Like always in a couple days this goes bye bye because sooner or later I'll see it from one of you twice.

So let's play SWSP's version of Yes or No..

You'll love it, I promise.

Taken from Champford:

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? ---Nope, don't have an account and don't really care to get one.

Been arrested? ---No but I've been close

Kissed someone you didn't like? ---Yes, does family count?

Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes, Unfortunately.. Working on it.

Fallen asleep at work/school? ---Yes, who hasn't?

Ran a red light? ---Yes, another who hasn't done it before.

Been suspended from school? --- HA HA, I like your humor, NOT!

Experienced love at first sight? ---Yes, I have and hope to experience it again soon!

Totalled your car in an accident? ---Nope, but I crashed cars with my friends when I was a kid :D

Been fired from a job? ---No thank god but I've had to leave one before.

Fired somebody? --- No, But damn have I come really close!

Sang karaoke? --- Quote me: Hell No and you'd have to really get me drunk and out of it.

Pointed a gun at someone? ---No, but I had somebody point a toy one at me in high school as a joke which wasn't funny since it was in a parking lot.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? ---Guilty as charged.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ---Yes, I know true slapstick witty humor when I see it or give it.


Caught a snowflake on your tongue? ---Yep, did this last winter down here. It would be too obvious if i said Cleveland Ohio or Tacoma Washington.

Kissed in the rain? ---No but if the opportunity arises I will.

Had a close brush with death (your own)? ---No thank goodness although I keep knocking on wood

Seen someone die? ---Yes, I actually viewed the body of my Aunt Sarah at a Salem Ohio funeral home.. Very disturbing.

Played spin-the-bottle? ---Don't remember honestly.

Sang in the shower? --- Yes, whistled too!

Smoked a cigar? ---Yes, when my sister's fiancee was here from Chicago I lit up a stogy with to celebrate his engagement to my sister.


Sat on a rooftop? ---No and I don't plan to.. I hate very high places without protection around them.

Taken pictures of yourself naked? ---Yes, But I don't do it now because I found out how immature the internet really is towards me.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No unless the pusher wants to be picking up what's left of their jaw after I clock them.

Skipped school? ---Nope, rarely ever had a sick day in my life.

Eaten a bug? ---Yes, Ants, mosquitoes when I was young and dumb though ants would make great poppy seeds.

Sleepwalked? -- No, but I have fallen out of bed when I was a kid at my grandmas because i slept in a cot.

Walked a moonlit beach? ---Yes indeed, by myself and with a group of people a long time ago on Gulf Shores, Alabama.

Ridden a motorcycle? ---No I prefer the protection of a truck.

Dumped someone? ---Yes, I have had to do it a lot it seems because people I know are cobras minus my best friend and maybe a couple others.

Forgotten your anniversary? ---From what? High School? Who cares, None of my classmates liked me and my best friend was a grade below me.

Lied to avoid a ticket? ---He who lies eats nasty mud pies so no.

Ridden on a helicopter? --- Nope, Don't like flying much anymore because of going down affects my balance if I'm not meded up with sudafed. ear planes, Bose Headphones.

Shaved your head? ---Yes, does a military buzz cut count?

Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes I have but I see my parent do it all the time and it's not worth it the next day and not to mention I at one time did get very mild poisoning from drinking too much from stress of college.

Played a prank on someone? ---I don't do pranks, sorry, most of them that were done to me weren't nice.

Hit a home run? ---Thought I did until reality hit me.

Felt like killing someone? ---Yes, You don't even want to know what kind of a temper i have with my family and people who have scarred me for life with their terroristic bully antics it's molded into my brain's deepest thoughts.

Cross-dressed? --- No but some furries really make even it look hot.

Been falling-down drunk? ---Yes, I'm not perfect and don't plan on being it but the next day you pay the consequences so I try to avoid it as much as possible.

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? ---No but I know my kindness and the kindness of others has made me cry.

Eaten snake? --- No, but i want to.

Marched/Protested? ---No, I don't have time or the patience for it let alone the type of attention it brings which isn't good.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- What is this? A joke added on? Your King is not amused.

Puked on amusement ride? ---Nope, I usually do not ride them for obvious reasons.

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Like what? SF? Yes.

Been in a band? ---Nope.

Knitted? --- Ok, do I seriously look like a person whose going to knit? I'm not THAT gay you know.

Been on TV? ---No, but I have come close!

Shot a gun? ---Yep, Bebe gun at a camp firing range.

Skinny-dipped? ---No but honey I'd sure would like to if the opportunity arose <3

Caused someone to need stitches? ---No, luckily.

Ridden a surfboard? --- Comprede No.
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? ---Yes, I've done it when the whiskey is practically gone from the bottle.

Had surgery? ---No, only some baby teeth that didn't come loose like the rest of my teeth did.

Streaked? --- In my house and my backyard porch.

Taken by ambulance to hospital? ---No, and I want to keep it that way.

Passed out when not drinking? ---Yes, usually it's because I'm really tired.

Peed on a bush? ---Yes, Was this made by a bunch of Stimpy's lackeys?

Donated Blood? ---Nope.

Grabbed electric fence? ---Yes, when I tried to pet some horses on on a ranch right next to a boarding stable in Conroe, it was a tiny shock but it got my attention.

Eaten alligator meat? ---No, but want to try it.

Eaten cheesecake? ---Ok, now you've just gone from blatantly obvious to chronic obvious.. Too many times to count <3

Eaten kids' Halloween candy? ---Yes, How did you keep a straight face?

Killed an animal when not hunting? ---HELL NO!

Peed your pants in public? ---Yes, say something and this lion will skin you like a taxidermist.

Written graffiti? --- No and if I did I'd give it some thought and do it on my own walls.

Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No, I'm not that naive as Coldplay in Superman says.

Think about the future? ---What do you think>

Been in handcuffs? ---No, but the idea of certain bondage situations make me want to do it to somebody in a bed :D

Believe in love? ---Ok, whoever created this, there is a real world located just outside the door of your house.. Please use it.

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- I sleep on the end of mt bed facing the wall but if I were in a relationship it's whatever side my mate won't be sleeping on.

Want to ask me questions about it? Only if you dare.

SWSP