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lolfaggotry
15 years ago
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ceralor.
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [ ] You carry a wallet
03) [ ] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance -- I don't watch films a lot, though.
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building. -- Only when I'm chewing gum, but even then I prefer the rubbish bin.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches -- ...
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis. - No.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart. -- Right now yes, though I don't forsee it staying that way stateside.
08) [ ] You don't count calories when eating. -- Not counting calories, per se. Watching what I eat, yes.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it. -- Yeah. Smelling like sweat is abhorrent... but smelling obviously like deodourant is nose rape too.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. -- Yes. But that's because I haven't got one 99% of the time.
Total So Far: 2
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items. -- Not at all.
13) [ ] Building things. -- In the Sims 2, but that doesn't count.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines. -- Good God, no.
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible. -- Yes, though I'm not one to waste time.
16) [ ] Football -- You mean handegg? Also, no.
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing -- Fuck that shit.
Total So Far: 3
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops - For making shit
27) [ ] Comic book stores - Online comics
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores -- ~Yar har fiddle dee tee~
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 3
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [ ] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [ ] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] (Shit) -- I swear like a motherfucking sailor.
40) [X] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 5
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream
42) [ ] Bear Magazine -- wat
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] (online) Comic books -- I read the occasional webcomic. Mostly XKCD.
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 6
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 12%. If it weren't for the fact I like women I'd almost be straight.
ceralor.01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [ ] You carry a wallet
03) [ ] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance -- I don't watch films a lot, though.
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building. -- Only when I'm chewing gum, but even then I prefer the rubbish bin.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches -- ...
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis. - No.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart. -- Right now yes, though I don't forsee it staying that way stateside.
08) [ ] You don't count calories when eating. -- Not counting calories, per se. Watching what I eat, yes.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it. -- Yeah. Smelling like sweat is abhorrent... but smelling obviously like deodourant is nose rape too.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. -- Yes. But that's because I haven't got one 99% of the time.
Total So Far: 2
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items. -- Not at all.
13) [ ] Building things. -- In the Sims 2, but that doesn't count.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines. -- Good God, no.
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible. -- Yes, though I'm not one to waste time.
16) [ ] Football -- You mean handegg? Also, no.
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing -- Fuck that shit.
Total So Far: 3
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops - For making shit
27) [ ] Comic book stores - Online comics
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores -- ~Yar har fiddle dee tee~
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 3
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [ ] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [ ] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] (Shit) -- I swear like a motherfucking sailor.
40) [X] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 5
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream
42) [ ] Bear Magazine -- wat
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] (online) Comic books -- I read the occasional webcomic. Mostly XKCD.
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 6
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 12%. If it weren't for the fact I like women I'd almost be straight.
