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Somebody PLEASE think of the Children?! A Smut Auction
14 years ago
(A repost of the previous journal!)
Usually, I don't do this. In fact, I NEVER do this, unless my own life is going heinously. For example, hunger alone is not enough to make a journal asking for money. Having no heat, also not a valid reason.
The only two reasons I EVER make journals trying to pimp my "causes" are if those causes are children, or pets.
This journal happens to be about the first subject. My friend
shebawolf145 recently had a lot of medical bills piled on top of her. She has a child, so money hardships don't just hit her... They hit her son.
I understand very well how much money you have to sink into medical expenses. I recently had to spend several thousand dollars on a few shots that didn't work, nearly bankrupting myself.
Right now, I'm too broke to help... And I've also got a full work load. (I have lots of pictures to upload later, however, and that should make my workload seem... More manageable. x3 ) But I'm trying to think of an idea that will help... And here's my idea...
I am auctioning off my services. Depending on how high the biddings go, depends on what will be given.
For example, if it gets to five, ten dollars or so... (Which I'm highly suspecting will be the case. XD) You get something in that price zone from my commission list. You'd get to pick what you wanted, of course.
HOWEVER! And here's the big prize... I know I'm setting this high, because this is.... Well, it's odd for me.
If the bids get up to, or past, 50 dollars, you get something special. It may not seem that special, because hell, it's a lot of money... But it's a ONCE in a lifetime opportunity.
You get a picture, of my fursona and your fursona in a sexual situation. That's right. Porn. It will be the FIRST porn picture drawn of my character, ever, and the first porn picture in my gallery at all. Hence the name of the Auction.
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
Get it? Double entendre. It's funny. No?
I'll also throw in a few chibis, etc, depending on how high this goes.
ALRIGHT! Now for some FAQ (Fun Answers and Questions)
~ But Buni... I don't WANT to screw you! But I like your art, and I like your cause. Where do we go from here?
I am happy to change the prize up. Maybe an ultra-special reference sheet, or a tutu? We can think of something.
~ But Buni! I'm a boy/girl/herm/balloon/mop/something else I think you don't want to have sex with. Is that okay?
YES! Let's keep this as light hearted and fun as possible, shall we? You win, I'll draw you whatever smut you want. Within reason. Also, I'm homoflexible, so if this turns up to be girl-on-girl... That works! <3
~ But BUNI! Aren't you in a real life relationship?
Yup. Sure am. And he knows I'm doing this. Jinx giggle at my constant attempts to seduce women, he doesn't mind a picture.
~BUT BUNI!!! You've never DONE porn! Are you some kind of prude?! Are we stepping on your morals, here?
Short answer - BWAHAHAHAHA MORALS. Long answer - No. I love porn! I've just never really tried my hand at DRAWING it.
~ BUT BUUUNNNNIIII! How do we bid?
In this journal, please. Or for private bids, just shoot me an IM!
And that's it.
TLDR: I'm holding an auction for my character's Porn Cherry. It's for a GOOD cause. The money will go to my friend, Sheba.
LET THE BIDDING FOR TUGGY FLOWER BEGIN!
Bidding Ends: January 1st
Current Bid: 140$ (I'm amazed by this!)
OTHER OFFERS!
marmelmm Has offered to throw his beautiful brunette into the frey! If the auction hits 75$ you not only get Buni, but Tali as well! AND a cameo spot in his adorable comic "Couch Kitties"
tansil Has offered to throw in a sketch for the winner! And they are fabulous with a pencil.
Usually, I don't do this. In fact, I NEVER do this, unless my own life is going heinously. For example, hunger alone is not enough to make a journal asking for money. Having no heat, also not a valid reason.
The only two reasons I EVER make journals trying to pimp my "causes" are if those causes are children, or pets.
This journal happens to be about the first subject. My friend
shebawolf145 recently had a lot of medical bills piled on top of her. She has a child, so money hardships don't just hit her... They hit her son. I understand very well how much money you have to sink into medical expenses. I recently had to spend several thousand dollars on a few shots that didn't work, nearly bankrupting myself.
Right now, I'm too broke to help... And I've also got a full work load. (I have lots of pictures to upload later, however, and that should make my workload seem... More manageable. x3 ) But I'm trying to think of an idea that will help... And here's my idea...
I am auctioning off my services. Depending on how high the biddings go, depends on what will be given.
For example, if it gets to five, ten dollars or so... (Which I'm highly suspecting will be the case. XD) You get something in that price zone from my commission list. You'd get to pick what you wanted, of course.
HOWEVER! And here's the big prize... I know I'm setting this high, because this is.... Well, it's odd for me.
If the bids get up to, or past, 50 dollars, you get something special. It may not seem that special, because hell, it's a lot of money... But it's a ONCE in a lifetime opportunity.
You get a picture, of my fursona and your fursona in a sexual situation. That's right. Porn. It will be the FIRST porn picture drawn of my character, ever, and the first porn picture in my gallery at all. Hence the name of the Auction.
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
Get it? Double entendre. It's funny. No?
I'll also throw in a few chibis, etc, depending on how high this goes.
ALRIGHT! Now for some FAQ (Fun Answers and Questions)
~ But Buni... I don't WANT to screw you! But I like your art, and I like your cause. Where do we go from here?
I am happy to change the prize up. Maybe an ultra-special reference sheet, or a tutu? We can think of something.
~ But Buni! I'm a boy/girl/herm/balloon/mop/something else I think you don't want to have sex with. Is that okay?
YES! Let's keep this as light hearted and fun as possible, shall we? You win, I'll draw you whatever smut you want. Within reason. Also, I'm homoflexible, so if this turns up to be girl-on-girl... That works! <3
~ But BUNI! Aren't you in a real life relationship?
Yup. Sure am. And he knows I'm doing this. Jinx giggle at my constant attempts to seduce women, he doesn't mind a picture.
~BUT BUNI!!! You've never DONE porn! Are you some kind of prude?! Are we stepping on your morals, here?
Short answer - BWAHAHAHAHA MORALS. Long answer - No. I love porn! I've just never really tried my hand at DRAWING it.
~ BUT BUUUNNNNIIII! How do we bid?
In this journal, please. Or for private bids, just shoot me an IM!
And that's it.
TLDR: I'm holding an auction for my character's Porn Cherry. It's for a GOOD cause. The money will go to my friend, Sheba.
LET THE BIDDING FOR TUGGY FLOWER BEGIN!
Bidding Ends: January 1st
Current Bid: 140$ (I'm amazed by this!)
OTHER OFFERS!
marmelmm Has offered to throw his beautiful brunette into the frey! If the auction hits 75$ you not only get Buni, but Tali as well! AND a cameo spot in his adorable comic "Couch Kitties"
tansil Has offered to throw in a sketch for the winner! And they are fabulous with a pencil.
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