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and now, for the fox jokes we must post! :D

"A fox and a rabbit are sat by the side of the road. The fox says to the rabbit;
"I've developed a fool-proof way of getting across here. Just watch."
The fox steps out into the road, and as he does, a huge car comes zooming up. The fox curls up, bang in the middle of the road, and the car whizzes past, over him, and he simply stands up and carries on.
'wow' thinks the rabbit, 'thats amazing!'
The fox calls over;
"now you try!"
So the rabbit gets up, and as he moves into the road, a car comes zooming up, so he curls up in the middle of the road, and SPLAT.
The fox looks stunned, and after a while utters;
"Bloody hell it's not every day you see a reliant robin!"

Ok so I changed bits of that since my uncle told me it heh, still :P Long joke, sorry lol.


"Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 6 beers."