This something else that I've seen time and time again- artists that start off with such absolute and undeniable skill and promise who start drawing those super-inflated muscled characters. I won't mention any, but we've all seen them. I get a lot of pictures in my inbox of these über muscled characters from these artists that I used to like because their art was so good that it didn't need anything special like that. Yeah, tastes can change over the course of someone's life, hell I used to like mustard and hate ketchup and now it's the exact opposite. My sister is the reverse of that scenario. So I understand completely that tastes change, in the literal and metaphorical sense, but come ON! The only reason I still watch any of these people is because on the rare occasion, they'll post a picture of someone who can touch their own shoulders without the aide of a VICE holding their arms bent! And these hyper cocks! What the hell is up with those?! Oh, god, that pun was nowhere near intentional. ANYWAY- I like a big penis as much as anyone else who likes to look at a phallus now and again, but Jesus Tapdancing CHRIST! If it's too big to even wrap a hand around, it's just too damned big! I used to work with a guy, let's call him Gay Michael, who was the biggest size queen I have ever known. He told me once of this guy he met at a bar one night, they started dating, after a while they decided to move to the bedroom. Well, this guy that Gay Michael found had a penis as big around as his wrist (a note - Gay Michael was a thick guy. Not overweight, just built. Big arms, legs, neck, etc.). Gay Michael saw what his friend had in his pants and actually had to think about leaving him for a moment because there was no way that that phallus was going anywhere in him. That's a decent way to think in my opinion. Like I said, I enjoy looking at large member as much as anyone, but DAMN! Does it need to have more girth than the legs and stretch up to the characters face?! What the hell does that character expect to do with that thing?!

Well, that character doesn't actually expect anything to happen with it, because he's just pixels. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE MY POINT ANY LESS VALID!!

Also, for the love of FUCK! If you're going to draw these gigantic wads of muscle, at least learn proper proportions! I know it's quite possible, nay, probable for a body builder to look like his head has shrunk a few sizes, but goddamnit, a head is not the size of a goddamned PEA while the body is the size of fucking Everest! Why the fuck did the iPhone want to change Everest to whereat?! Is that even a real word?!

Fuck it, I'm getting some tea and going to bed. I'm too pissed off to write about what's pissing me off anymore.

_{If anyone is actually offended by something I've said, I don't mean to offend anyone in particular, and you shouldn't really take offense anyway, so suck it up.}