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Kay Gee Beh.
15 years ago
"Privet, Comrade. I hear a new shipment of samovars just came in from Novgorod..."
"Cut the act, Dimitri, what did you call me out here for?"
"The.. product you requested. It is ready. The craftsmanship is top notch, I assure you."
"Shh-! Are you mad, speaking of such things this close to State Department Store? The very stones we stand on could be informants!"
"Poetic, Arkadiy. I figured it quite apropos, being this close to the GUM? Besides, all I have to do is flash this to any government official and we'll be ghosts."
"Alright.. well let me see it.. Is this authentic, this mark here? And this handwriting.. will it look legitimate?"
"Andropov himself could not tell the difference. Now we must discuss payment, of course."
"Of course, old friend."
"Podbelskogo station, 4 P.M. Oh, and Arkadiy? Welcome to the KGB."
For those who would like to join K-G-B, I can get you in touch with Dimitri, for a price. I hear that having KGB identification, legitimate or not, will come in handy at the Soviet Party at this upcoming Further Confusion, 2011.
"Cut the act, Dimitri, what did you call me out here for?"
"The.. product you requested. It is ready. The craftsmanship is top notch, I assure you."
"Shh-! Are you mad, speaking of such things this close to State Department Store? The very stones we stand on could be informants!"
"Poetic, Arkadiy. I figured it quite apropos, being this close to the GUM? Besides, all I have to do is flash this to any government official and we'll be ghosts."
"Alright.. well let me see it.. Is this authentic, this mark here? And this handwriting.. will it look legitimate?"
"Andropov himself could not tell the difference. Now we must discuss payment, of course."
"Of course, old friend."
"Podbelskogo station, 4 P.M. Oh, and Arkadiy? Welcome to the KGB."
For those who would like to join K-G-B, I can get you in touch with Dimitri, for a price. I hear that having KGB identification, legitimate or not, will come in handy at the Soviet Party at this upcoming Further Confusion, 2011.
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