...then these are more things I would draw!
If I were an artist...
If I were an artist...II

The Changes Are All Under The Hood
Acolytes for dummies

This comic has Avereth in his extremely rare dragon form he only used for the brief, shadowy period before he really had any idea what he was doing as a furry.

This Avereth is a black dragon in anthro shape without wings. He's seated on a throne made of black metal and bone in a dark, sinister looking underground place. He is clad in a dark, heavy platemail, the end of his muzzle appearing out of the dark recesses of a fearsome helm, only red glowing eyes visible within. One of his minions is standing before him and a small figure clad in dark robes is kneeling as well, head down, completely obscured.

Avereth is in the middle of saying "I thought I'd told you to upgrade the acolytes, minion. This acolyte looks exactly the same? Give me a reason I shouldn't devour you here and now and make another 'living sacrifices were needed' claim." The minion then responds "Overlord, I assure you... the changes are all *dramatic pause with face shot* UNDER THE HOOD!" At this point you actually see a reaction from the acolyte for the first time, who up until this point has been silent and motionless, but only to burst out laughing at what the minion just said.

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The Balls Always Touch
All hyenas are gay

Starring because he needs to appear in more of my ideas! And because we haven't really gotten to talk in a while!

This one would be a comic of Avereth and Bingo the otter having a discussion, related to Avereth. It would make references to both 'it's only gay if the balls touch', and the fact that female hyenas have a fake set of balls, and what that means for the entire species. Avereth gets no way to back out of this one, but Bingo would totally use it to create innuendo directed at Avereth.

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Mohawks Are Out of Style
Eating you might be the next trend

This one is absolutely a tribute to 's Insult and Revenge series. If I had money for commissioning I'm sure this is something I'd even pay Pie for. They always feature the character Electra, who always says something terribly rude to someone else, and then the other person says or does something that makes Electra regret it.

In this case she sees Avereth standing there minding his own business and she notices the fact he has a mohawk of sorts(being a hyena this is fairly unavoidable!). So of course she says something like "Nice hair. Didn't mohawks go out of style in the <whenever mohawks were in style>. Avereth's face quickly goes from shocked to sinister looking in a very short time and he responds with "Have you ever really considered actually eating someone alive before?" with his most charming toothy grin and coming closer to her. Electra's face would show pretty clearly he'd gotten under her skin.

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?-Yena!
Species abuse

This comic would consist of panels showcasing all the ways one can abuse the word 'hyena' when interacting with one such as:

A karate move used on Avereth - Hi-Yena! (ouch!)
A greeting used by multiple people to designate his species - Hi, Yena!, Hey, Yena!
A multiuse word that combines drugs and the tops of mountains at the same time! - Highyena
i-Yena - This would be an ipod themed robotic hyena that plays music and follows you around!

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Knot a Dog!
And I can prove it!

Starring for always calling me a pup, though I actually think it's kind of cute. :)

Avereth is getting very sick of being called a canine. He doesn't want to be associated with a species that he is nothing like! Shade(as a bat) still doesn't see how the hyena isn't a canid and it's driving Avereth out of his mind. In a bit of devious manipulation the bat gets him worked up to the point of not thinking clearly and gets him to pull his trump card: the one anatomical difference no viewer would be able to deny differentiates a male hyena from a male canine. Avereth ends up ripping the fly of his pants open and letting everything hang out on display, though all can be seen from behind is his shadow outline against the wall proving that he definitely does not have a knot down there. This is all highly irrelevant to Shade, however, who has gone glassy eyed starting at his crotch and has his mouth open with his long tongue hanging quite a good ways out and drooling. Avereth finally realizes what just happened and exclaims "OH SHIT YOU ASS!".

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Observances and Double Standards
Suitable…or unsuitable?

This one is Avereth having a bit of a monologue with images of what he's talking about as well. He talks about how he loves getting dressed up on Halloween and going to parties to show his apparel off, and feels completely normal doing it. Then he goes on to talk about how at the same time, he could never wear a fursuit to a convention, even if said fursuit also worked perfectly well for a monster costume during halloween. He ends with "So what does that mean exactly?"

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Contents Under Pressure
Do not poke

Starring !

(am I the only one amused the title and subheading could be abbreviated to CUP: DNP, which then makes me think of the fact that 2 Girls 1 Cup is something that is DNP on most sites? Anyone? Just me? Damn! XD )

Avereth has just left a buffet and couldn't possibly eat another thing! This makes his stomach really sensitive to contact so he put on a sticker that says "Warning: Contents Under Pressure". This of course is too much for Mitch, who has in irresistable urge to push a finger against his protruding navel. The results? Multiple endings of course! Including: lazor blast, vomit geyser, nuclear explosion. All of these were just in Mitch's head though. In reality Avereth just goes "Ow! You ass stop doing that!"

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Dook Nukem
Tired of waiting forever

Starring because I needed a weasel for it and these word puns don't create themselves!

Distorter has been waiting for the next Duke Nukem game for a long time now, and it's beginning to seem like the 'Forever' part of the title refers to a unit of time in relation to how long he was going to have to wait. The superweasel decides to take matters into his own paws, and on Halloween the hero performs heroic deeds stopping an alien invasion of Hollywood in his new outfit under a new name: Dook Nukem! There would definitely be a panel where he is throwing steel bolas at an alien and shouting "BALLS OF STEEL!"

Duke Nukem is © somebody I don't recall because it's been years since I played one to find out.

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So Many Butts
You see me trollin'...

Where Avereth works once in a while he gets picked to clean up the parking lot. Being the odd one, he decides to always refer to this as 'Butt Patrol' without ever explaining what that means to anyone. Needless to say, a lot of employees are beginning to wonder if he's getting some tail out there or meeting ladies to hook up with later. Once they get a turn and find absolutely nothing out there they come to him demanding to know where all the women were. Avereth laughs at their expense and says that it referred to all the cigarette butts left by smokers all the time. A final panel somehow then implies he IS getting tail out there, but then a different view show he's just licking Mitch's belly button(which you guys should be expecting by now XD ).

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Into My Shirt
Such a cuddly beast

Starring !

This comic has Mitch narrating like a nature show guy, his subject being Avereth. He goes over a few basic things about hyenas and how dangerous they can be when hungry, while Avereth is rolling his eyes and saying "Oh god not this again. You're not getting into my shirt.". Mitch then sets out a huge platter of meat as 'bait' to 'sate the beast's ravenous appetite' which Avereth is unable to resist, saying "Oh damn you..." before burying his face in it. After more hyena commentary and some heavy gorging there's nothing left but a few bones, one of which is sticking half out of Avereth's mouth. At this point he's ended up on his back and his belly is hugely distended to the point his pants button goes shooting off. He gulps down the bone and stutters "Food...coma..." with his eyes turning into either x'es or swirly line circles. At this point Mitch does even more nature commentary and closes in making mention of how lions are the only thing known to predate hyenas before starting his usual navel licking antics on the completely exposed Avereth's middle.

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Pandora's Meerkat
You'll never guess what's inside!

Avereth comes across the meerkat Jeremy churring to himself and relaxing with a fat stomach region, having clearly recently eaten something. The hyena comes over and claps his paw onto the meerkat's belly, completely covering it and pushing down against the muscles to rub into his stomach region. Jeremy has time to say "Wait, don't agitate it more!" before Avereth feels something move inside. The meerkat gags and makes gulping motions a few times before suddenly a half foot worth of giant centipede erupts from his mouth with the meerkat getting a derpy face in the process. The centipede thrashes around and wriggles all its legs, and Avereth's fur stands on end puffing on him. A second later Avereth is clinging with all his might to a light fixture on the ceiling, the background of the room darkened to be barely visible with the word 'LEGS' all over the panel.

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Meeroboros
Coming back to bite you in a new way

The title is a play on the term 'Ouroboros'

In this comic Jeremy the meerkat is in the middle of swallowing a snake whole, and the last of the tail is disappearing down into his jaws. It can be seen shifting and squirming in his tight belly, with individual coils able to be discerned in his shifting skin and fur. Soon the serpent is entirely within the meerkat's stomach and he is rubbing it in satisfaction and relaxing to digest when he gets a funny feeling in his navel. Suddenly the snake's head pushes out of the meerkat's navel knot and soon more follows before Jeremy can try to push it back in! The irate snake frees enough of itself to get its head above Jeremy's and clamps down around his head and shoulders immediately. It is at this point Jeremy has a thought bubble which says 'Oh shit...'.

The snake begins swallowing Jeremy's upper half. It takes more and more effort and soon the meerkat's own head is being drawn down through his own navel down inside of the snake's stomach. Flexible or not, Jeremy isn't going any further with the rest of the snake still curled up in his own stomach and an impasse is reached. It is at this time Avereth walks in and sees the odd ball of scales and fur and has no idea what he is seeing. He picks it up and looks closer and still has no idea what he is seeing. In the end he decides that whatever it is, it IS edible and either tosses it down his throat or sticks it against his own belly button and starts sucking it into his belly.

Outielets and Innielets
Imma' Chargin' Ma' 'Yena!

Starring !
Also his idea because something this silly I wouldn't think up! :D

Avereth has been doing a lot of magic today and then decided to eat somebody, but he's finding he's out of charge to reform them! It's considered very rude to make someone wait to be reformed, but it could be hours before his body generates enough magic energy to do it! Mitch gets a call and hurries over, not giving the hyena any advice but saying he knows just the trick. The lion is pleased to see the hyena is so full that his navel is bulging out, and draws the protruding nub inside of his own(or maybe he uses a cord? :o). There are little sparks and electricity zapping on Avereth's mane, but it seems to be charging him up in no time!