
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  ps.

NOW THIS IS HOW IT STARTED, LET ME GIVE YOU A SHOW
ABOUT HOW I WAS COVERED IN BEES FROM MY HEAD TO MY TOE
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE PLEASE
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I'M FUCKING COVERED IN BEES

IIIIIIN SOVIET RUSSIA, BORN AND RAISED
COVERED IN BEES IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', BEING COVERED IN BEES
AND JUST PLAYING WITH MY HORNETS, SITTING ON MY KNEES
WHEN A COUPLE OF BEE FARMERS STARTED STEALING MY FUN
HAD TO SPRAY THEM DOWN WITH MY TOMMY GUN
I WAS COVERED IN BEES WHEN THE BOSS CAME NEAR AND SAID
"YOU'RE JOINING THE COBRAS, GO SIT BY THE FEAR"

I HOPPED INTO THE WIG AND WAS FEELING A BIT ILL
THERE WAS A DEAD OLD MAN AND AN ASTRONAUT AT THE WHEEL
IF ANYTHING, I COULD SAY THAT THIS SHIT REEKED OF CHEESE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH, FORGET IT, I'M COVERED IN BEES!"

I - PULLED - UP TO THE BASE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT
I POSED DRAMATICALLY AND I SHOUTED "GRENADE"
I LOOKED AT THE SHAGOHOD, RIGHT HERE AT MY KNEES
AND I BECAME THE PAIN, I'M FUCKING COVERED IN BEES

  patcat
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  It's about time! Up yours! ...uh, I mean up your bandwidth. When it's time.
...yup.
*coughs* *sidles away*

  fox351
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Does that mean fender has accutlay fixed FA?

  banjoboy95
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  my way to beat the heat is to have a rave!

  kittmouri
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ...no shaving for you!

In other news, the bandwith upgrade is super cool! Thanks, FA!

  chibitiger
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  And somewhere out there.... are Spelling Bees. >.>

*shot*

  getoutofmyheadcharles
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  WILL THIS LEAD TO PERHAPS NEW USER REGISTRATION?


I'VE HAD A FRIEND, BARAKON, WHO HAS WISHED TO JOIN THIS SITE UPON NEWLY DISCOVERING FURRIES.


JUST SAYING.

  dragoneer
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Tell him to e-mail me at accounts@furaffinity.net. We'll get him setup.

  getoutofmyheadcharles
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  THANK YOU KINDLY, YOUNG SIR.

I MEAN

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

  martinidog
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  A screamer, apparently.

  getoutofmyheadcharles
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  :c

  shadekoba
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Wait... FurAffinity ISNT the leading brand!?

lol /b/ees :3

  zantor64
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I have a suggestion. Do you think it may be worth switching to a hosting solution that has no caps? I know of a few web hosters that charge a flat fee for unlimited services.

  hotactionyifffur
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I want my money back

  shadowphoenix
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Oh yes, thicker and with more stamina!

  loben
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  What about Bandwidth Bees?

  eddy1ol
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  oh noes! bees

  shinra-tensei
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I think you have truely begun to go insane.
EMBRACE IT!!!!

  hlfb
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I'm blown away.

  whitemountaintiger
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Shaved like a poodle >:3
Also, bees

  spotz-
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I've never had bandwidth problems. I'd much rather have something useful like a way to watch someone but still block their journals.

  futaboi69
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Yes!! (too hot to type much else)

  mikio
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  It'll be like christmas down here in Australia.

  wayc
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I love this site! ^^ We're lucky to have so many donors and such a kind hard-working crew in charge!

  falindelstan
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  >Sometimes you just want to shave it all off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X23lc8qvAkU

  yokaneko
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  fantastic stuff :3

  johabibrissot
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Bees? More like vuvuzelas.

  drye
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  And here I thought you were just going to get someone to sit there and keep it Wrangled.

  swedenrock5
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  we has no bees! heat killed them! ands noone isgonna get to skin Lily in any form/gender!

  furriak
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Niiiice! *Checking his bills* only... i wonder how it'll affect donations...

  foxofcolor
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Thats the bees knees!

  quentinwolf
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  This is a nice sight... Its been getting incredibly slow at times for me... Though I wonder how long it'll last before FA has to jump to 500mbit, then 1gbit...

My dinky little town finally decided to upgrade their 10 year old ADSL equipment a few months ago, and for the past 2 months I've been on the ADSL2+ bandwagon with 15mbit download (actual speed close to 12.8mbps) which is awesome. (Anyone with Verizon Fios, just please keep your mouth shut yo. I don't want to hear about your symmetrical 20/20 or 50/50+ connections. I'm i Canada, and in the middle of nowhere, hours from a major city so 15mbit is awesome... Although Telus, my ISP, is already doing VDSL+ in the city. :P ah well, going from 2.8mbit/768kbps to 12.8mbit/968kbps is good enough for me.)

XD That is all.

  imukai
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  250mbit is awesome. Good stuff. With asterisks.

Now please change your icon back to a static one.. seeing that one repeated on the homepage gives me an epileptic fit, and I'm not epileptic.

  martinidog
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  This talk about bees has everyone here buzzing.

What?

  beeee
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  AAAAH! BEES!

oh, wait :)

  chaos-dragon
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I still has bees, I step on one every time I go visit family during summer.

  fu3g04zul
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Bandwith? BANDWITH? BAAAAANNNDWITTTHHHH!!!!!

  ultimatepokamon
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAKE!

  petrock
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  The farmers here had to import bees because of the bee dieoff.

  zamaste
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  i know what you mean, all of mine died and now i have nothing to do when im bored

  blackrathmar
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I got bees on mah head but don't call me a bee-head :B

  deadboy180
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  FASTER FATTER FA!? I ARE IN APPROVE!
*Happyfatflail*

  leverpuller
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4197289/

BRING IT ON, BEES.

  linusmynx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Bandwidthier (adj.): Of considerable greater amount of bandwiches. Like a sammich, only with bandwidth. =D

Used in a sentence: "Fur Affinity. Bandwidthier than the leading brand."

  aduro21
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  With the increase in bandwidth, does it also increase the size of things we can post?

  sunwolfholland
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  MORE POWER! Yeeeeah!

  piratevixen
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Henry Winkler....covered in BEES!!!

  simbageoleo
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG YARGGGGGHHHHHHHH YAHOOYIPPEEEWOOP

  lemonstring
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Now will there be more "AD's" to DONATE?

Surely 66% more, Will cost more.... Don't go broke now.

  seberhusky
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I hate beez! Especially their weapons of ass destruction!
WORLD WAR BEE !



  e1337ist
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  IT WILL HAPPEN!

  wolfyyy
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Yayy more bandwithier!!!!!! faster our furry Pr0nz will load =D ...Not that i look at that kinda stuff xD <.<

  e1337ist
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I've never had problems with speed on FA. Except on my iPod, that is, but that's always slow.

  harumi
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  You are the Boss

  syncitywolf
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I couldn't help but lol so hard when I read this!

  sqeaksgrayness
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I DO love Chris Farley. =D

  stargazerbleu
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Haven't you heard? thebird bee is the word

  drel
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  NOT THE BEES!

  zachhart12
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  I'll widen your band fender :D

  aishadryphon
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  speaking of bees, wehad some yellow jackets make a nest in our wall thrrough the hole our telephone line was going in, so I spray a ton of poison in there and seal um up with caulking, that night in our living room


BEEES!!!!!!!

I had to of sprayed 10 right then, 5 later that night one in our bedroom, this morning we found 6 dead in our kitchen sink and we are still finding them!!!

I closed up the ways they were getting into the house hopefully......

  ghost-reaper
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  wooo! bandwidth!

  zarphus
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  lookat mee immabeee! o.o! oops, done stung mahself. goodbye world!

  nightwolf0829
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  "Hooray mayor bee mayor bee, opps done stung myself, bye world!"

Fixed for ya.

  zarphus
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  yes, because everything has to be copied from its source perfectly or else it isnt original and funny.

derp.

  nightwolf0829
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  somebody took that wrong. original comment made me laugh anyways.

  kiyotewolf
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  66%..

or is it 66.6%?

EVIL BANDWIDTH..



~Kiyote!

Fender at a 66%.. wait till we get 100% bandwidth.. Then we'll RULEZ TEH INTRAWEBZ!

HURRR..

lol? wut?

  zamaste
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  all my bees left, now i am sad

  whiteroom
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  More like wasps here.
All over my yard.

Wasps...

  wolfie-dmx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Awesome guys! This is really going to be great. Many thanks for what ya'all are doing for this site ^^

Laters ;)

  kirasher
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  this is beeeeautiful news! :D


hehe puns...

  draco99
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  We Canadian Dragons out last the heat ^.=.^ ! Also YAY better server = guuuuud Novastorm is certainly better than tiamat

  granitetail
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  It's faster than a unicorn ninja!

  tthewolf
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  COCKADOODLEDOO THE COW GOES BZZZZ!!!
whait a second...
THE COW ISZ A SPAH
HAUL!

  sgredalert
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  FurAffinity - part of a complete breakfast.
Now! with 66% more bandwidth! Yum!


  airo
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  No...more...hot...days...

  williamyamagoshi
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Not that this has anything to do with the OP, but...when will new account registration open up again?
I didn't know it was necessary for them to be closed. >^.=.^<

  tinnitus
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Yeah, It'd be great to hear about that. I mean, first you can't delete accounts, now you can't make new ones? Seems pretty important for a functioning community if you ask me.

  gopy
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  If THIS isnt a reason to donate, I don't know what is.

  blondi
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Yay for updates!

  karenmobius
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  just want to put my 2 cents in.... but whever you guys do this FA goes to shit, if its working right the way do not screw with it untill it really needs to be serviced. learn to be happy with what you have, never know you could run into financial trouble in the future.

  spencethefence
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  This new setup is looking pretty nice. Excellent work, stay strong.

  iferret
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Oh noes the evil stigma layout! D:

  bobingabout
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Christmas in july... it really feels like it with all the christmas shows they've been puttin on here recently. That and the fact that some shops here have already started selling their christmas stuff... They're insane!

  zorinlynx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Does FA actually USE 150Mbps or more of bandwidth? If so that's pretty incredible. Us furries are numerous and multiplying! :)

I'd love to see an MRTG graph for FA's network connection if you have one. Curiosity is tickling this lynx!

  anteros
 

(No Subject) Posted: 4 years ago

  Bees actualy make there noise through vuvuzelas, not there wings.