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FA Banner rolled in flour, Wet Spot Watch 2010 now in effect
15 years ago
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it's got its own zip code.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, you can see dat ass from the front.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, I gotta take a train and two busses just to get on its good side.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, its cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, I had to slap its thighs and ride the wave in.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, I tried to walk around it and got lost.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it got on the scale, it read: TO BE CONTINUNED.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, after sex it smokes a turkey.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, every time it walks in high heels it strikes oil.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it got hit by a parked car.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it has to get out of bed to roll over.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it rocks itself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it uses a microwave for a beeper.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it went to the beach and sold shade.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it's on both sides of the family.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it wears red, the kids scream "Kool-Aid!"
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it's got smaller fatty FA banners orbiting around it.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, you can see dat ass from the front.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, I gotta take a train and two busses just to get on its good side.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, its cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, I had to slap its thighs and ride the wave in.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, I tried to walk around it and got lost.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it got on the scale, it read: TO BE CONTINUNED.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, after sex it smokes a turkey.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, every time it walks in high heels it strikes oil.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it got hit by a parked car.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it has to get out of bed to roll over.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it rocks itself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it uses a microwave for a beeper.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it went to the beach and sold shade.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it's on both sides of the family.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it wears red, the kids scream "Kool-Aid!"
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it's got smaller fatty FA banners orbiting around it.
(childhood favorite)
Richness for the win.
Yo banner is so fat i threw a frisbee at it and it settles into orbit
Yo banner is so fat it fell down and caused earthquakes and tidal waves
Yo banner is so fat it is why the sun has a wobble
Yo banner is so fat it has more folds than a school for origami
Yo banner is so fat it sweats cheesewhiz
Yo banner is so fat it sounds like a million crickets when it walks as the thighs rub
Yo banner is so fat it sat on a quarter and a bugger came out George Washingtons nose
Yo banner is so fat it thinks a square meal is a bit of everything from the food court
Yo banner is so fat it was once mistaken for an eclipse
Yo banner is so fat other banners orbit it
Yo banner is so fat it only comes in mega pixels
Yo banner is so fat it sometimes disappears cause light cannot escape it.
Yo banner is so fat it was responsible for the irish potato famine
Hahaha, I remember that one on In Living Color!
Yo FA banner so fat, WE ALL INSIDE IT RIGHT NOW.
Your journal is so fat it made me LOL!
.... :c
...Let's eat to cope! Woo!
Yo' FA banner is so fat, when it sits down, trains use its ass crack as a tunnel.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, people go spelunking in its fat rolls.
Yo FA banner so fat, it got a racing stripe in its fork!
Yo FA banner so fat, it came from a broken home -- 'cuz IT FELL ON IT!
...
uh.
I mean.
DAAAAAAAAAAANG.
FA GOT SERVED.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, Allan tried to use it as a homeless shelter.
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it's why you can't spell furaffinity without "u r ffin fat".
Yo' FA banner is so fat, it ate <a href="http://www.healthzone.ca/health/die.....;this</a>; and lived somehow.
'nuff said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3eTsNEgmL8