What three things would you most want to have in your personal dungeon?

Do you know the Muffin Man?

What would you love to have happen to the world. Top list between 3 and 10

Niggers, Jews, Babyfuck, or Gay marriage?

If you could be on any game show that ever existed, which game show would you want to be on?

If you were a politician and had a budget shortfall that could only be solved by the creation of a new consumptive tax, and it absolutely had to be something that no one has ever issued a tax on before, what would it be?

How hot would it have to be for you to go swimming in Jell-O to cool off, if that was your only choice? What flavor would you pick?

In your opinion, who have more satisfying orgasms, men or women?

A madman kidnaps you, a baby, and an old man. None of you know each other. He offers you the choice of whether he will kill the old man or the baby. If you tell him to kill the old man, he will let you and the baby go free. If you tell him to kill the baby, you and the old man go free. If you refuse either choice, he'll kill all three of you. Which do you choose?

Who's that Pokemon?

Would you be willing to describe the best sex you've ever had?

What do you throw away that keeps returning?

Would the government be just as enthusiastically blind about a proposed mosque near the Pentagon (or any other related attack sites) as they are about the proposed mosque near Ground Zero?

Can you describe the moment in your life that you were more angry than ever before and what caused that anger?

Shit?

Thanks for beating me to this.

What is the capital of Assyria?

What was one of the best movie going expieriences? Not favorite movie seen in theatres, just what movie did you come out of the theatres and say to yourself "That was the best times I've ever had."

What was one of your favorite TV shows growing up?

If you had three wishes, what would they be?

Nineveh!

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

If you answer "42," I will reach between your eyes, into your skull, and pull out your medulla oblongata. This is a serious question.

I certainly hope I didn't sound threatening...

Willest thou draw more Foxy Loxy?

What is your biggest creative failure to date?
What is your favorite swear word other than "fuck," and how does it compare?
How do you (read: how should I, etc.) start working again on a story you've previously left halfway through the first part?

What's your favourite regligion?

No, that's a serious question. What's your favourite religion? As a pure outsider to them, I wanna see your opinion and your reasons to back them. I know the question's out of your comfort zone, but that's the point. ;3

four more:

chocolate or vanilla?

Do you have a particular fixation on a body part/orifice? If so, which?

In a movie about your life and all that has happened to you and such, who'd play Misbah?

And finally; if Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, Granny, Elmyra, and other human characters in the Looney/Tiny Toons/Tunes series' were also anthro animal things, what do you figure they'd be?

How I mine for fish?

Do you have any copies of Battletoads?

I keep losing the game... how do I win!?

What is your favorite movie quote of all time?

What do you do when love fails for you?

What is your own personal heaven/hell (regardless whether or not you believe in them)?

What is the square root of pi?

What is the square root of cake?

Where do babies come from?

And finally... what does the future hold for our generation and the next?

Is Alex your real name or a pseudonym?
Ass, cock, cunt, or titties?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
What's your opinion on original character tournaments, if any?
How about your opinion on the American media?

-If you went to Hell, which city would you most want to live in?

-Top 5 inspirations in animation?

-If you had the chance to have your stories animated, which company would you want to do it?

-What's your take on the issue of Target "donating" money to Republican Tom Emmer's campaign?

-Are there any characters you like, but who are difficult for you to draw? Similarly, are any characters especially easy to draw; you just have a knack for them? (this be familiar )

Ethical dilemmas? Oh dear, shall I break out the old Ultima virtue system?

Let's see. The three principles are Truth, Love, and Courage.

Pure truth is honesty.
Truth and love is justice.
Pure love is compassion.
Love and Courage makes sacrifice.
Pure courage is valor.
Courage and truth makes honor.
Truth, Love, and Courage together is spirituality.
Independent of Truth, Love, and Courage is humility.

Which virtue do you favor? Let the reading begin!

Thou hast taken a vow upon thy honor to capture an escaped criminal. After capturing thy quarry, thou doest come to believe he has been unjustly imprisoned. Do you honor your vow by returning the accused, knowing thou canst speak with a judge about they concerns, or does thou heed justice by letting him go, knowing thou canst claim he escaped you?

Let's see about a more in depth dilemma...

You are a mayor of a small town. This town used to have several factories, and was directly on the way from one major city to another, giving it lots of driver commerce. Unfortunately, the factories were closed down to move to china, and a new highway was built that wrote the town out of the commute. With no industry and not commerce, the town is starting to die out.

Then a new opportunity arrives. Recent examinations show that the river next to your town is PERFECT for the newest hydroelectric technology. This new plant would feed both cities next to you, providing a solid source of jobs and income for the town. The problem is that the plant will cause certain homes to be flooded.

Every home-owner in the flood zones has agreed to sell except for one. That last hold-out is an elderly retired person who is afraid that losing his home will mean he will spend the rest of his life on the street. Given his age and small fixed income, this is not an unfounded concern. He has no next of kin to take him in, and is the last of his family alive.

On one hand you have the future of your town, the betterment of everyone in it, and a major help for all nearby cities. On the other hand you have one person who will suffer for it.

What do you do?

There's no fucking way I can read these aloud and not trip over my tongue, so I'll just answer them here:

>Which virtue do you favor?

Truth. There can be no real love if the participants are not honest with each other. And courage in the absence of truth is either fanaticism or craziness.

>Do you honor your vow by returning the accused, knowing thou canst speak with a judge about they concerns, or does thou heed justice by letting him go, knowing thou canst claim he escaped you?

I let him go. I put a lot of value in my own promises. I never make a promise that I don't intend to keep. However, I will absolutely break a promise if something turns up to invalidate the reasons for me making that promise.

>On one hand you have the future of your town, the betterment of everyone in it, and a major help for all nearby cities. On the other hand you have one person who will suffer for it.
>What do you do?

This is incredibly simple. You make the local media aware of the old man's plight. You make it clear that you have empathy for the old man, but that you must seize the land for the good of the town. It's a virtual certainty that the townspeople will rally together to help the old man find a new place to live, and will probably even raise a bunch of money for him. It's common to say 'never underestimate human stupidity', but don't underestimate human charity and empathy either.

Honesty and Justice huh?

A merchant owes they friend money, now long past due. Thou dost see the same merchant drop a purse of gold. Does thou A) Honestly return the purse intact; or B) Justly give they friend a portion of the gold first?

B.

I've lent out stuff to people before, and sometimes they just do NOT have any interest in giving it back. Sometimes not even out of malice! So, yeah, I'd take my friend's cut out, then return the purse. If he gave me any flak, I'd remind him of his debt.

Heck, I was actually in a similar situation once when I had to set up a massive lie to trick my own mother into paying me $100 she owed me. She of course got very emotional at my 'dishonesty', but her own actions had long convinced me that this was the only way I'd ever see my money.

BTW, does my answer to the old man question sound plausible to you?

Yep! I would have gone further and just given him a retirement for life. But your way would probably have done the same thing.

Yah, my solution would be, since he's not selling, to take the money the town had budgeted for purchasing his land, and instead buy him a nice house outside the flood area, hand the rest over as investments in his name so they'll grow if he doesn't blow it all right away, but they're his to use as he likes for the remainder of his life... If that wasn't going to be enough to set him up with anything more than a modest condo, the donations the media campaign drums up should cover the difference. I did mention I was also going with Alex's media idea, right? I didn't? Oh well.

(So yeah, as leader of a large group of people, secretly watch people debate issues and cherry pick the best ideas out of the comments. >_>)

What is Love?

What is the meaning of Life?

What is the square root of Pi?

What would happen if a chuck norris roundhouse collided with a falcon punch?

What is the meaning of Life?

42

What is the square root of Pi?

1.772453850905516...

>What would happen if a chuck norris roundhouse collided with a falcon punch?

Every troll on the internet who valued pop culture references as vitally important to their lifestyles would experience spontaneous combustion.

Did...did you just call me a troll?

Nah. Just making a joke about a majority of people out on the internet.

If you can recognize that and feel like I possibly insulted you, then congratulations. You're not a troll. :3

Your stories have a rather particular flavor, which I love. But they tread on some controversial ground.

How did you find yourself thinking of things this way?

How old where you when they started?

And do you ever see yourself stopping or giving up these fantasies?

Could you be a bit more specific? Which controversial ground do you mean?

Snuff / Snuffie and young characters in sexual situations.

(I'm not trying to call you out on it, I have the same fantasies myself, to be honest, which is why I'm such a fan of your work. I'm just trying to understand where they come from.)

Snuff / Snuffie and young characters in sexual situations.

(I'm not trying to call you out on it, I have the same fantasies myself, to be honest, which is why I'm such a fan of your work. I'm just trying to understand where they come from.)

What books in particlar would you recommend one should have read in their lives?

If you were to found a philosophic movement that were to become a religion of truth, how would you organize it and what would be your commandments?

If you could decide where two additional billions of science funding would go, which projects would you support or start with this money?

You've mentioned in my journal that you've thought of changing your name to Alex Reynard because you don't like your real name. Exactly what is your real name?

If you had the chance to kill someone without any repercussions, would you do it?

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Whats the weirdest thing you can do with your body that doesn't involve your penis?

"without any repercussions" Wouldn't that include the repercussion of them continuing to be dead afterward?

would you support a revival of Tiny toon Adventures if it was done in CGI?

I've probably touched on most of the ethical dilemmas(or more pointedly, ideological impossibilities) in various journals of your over time and see no need to upset you by bringing up hopeless situations, so instead...

Have you been touched by His noodly appendage?

If you could get rid of any one person in the world, who would it be?

If you were the head of a charitable organization devoted to helping people in war-torn countries, would you help any village where the people would rather get a hand-out than to say, help set up tents in return for food?


I ask this question because the Red Cross has made it their goal to help eveyrone in need, even people who don't want help, just a hand-out.

Such was the case in one village somewhere in indonesia, I think..where, instead of helping the red Cross set up tents and prepare supplies for use in the village, they opted to leave and go to another village because they would rather receive a hand-out than to actually work for their meals.

One Red Cross team even tried to teach them to farm and harvest...with the same resulting abandonment of a village in search of free food.

So what would you do?

Do you have any advice or hints or what-have-you to give to any aspiring writers? Perhaps a technique or something that has served you well in the course of your writing?

If an off-Earth colony were being established, on the Moon, Mars, or a hitherto-unknown planet in the vicinity of Alpha Centauri with a sapient biosphere... and you Had The Power to decide...

Would you gather the absolute best and brightest, the people most qualified to handle the rigors of living and working in an environment where failure of the life-support technology means death for all?

Would you make sure to include you and your closest friends, believing that spreading humanity to the stars is the only way to truly ensure long-term survival as a species?

Would you include the Amish, knowing they could probably set up a working farm even if 99% of the hydroponics and similar failed? ;)

Who else would you include?

Would you exclude people if they followed an extreme form of religion? Or any religion at all? Would you disclose this criterion?

Would you include/exclude people based on any other aspect of their political/social belief structure?

How would you handle the people who applied and were rejected? Send them away never to darken your doorstep again? Make preparations for a second colonial wave of those you wanted to take along but just weren't quite good enough to make it on the first ship? What would you do if one or more became disgruntled and attempted to sabotage the launch? (A potential solution to the last for a long-term voyage is that a true interstellar spaceship would probably have to be built either in orbit or on the Moon, as getting such a massive vehicle out of Earth's gravity well is far too expensive energy-wise, so naturally crew and passengers would be sent up in multiple small launches, easier to avoid disaster if one gets sabotaged.)

...Consider that previous post an expansion and clarification of the main question, just to give you something to go on... the main question being:

"Space colony, who would you take?"

Sweet Jesus, this is a damn challenging question(s)! I'm really having to think hard for this. Thank you! :)

You're welcome!

BTW, kick Zephon until he asks me something! ;)

BTW2: Misbah & I saw Scott Pilgrim today. It was so good my boner turned into the densest element in the universe. :D

DO YOU KNOW CLYDE CASH?!

So since Alfie's question is much the same as an Impossible Question a la You Don't Know Jack, here's mine:

Would you rather be right or be liked?

Regardless of your choice, I'd also request you give an examples of the answers(i.e., a situation where being right is better and a situation where being liked is better).

Careful, though. The answers may indeed give more insight to your personality than you are comfortable with.

<grumbles and walks away, rubbing kicked shins>

I didn't think I kicked that hard! Are you okay? *rubs your shins for you*

<kisses Zephie's shins too>

NO! STOP ASKING! YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY SHIT! IT IS ALL MINE! YOU GO AWAY NOW!

what is your opinion on glass blowing and bbq's?

You kinda missed the boat on this, buddy, but I shall attempt to answer anyway.

Glass blowing is rightfully considered sodomy and all good Christians should abstain from it. Especially if it leads to glass felching.

By bbqs I assume you mean Big Beautiful Queers, and of course I'm in favor of them because I am king of them all.

oh, you're hilarious.

looks like we both missed the boat on this one, what ever the shit that means.

>oh, you're hilarious.

Yes. I am.

>looks like we both missed the boat on this one, what ever the shit that means.

It means I already recorded my answers to these questions several days ago, so the journal's kinda over.

this isn't fuckin' 4chan.

and obviously, this journal isn't over, sir.

>this isn't fuckin' 4chan.

That's right; it's FurAffinity. If it were 4chan, the background would be yellow.

The background for 4chan is pink.


are you like, autistic or something?

Ummmmm... You should probably check your monitor. I just clicked over there to be sure and the background both on the main hub and /b/ starts off kind of a peach at the top and fades into post-it-note yellow. So, whatever.

Yea, that's it.
But the post boxes are pink.


Anyway, why do you keep treating this like /b/?

/b/ is so fucking gay and no one likes it.

>But the post boxes are pink.

That's not the background, dumbass. :)

It's been a while since I been to that horrible horrible child porn filled little web site.

I remembered the comment boxes being pink and that's all.

But why must you make this like 4chan, mr. /b/tard?

i have no idea what you mean.

4chan is filled with pedos and annoying 12 year olds.

>4chan is filled with pedos and annoying 12 year olds.

If that's true then they ought to get along fabulously.

Lol yes.

You enjoy yourself there, then?

He likely enjoys himself eveywhere. I know I do. I enjoy myself where ever I may be at any given time. It's hard not to. ;3

What if you were being tortured continuously by large men with beards? My favorite torture method is called the "blood eagle" it's when men cut two slashes down your back, pull your ribs inside out, and pull your lungs out, and pull those inside out so they look like large, bloody wings.

You'd enjoy yourself then?

Most definitely. If they're going to go through all the work to pull my ribs out through my back and put my lungs on them like wings, then I'm at least going to do my best to applaud. :3

Personally, I find myself to be more partial to the simple things, though, like taking one of thoes old bottle openers to someone's toes and fingers and using them to tear off thier fingernails. it hurts a lto, but they're less likely to go into shock, so they get to feel ALL the pain that way, and hey, I like to be efficient about things. ;3

... bonus points if the bottle opener's rusty and sharper than usual. nothing beats tetanus in your finger tips. :D

Dude, that sounds awesome.

Another thing to prevent shock when removing limbs is this, have some molten wax bubbling, chop a few fingers off, dip in the wax, poke a bit, chop some toes of, dip, and continue like that. ^_^

Hunh, never thought of that... o.o

Fun stuff, eh?

Eh, sometimes. I only do it for interrogation. Otherwise I switch their pain for pleasure, tear them to pieces, and we all have a good time. ;3

Oh yes, that's more like the blood eagle, when you know they'll die, you're just ensuring that they have a painful ride down to hell.

Actually that's a myth; first off the bronchi cannot stretch that far, the lungs would simply tear out, and second once the ribcage is compromised the diaphragm has no leverage and cannot create the negative pressure that allows breathing. Your hypothetical torture-ee would suffocate before the ribs all got into position.

They actually broke the back ribs off the the front, so it could work. And who cares if the lungs cant' stretch that far? It hurts like fucking hell!

True, but the point of torture is to draw out the victim's suffering as long as possible. The procedure you describe would cause them to go into shock and die very quickly, and is thus less efficient as torture than as execution.

Moreover, there's no real evidence it was ever actually done, but rather it seems it was invented as a device of Viking poetry.

>You enjoy yourself there, then?

Actually, yes. The /toy/ board is fantastic for having inside info on new Transformers and such.

Lol what a fag.

Just like Alliance-side Trade chat!