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...then these are more things I would draw!
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If I were an artist...III
Escaping Winter
Sunny solution
Avereth, being a hyena isn't the biggest fan of cold weather. He'd rather all the chilly parts between where there's actually snow could just be skipped. Then he gets a chance to move to Texas and it's sunshine and happy days!
How to Drop the Soap
Messing up is a pain in the butt!
It seems that these days no one knows the proper etiquette for what to do if you drop the soap in a public showering location. As we all know, it's been done the wrong way so often that it's believe that dropping the soap immediately sentences you to gang assrape and that there's nothing you can do but take it like in the butt like a man. In this comic Avereth shows you the proper methods to get the soap back off the floor without exposing your rear to probing dicks. Remember: if you don't use your knees to lift, you'll get a bad back and be raped!
Revenge of the Thirty Foot Meerkat
Karmakat?
Avereth has spent a lot of his life eating meerkats. They're not the most filling things, but they're quick to get down and wriggle around very nicely. Avereth probably eats more pounds in meerkats than in gazelle! He also enjoys it entirely too much. It has been going on so long a meerkat demigod finally gets fed up and manifests into the world to confront him. There's much awkward irony and dialogue as the giant meerkat devours the hyena in a manner all too similar to how the hyena himself went about it with meerkats.
Mesmerizing Meerkat
Mental Menace!
The meerkats decide to try this new thing they heard of called hypnosis. The next time Avereth tries to get them one uses an old stopwatch to try to mesmerize him. It doesn't seem to work because he's not paying attention to that one, but the one he was going for has been entranced by the watch and is rocking back and forth in time with it. This somehow entrances Avereth and he finally falls over onto the ground passed out. The meerkats hiding in the mound emerge with a plan to celebrate. They won't be having bugs and lizards for dinner tonight...
I Would So Wear That...
Seriously!
http://images2.cpcache.com/product/.....t:429,r:7,s:0" rel="nofollow ugc noreferrer noopener">Look at this image first
Starring:
Mitchkenzo
Avereth is talking about a game to Mitch when he is given the idea to actually go look to see if the shirts the main character wears are online. When the hyena looks and actually find them, he is amazed so much he stands up glowing and somehow rips off his shirt and is wearing the one in the browser.
...To the Airport!
Free Cavity Searches
Avereth finds it funny to wear the shirt to the airport and can't stop giggling, but security pulls him aside and decides to give him a thorough search. A huge guard can be seen giving him a cavity search while the hyena wears a frown so big the edges go off the side of his face and his eyes look like they're getting bloodshot and about to pop out. The guard keeps pulling out things he finds, and an assortment of bones, cans, anchors, bottles, and other random objects pile up. In a final panel the guard is confused after reaching really deep and holding a derpy faced meerkat that he found in his search.
Bonus scene: The meerkat exclaims 'YOU SAVED ME!' and the guard says 'Sorry, you know the laws about prey, it's out of my hands' and shoves the screaming meerkat back deep all the way in. Avereth is pretty much passed out at this point but manages to make a final tortured face.
72 HOURS REMAINING
The 3 words you don't want to ever hear
Starring: MitchKenzo
Avereth is in the process of getting ready to move when Mitch calls to tell him he has 72 HOURS REMAINING. After a cheerful 'Bye!' from the lion Avereth hangs up and has a premonition of himself running on a dark background with flames rushing up behind him not unlike in a certain Nintendo game. The hyena dreadfully looks out the window and sees the moon has a face(Mr Popo's face for lulz?) and is staring back at him. Ave flings himself against the wall so the moon can't see him and ponders the options he now has. On one hand, maybe the moon will just crash here and he'll be fine if he leaves for Texas. On the other, he's not sure he wants to go dungeon crawling to find giants to stop it.
He decides to ask the moon if it's going to crash where he is now and it tells him it's supposed to just home in on him. With this development Avereth gets pissed and decides to make things personal. The hyena builds a rocket and flies to the moon to start punching it in the face and poking it in the eyes. The moon, being only a face, has no way to stop this. He does this until the moon's face turns totally dark and it hides by turning around. On the drive to Texas the moon can be seen in the sky as a giant ass.
Too Much Touching
It's Super Effective!
Starring: A couple people I know well enough to know how they or one of their characters would act!
In this comic Avereth's one super weakness is exploited by lots of hands as the hyena's worst nightmare is forced upon him and people keep touching and petting him from all sides. He's paralyzed by this treatment in shock until he suddenly wakes up. His relief lasts only a moment when he notices he's not alone in his bed.
Mitch the lion is currently rubbing on his belly along with Dorenrab in feral form, except Dorenrab is using his very long tongue. Bannor the otter is half concealed under the covers half covering the hyena on the end of the bed, and one can only guess what he's doing to Ave's lower half under there. Shade the vampire bat is latched onto one of his arms poking his teeth against the hyena's skin. Jeremy the meerkat is also poking him on the nose. Ben the machoke is tickling one of Ave's feet.
Avereth is making a D: face at all of this and suddenly wakes up a second time. This time nothing appears to be in the room and he sighs in relief and goes back to sleep saying something about 'Nothing worse than that dream could possibly happen'. Four sets of purple eyes open beside the bed and a four armed creature's outline appears in the darkness...
What Do You Collect?
Skeletons in the closet
In this comic Ave goes around showing what he collects...rocks and gems...cacti and succulents...lots of games...and in the closet here the leftover bones and skulls from people he's swallowed and digested alive! Now that you know, he's only got one place to put you...
I Like Tentacles Inside Me
Everyone's doing it!
There's been so many furries letting themselves get impaled by tentacles that the tentacle population is exploding. Inevitably Ave finds himself ensnared by numerous tentacles, but as soon as it sticks one in his mouth he bites the end off and swallows it...and then the next, and the next, and pretty soon it's trying to get away and he gets the main body and gulps that down too! The hyena can't help but groan at the feel of so many pounds of individually squirming bits and pieces of tentacle massaging his stomach and decides he's going to have to do tentacles more often from now on.
Avertaur
Now even more expensive to feed!
In this comic Avereth has been turned into a taur merely for the word pun it allows. He's also blue patterned in a way quite similar to the alien race of a certain movie, making the name pun even worse. His new size requires quite a bit more meat for his feral belly so he eats the narrator..wait WHAT?! HOLD ON Ave DON'T-
His Shirt Is Off
It must be a trap
Starring: Mitchkenzo
Ave is going around with his open vest on again, and poor horny furries keep following him into secluded places and taking off their clothes only to find they're rammed headfirst into hyena belly. Mitch knows all about how this works but chooses to take the bait anyway. Predictably retarded dialogue follows.
Taured and Feathered
This will come back to haunt you
All the townsfolk are sick and tired of all the noise Avereth is always making in his tower with his experiments, so they do what any reasonable townsfolk would do and get the pitchforks and torches and storm the place. Avereth is predictably unprepared for this and is promptly dragged outside. It is decided his punishment is to have to drink his potions so they cram a funnel into his throat and pour all of his potions inside and leave him in one of those head and arm locking wooden things backwards since he's too bloated to go in the normal way.
Ave's unable to sleep because his belly feels funny and has been making ominous noises and giving him glowing gassed burps, and in the middle of the night he starts...changing. In a brief amount of time he's broken out of the device holding him as he gradually changes into a tauric hyena...with feathers. The development pleases Avereth until he notices the feathers, upon which he goes berserk and starts destroying the town and eating people.
Bonus panel: Avereth coughs up a mutated meerkat that also starts eating people and destroying the town, until Avereth later eats it again.
Words of Wisdom
Inside every fat hyena is a skinny man trying to get out
A simple poster type thing with a new spin on an old phrase, probably showing a bulging bellied Avereth in his homeland of Africa with a skinny tribesman wiggling around inside of him!
If I were an artist...
If I were an artist...II
If I were an artist...III
Escaping Winter
Sunny solution
Avereth, being a hyena isn't the biggest fan of cold weather. He'd rather all the chilly parts between where there's actually snow could just be skipped. Then he gets a chance to move to Texas and it's sunshine and happy days!
How to Drop the Soap
Messing up is a pain in the butt!
It seems that these days no one knows the proper etiquette for what to do if you drop the soap in a public showering location. As we all know, it's been done the wrong way so often that it's believe that dropping the soap immediately sentences you to gang assrape and that there's nothing you can do but take it like in the butt like a man. In this comic Avereth shows you the proper methods to get the soap back off the floor without exposing your rear to probing dicks. Remember: if you don't use your knees to lift, you'll get a bad back and be raped!
Revenge of the Thirty Foot Meerkat
Karmakat?
Avereth has spent a lot of his life eating meerkats. They're not the most filling things, but they're quick to get down and wriggle around very nicely. Avereth probably eats more pounds in meerkats than in gazelle! He also enjoys it entirely too much. It has been going on so long a meerkat demigod finally gets fed up and manifests into the world to confront him. There's much awkward irony and dialogue as the giant meerkat devours the hyena in a manner all too similar to how the hyena himself went about it with meerkats.
Mesmerizing Meerkat
Mental Menace!
The meerkats decide to try this new thing they heard of called hypnosis. The next time Avereth tries to get them one uses an old stopwatch to try to mesmerize him. It doesn't seem to work because he's not paying attention to that one, but the one he was going for has been entranced by the watch and is rocking back and forth in time with it. This somehow entrances Avereth and he finally falls over onto the ground passed out. The meerkats hiding in the mound emerge with a plan to celebrate. They won't be having bugs and lizards for dinner tonight...
I Would So Wear That...
Seriously!
http://images2.cpcache.com/product/.....t:429,r:7,s:0" rel="nofollow ugc noreferrer noopener">Look at this image first
Starring:
MitchkenzoAvereth is talking about a game to Mitch when he is given the idea to actually go look to see if the shirts the main character wears are online. When the hyena looks and actually find them, he is amazed so much he stands up glowing and somehow rips off his shirt and is wearing the one in the browser.
...To the Airport!
Free Cavity Searches
Avereth finds it funny to wear the shirt to the airport and can't stop giggling, but security pulls him aside and decides to give him a thorough search. A huge guard can be seen giving him a cavity search while the hyena wears a frown so big the edges go off the side of his face and his eyes look like they're getting bloodshot and about to pop out. The guard keeps pulling out things he finds, and an assortment of bones, cans, anchors, bottles, and other random objects pile up. In a final panel the guard is confused after reaching really deep and holding a derpy faced meerkat that he found in his search.
Bonus scene: The meerkat exclaims 'YOU SAVED ME!' and the guard says 'Sorry, you know the laws about prey, it's out of my hands' and shoves the screaming meerkat back deep all the way in. Avereth is pretty much passed out at this point but manages to make a final tortured face.
72 HOURS REMAINING
The 3 words you don't want to ever hear
Starring:
MitchKenzoAvereth is in the process of getting ready to move when Mitch calls to tell him he has 72 HOURS REMAINING. After a cheerful 'Bye!' from the lion Avereth hangs up and has a premonition of himself running on a dark background with flames rushing up behind him not unlike in a certain Nintendo game. The hyena dreadfully looks out the window and sees the moon has a face(Mr Popo's face for lulz?) and is staring back at him. Ave flings himself against the wall so the moon can't see him and ponders the options he now has. On one hand, maybe the moon will just crash here and he'll be fine if he leaves for Texas. On the other, he's not sure he wants to go dungeon crawling to find giants to stop it.
He decides to ask the moon if it's going to crash where he is now and it tells him it's supposed to just home in on him. With this development Avereth gets pissed and decides to make things personal. The hyena builds a rocket and flies to the moon to start punching it in the face and poking it in the eyes. The moon, being only a face, has no way to stop this. He does this until the moon's face turns totally dark and it hides by turning around. On the drive to Texas the moon can be seen in the sky as a giant ass.
Too Much Touching
It's Super Effective!
Starring: A couple people I know well enough to know how they or one of their characters would act!
In this comic Avereth's one super weakness is exploited by lots of hands as the hyena's worst nightmare is forced upon him and people keep touching and petting him from all sides. He's paralyzed by this treatment in shock until he suddenly wakes up. His relief lasts only a moment when he notices he's not alone in his bed.
Mitch the lion is currently rubbing on his belly along with Dorenrab in feral form, except Dorenrab is using his very long tongue. Bannor the otter is half concealed under the covers half covering the hyena on the end of the bed, and one can only guess what he's doing to Ave's lower half under there. Shade the vampire bat is latched onto one of his arms poking his teeth against the hyena's skin. Jeremy the meerkat is also poking him on the nose. Ben the machoke is tickling one of Ave's feet.
Avereth is making a D: face at all of this and suddenly wakes up a second time. This time nothing appears to be in the room and he sighs in relief and goes back to sleep saying something about 'Nothing worse than that dream could possibly happen'. Four sets of purple eyes open beside the bed and a four armed creature's outline appears in the darkness...
What Do You Collect?
Skeletons in the closet
In this comic Ave goes around showing what he collects...rocks and gems...cacti and succulents...lots of games...and in the closet here the leftover bones and skulls from people he's swallowed and digested alive! Now that you know, he's only got one place to put you...
I Like Tentacles Inside Me
Everyone's doing it!
There's been so many furries letting themselves get impaled by tentacles that the tentacle population is exploding. Inevitably Ave finds himself ensnared by numerous tentacles, but as soon as it sticks one in his mouth he bites the end off and swallows it...and then the next, and the next, and pretty soon it's trying to get away and he gets the main body and gulps that down too! The hyena can't help but groan at the feel of so many pounds of individually squirming bits and pieces of tentacle massaging his stomach and decides he's going to have to do tentacles more often from now on.
Avertaur
Now even more expensive to feed!
In this comic Avereth has been turned into a taur merely for the word pun it allows. He's also blue patterned in a way quite similar to the alien race of a certain movie, making the name pun even worse. His new size requires quite a bit more meat for his feral belly so he eats the narrator..wait WHAT?! HOLD ON Ave DON'T-
His Shirt Is Off
It must be a trap
Starring:
MitchkenzoAve is going around with his open vest on again, and poor horny furries keep following him into secluded places and taking off their clothes only to find they're rammed headfirst into hyena belly. Mitch knows all about how this works but chooses to take the bait anyway. Predictably retarded dialogue follows.
Taured and Feathered
This will come back to haunt you
All the townsfolk are sick and tired of all the noise Avereth is always making in his tower with his experiments, so they do what any reasonable townsfolk would do and get the pitchforks and torches and storm the place. Avereth is predictably unprepared for this and is promptly dragged outside. It is decided his punishment is to have to drink his potions so they cram a funnel into his throat and pour all of his potions inside and leave him in one of those head and arm locking wooden things backwards since he's too bloated to go in the normal way.
Ave's unable to sleep because his belly feels funny and has been making ominous noises and giving him glowing gassed burps, and in the middle of the night he starts...changing. In a brief amount of time he's broken out of the device holding him as he gradually changes into a tauric hyena...with feathers. The development pleases Avereth until he notices the feathers, upon which he goes berserk and starts destroying the town and eating people.
Bonus panel: Avereth coughs up a mutated meerkat that also starts eating people and destroying the town, until Avereth later eats it again.
Words of Wisdom
Inside every fat hyena is a skinny man trying to get out
A simple poster type thing with a new spin on an old phrase, probably showing a bulging bellied Avereth in his homeland of Africa with a skinny tribesman wiggling around inside of him!
Avetaur had me laughing pretty hard, just at the punniness. hehe :3
It's become a game to me to try to find horrible word puns. :3
Ah sweet WoW addiction... I haven't indulged for 9 or 10 months. :)