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Recruiting letter
15 years ago
Dear Reader,
If you are reading this, then Congratulations! You have been chosen to join one of the finest Weight gain/inflation organizations on FA. Our observers have told us about your exceptional skills in fattening/inflation, and we are interested in having you as part of our team.
Our organization is a top-secret group that inflates and fattens people who threaten the fabric of our society and the world (corrupt politicians, evil dictators, super-villains, etc). But we don't just walk up to their doorstep and blow them up. No, what sets us apart from other amateur inflators is we use a crack team of the best spy's to get information, build trust, and get close to them. Then, using our special expansion technology, developed by some of the brightest minds in the world, we bloat those evil furs up so they can never hurt people again.
Due to the increasing fad of diets and weight loss, our group likes to stay in the shadows, lest we face persecution and ridicule. Therefore, we appreciate it if you keep this quiet to your family and friends. Secrecy is one of the foundations of our organization.
Now, there are two divisions that you can join. You can be part of our Espionage division, watching, gathering info, and infiltrating enemy territory. Or, you could be part of our Expansion division, developing new ways of inflation and weight gain and then using it in the field. If you are interested in joining, send us a note of who you are, and how your skills might help benefit the team. Thank you for listening, and we eagerly wait for your response!
From,
W.E.I.G.H (Weight-gain, Inflation, and Expansion Guys for Hire)
If you are reading this, then Congratulations! You have been chosen to join one of the finest Weight gain/inflation organizations on FA. Our observers have told us about your exceptional skills in fattening/inflation, and we are interested in having you as part of our team.
Our organization is a top-secret group that inflates and fattens people who threaten the fabric of our society and the world (corrupt politicians, evil dictators, super-villains, etc). But we don't just walk up to their doorstep and blow them up. No, what sets us apart from other amateur inflators is we use a crack team of the best spy's to get information, build trust, and get close to them. Then, using our special expansion technology, developed by some of the brightest minds in the world, we bloat those evil furs up so they can never hurt people again.
Due to the increasing fad of diets and weight loss, our group likes to stay in the shadows, lest we face persecution and ridicule. Therefore, we appreciate it if you keep this quiet to your family and friends. Secrecy is one of the foundations of our organization.
Now, there are two divisions that you can join. You can be part of our Espionage division, watching, gathering info, and infiltrating enemy territory. Or, you could be part of our Expansion division, developing new ways of inflation and weight gain and then using it in the field. If you are interested in joining, send us a note of who you are, and how your skills might help benefit the team. Thank you for listening, and we eagerly wait for your response!
From,
W.E.I.G.H (Weight-gain, Inflation, and Expansion Guys for Hire)
As for 2, you need to be a little more specific with your question, 'cause I don't understand.
i would work in any hard mission you haves, but just with my tag team, trentonfoxbear and saintjimmy, another 2 gods, one can bend the time and space laws and the other be a shifter clase ultra-omega (practicaly can turn in everthing and anything)
Thanks for the offer, though. =3
Thanks though.