OK so it is here I have 100 watchers. drum roll.................. *bows* thank you thank you I love the stalking ^.^but more dead rats the dead mice have too many bones. I feel so loved. Or at least looked at *preens prettily*

Ah so on to the reason you looked here, in honor of this monumental feat on top of getting a first commission I feel like a real artist of awesomeness. So I am going to host a contest to give away free art, not little sketches but a fully shaded digital fuzzy piece like this:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4418214/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4635122/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4540679/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4152583/

So here are the contest rules. You must make a journal that links to this journal, and in it you must post some funny joke about foxes, I will read all the jokes, (no videos, no really long story jokes, no jokes that make me want to slap you) the ones I and my friend  Laurenrivers judge are the funniest will be selected and put in a drawing for a free pinup. I will make one pinup or more depending on how many good jokes I get, up to say 3. Your journal has to stay up the whole time if you erase it we can't go back and re-look at your joke.
I am open for commissions and a pinup like those is on a special holiday steal for 7$, with a holiday background, mistletoe anyone?
I thought I would make some tough question or something but I am having surgery in a few weeks and need some giggles so get to crackin. Contest will close Saturday the 6th after Guy Fawkes day.

Reminder, read the whole thing and follow directions to be qualified. I will not draw your char without at least reference unless its a simple char, like I have a blue husky with green eyes.

Thank you thank you such wonderful friends I have.

Ok to those that think they won't win anything I am making at least 3 pinups and if I get more than 15 entries I will make 4 so one in 5 is a good chance. besides I have been depressed and need some cheep giggles.
oh and for Lauren I will accept Zebra jokes as well.

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Edit contest will close next Monday the 15th so we can have more contestants and more jokes.
valid entries as of the time I posted this:
 Sweetnightmare  puma  rabbitfangs  Neha_Sonakshi  Robert_Strongfox  Onidrase  crazywolfgirl  Artist100011  EmeraldSkunk  MojoRover  VeNoMBlOoDlInE  Jake_Lioner83  Strype_Rendzvous  hakujou-nushi  rumtar


Wow so many people know how to follow directions. For every five valid entries I will make one piece of art, so the more people the more art the more chances to win. Thanks for all your help guys.