laharl999999: Are you here?
12-String: Maybe
12-String: Got a lot o friends on now. They will mob me if I am visible.
12-String: What's up?
12-String: You there?
laharl999999: Yeah.
12-String: Hey your troll was reading your journal. he shouted ma page.
laharl999999: I was touching up on a dialogue story I started this afternoon. It concerns Chanda and a man who is a "reptilian devil" - who resides in Hell - that she once loved, and loves even moreso here given the nature of their conversation. It's very personal, and very emotional...
laharl999999: 12...^^
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12-String: What?
12-String: Are you sure?
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12-String: Oh cool can I fuck with him?
laharl999999: YES! That's what he WANTS!
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laharl999999: Get vulgar...
laharl999999: Yeah! XD
laharl999999: Or...
laharl999999: Here, read this:
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12-String: Aww you probably shouldn't have told me.
laharl999999: Well I responded with this:
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12-String: Aww that is awesome
12-String: You shoulda let me be in the dark a bit to see if I could pick up that it's him.
laharl999999: Well he doesn't know that I told you!
12-String: I didn't know who he was but I knew he knew you. It didn't make sense for someone with a new account to just start on you so randomly.
laharl999999: XD
12-String: I figured it was someone you blocked.
laharl999999: I'm resisting the urge to post up a mean shout on his page... XD
laharl999999: I wanna say: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
laharl999999: XDDDD
12-String: I'll shout back at him but I might turn it slutty rather then mean. Make him think I'm a true whore
laharl999999:
laharl999999: DOO EET!^^
12-String: I started normal enough but I will slowly seduce him.
laharl999999: I saw it just now. XD
laharl999999: Why do I have an urge to post THIS up on his page? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJsNDVeqXG4
Watch With Me
laharl999999: Like "WE H8 JOUUU!!!!"
12-String: heheh
12-String: Now I wonder if I woulda recognized him.
12-String: I did notice that he shouted your journal at the same time the troll shouted me but I didn't make the connection.
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laharl999999: I wanna make one that hates EVERYBO--??? Oh...wait...
laharl999999: Banbait, ( ._.)
12-String: Hmm, you are the angelic kitty and fuzz is the drogonic kitty. Fuzz Guzz, hmmmmmmm
laharl999999: XDDD
laharl999999:
12-String: That would be awsome
laharl999999: Really! <333
12-String: If you and fuzz were the same this whole time
laharl999999: ???
laharl999999: Nah...
laharl999999: There's too many contradictions.
12-String: imma make an alt account muzzlenuzzle
laharl999999: XD
laharl999999: Wanna see the dialogue I have so far for that story between Chanda and her demonic lover?
12-String: of course
laharl999999: ???: Is he...resting?

Chanda: No.

???: Then I'll have to wait.

Chanda: ...You're obsessed.

???: And this, coming from you?

Chanda: You can't rush it. And you already know that. You have to wait, and nothing can change that.

???: And that is true. But still...

Chanda: What?

???: If he...could understand us, do you think he would approve?

Chanda: That is not the kind of thinking he stays preoccupied in thought with--

???: And how would you know?

Chanda: ...You're assuming far too much for just where he still is in his life right now.

???: Do you not think that he is suspicious of us?

Chanda: ...

???: You shouldn't underestimate the true depth of his thoughts, Chanda...

laharl999999: Chanda: *flatly* It's highly unlikely. And you're pursuing this empty assumption--

???: --in vain.

Chanda: I didn't say that.

???: But you would've...in your own way.

Chanda: I'm not trying to destroy our hopes...

???: Our?

Chanda: But I am all he has right now...

???: Chanda...

Chanda: I am the only wall standing between him and destruction.

???: But in his dreams, I can still--

Chanda: Stop.

???: Hm?

Chanda: Let me finish.

???: ...

laharl999999: Chanda: His youthful innocence belies The Father's work in him. He doesn't see much reason to venture beyond this town, let alone beyond me. There are limitless dangers in this world that want for nothing BUT him. Therefore, he must be strong. He must understand what is in his power to do to protect himself. But honestly...I don't see how his situational turmoil is any different here with me than how it would be were he there with yo-- *she pauses, seeming afraid to continue her words*

???: He is not our food, Passion.

Chanda: ...?! You INSOLENT!!!

laharl999999: ???: You have misinterpreted me.

Chanda: HOW?!

???: I did not mean you and I.

Chanda: Then WHAT DID YOU--

???: Please lower your voice. You're shouting.

Chanda: Tch!

???: Your voice. It's killing me. And it's attracting the jackels...

Chanda: You empty poet of a--

???: They're trying to claw their way in, Chanda...

Chanda: You mean you were alone earlier?

???: I am never alone here...

Chanda: Try to watch your tongue next time.

???: Why are you being so cruel to me?

Chanda: ...

laharl999999: ???: I have only this meager blessing...that mayhaps I am only seen as a supposed form of fleeting entertainment for Asmodeus. Beyond that, only the tormented screams of Mother Creation's rejected cradle me as I try to rest, barely maintaining the composure of this...pleasant fascade I reside in. I have nothing but you...and yet, I am nothing but His. So please understand me when I tell you that in this endless misery I am confined to, I can think of nothing more pleasant to do other than to... *his already naturally demonic tone of voice had then lowered greatly after a brief bout of hyperventilation, purring forth in multiple voices in the deepest fluttering trill of avian-like resemblance* ACCEEEPT NIGEL WITHIN MY ESSENCE, AND SWALLOW HIM DEEPER...

laharl999999: Chanda: ...I want...to touch you...

???: *his voice remained unchanged, yet softened* I want to hold you again...

Chanda: If only in a day's eternity, I would feel your hands...

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laharl999999: (end, for now)
12-String: interesting
12-String: No name for the male character?
laharl999999: He is the same character I mentioned in another concept. I haven't decided a name yet, but I know what happens when Nigel meets him...in Hell.
laharl999999: Here:
laharl999999: I didn't make any character reactions in that other concept, but I typed up the general flow of the scene.
laharl999999: {Nigel enters some manner of building that seems to be normal enough to warrent the decision he made to enter it. He confronts this particular devil, yet he doesn't at all know WHAT to call it, thinking it to be just a VERY LARGE slith}


Nigel: *he is too terrified to even speak, observing his surroundings that look unnaturally welcoming given that he is in Hell*


[must narrate this devil's appearance]


Reptilian Devil: *he is reading something quietly, his ruby red eyes seeming to closely examine each and every word on its pages*



laharl999999: Nigel: *he backs away from all of this, opening "what was the front door" in trying to escape this place. But [must convey this part better] upon hearing blood-curdling sounds no one should ever be so very SURROUNDED by, let alone upon seeing some manner of horrid creature begin to approach him with terrifying celerity, he tries to press the door shut, only to see an utterly grotesque hand almost INSTANTANEOUSLY slip behind the door where he was. He fell back on WHAT WAS NOT PREVIOUSLY a wooden floor, feeling as though his heart stopped at the brutal realization that he found himself paralyzed by. "Die" came first in utterly vague immediacy, followed by "dead" in only a tenth of a second's time.
laharl999999: These words tormented him in an endless loophole of understandable logic, causing the impulses of his body to motion him both away from that hand, but also in every direction concievable. Lost to maddening instinct, the very image of his being became likened to that of nothing more than a miserably chaotic compilation of uncertainty. Nothing in his reaction made any coherent sense. In this moment, he was like nothing more than a crawling thing of the soil that, in the mixed emotions of the agony of its pain, could do no more than writhe unwillingly in the assurance of its coming death.

laharl999999: The hand slowly pulled the door shut...






...leaving but a crack in its opening, which was more than enough to allow those ear-deafening screams to enter this odd home.


The large reptilian didn't seem to care...

laharl999999: [convey a conversation - that takes a considerable while to get to - between Nigel and the Reptilian Devil, where after a while of ignoring Nigel, he slightly, slowly turns his eyes from his book to stare at him, simply staring at him and breathing slowly, which, upon Nigel's vague realization that this is even TRANSPIRING (because he initially couldn't tell if whether or not what were the pupils of the devil's eyes were even directed towards him at all, which nearly stopped his heart upon realization...because his sense of assurance of safety had been building slowly as if this person was NOT an enemy. He was ignorant to the devil's anatomy, and nearly died - in a LITERAL sense - upon these terrifying realizations...) terrifies Nigel to no end.
laharl999999: Eventually, the large reptilian Devil returns to his eyes to his book. Nothing outside of his staring and Nigel's fear had occured...for but only a small ammount of time before Nigel began to feel extreme sensations all over his body that were so overwhelmingly PEACEFUL, he couldn't even stand up straight. He collapses onto the floor, seeming to have fallen into a deeply satisfying sleep.

laharl999999: The Reptilian Devil continues to read his book. A moment later, [convey that a random, beautiful demon enters his home, skittering across the floor past Nigel and to the devil's right foot, crawling up his body in purposely making its way through the enclosure of his huge thighs, up his belly and chest, and to his book's two open pages. When he had crawled within the Reptilian Devil's crotch, it made the devil close his eyes slightly, purring his deeply sensual draconic purr. The small demon then had crawled up his right arm and to his shoulder, whispering something to him.


Reptilian Devil: Of course. *his voice fluttered in his response to the much smaller demon*



laharl999999: [I want to convey that this "lizardous devil" is of a highly sensual nature that sees to it that he ends up molesting Nigel in very peaceable, "considerate" ways. But somehow, I want

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[lost my train of inspiration, lol]


Author's notes:


I want to convey a conversation between this devil and Nigel, where the devil speaks to him in judgemental allusions regarding Katherine - whom he refers to as "quite a convenient catch" among women - and why Nigel would care for her over caring for a woman of what he believes would be "a more befitting young lady."


I want the conversation to be very intertwining, and I want it to lead up to something terrifying... =^_^=
laharl999999: (end of note)
12-String: You can do it. Can't wait to see this one done.
laharl999999: Yeah. I keep thinking back to the ideas I have for this one...but the thing is, whenever I do, I think about another scene I want to make. It concerns a religious gathering kind of moment, and I think I want Chanda's role in this scene to be something very important. The allure in this new scene - in my still vague perception of it - is something of a soothing kind. The people in this gathering are there to worship ENIGMA, which entails a few "slightly unsound" things. However, I want this to be a calming scene. I want to imply that there is a moment where Chanda interacts with a beautiful, physically manifested creature that is demonic in origin, and that what is done is very lovely and passionate. I want to convey that, in this strange worship, many people begin to feel very peaceful...
laharl999999: Another thing is, I want to imply that whoever Chanda looks at begins to gradually feel more and more physically soothed (tingly and cozy), which is a feeling that would heighten even more if someone looked DIRECTLY into her eyes. I want to convey that her eyes can have an unusually glow-ish look about them that startles some people...before they look into them, that is...
12-String: cool
laharl999999: I have this vague idea for a sort of "introduction to her" where she is doing something only a woman of her size can do, and someone tries to get her attention, and then she slowly stops what she was doing to rise up from how she was situated and slowly turn around, looking down at the people (who would be humans) with a look on her face that frightens them. But the thing would be that she wasn't exactly in a BAD mood per se, but simply that that's how her face had looked at the time. I want to convey that she has a nice sense of humor (even being the mature woman that she is), and that it can range from silly to even "dark" (like "morbidly implying"). That's what I tried to imply in that WIP about her where the guy tries to reach up and feel the fur tuft between her breasts, but...
laharl999999: ...she softly grabs his hands and places them back into his own lap, and then stares into his eyes - her head RIGHT UP ON HIM - while explaining something to him that sounds funny, while twisting her head around a little, gawking into his eyes. It's like she's telling him what he can't have...in an explanatory way that's in another language, and that sounded silly. XD
12-String: hehe yup I got that
laharl999999: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4698068/
laharl999999: He had motioned his right hand upwards but only slightly, desperately wanting to explore that tuft of plentiful chest fur between her supple breasts that he could not stop thinking about. But he refrained from doing so as he then noticed how she seemed to observe his every reaction to her affections. Her jewel-like amber eyes then began to gawk open at his eyes, her voice and unique linguistics then taking on what seemed to be an almost explanatory sillyness as her tongue - that he also could not help but watch - flitted about, situated at the front of her mouth. She stared deep into his eyes, having noticed the subtle movement of his hand, which caused her to take hold of it - in the warmth of her left palm - and place it upon his left hand in his lap.
laharl999999: She began to slightly shake her head clockwise and counter-clockwise, her voice beginning to repeat certain patterns as she brought her face so close to his that she ended up nuzzling her nose against his mouth. Her eyes were magnificent to his soul, his heart rate erratic as this lovely woman... - "this wonderful creature," he thought - had brought her face so very close to his smaller, featureless face, her mouth breathing upon his neck with the light puffs of every lyrical word spoken that included a "P" sound.

laharl999999: I wanted that to be cute. :3
laharl999999: And that guy...
laharl999999: He's like "I know this is wrong" but "Good GOD she is so sexy...<333" at the same time. XD
laharl999999: He still wanted so badly to caress that lovely, sometimes humorous face of hers, reaching up towards her face once again, albeit with a multitude of countering thoughts that threatened to ruin what was merely "piqued interest" in his mind. But nonetheless, he brought a hand to her muzzle, his thoughts then becoming very, very erratic as he had slipped his fingers past her muzzle and upon her sharp, feline teeth.


12-String: hehehe
laharl999999: "albeit with a multitude of countering thoughts that threatened to ruin what was merely "piqued interest" in his mind."
laharl999999: XD
laharl999999: And I wonder...
laharl999999: Did you understand this part:
12-String: ?
laharl999999: Admirer: Oh Dear Heaven... *he spoke in his growing fear* What...what wrong have I--

Chanda: Heaven can wait. *she snapped* As for now, I assume you'd like me to do something about your pain...

Admirer: My...my pain??? --AGHCK!!! *as he fell over in agony*

Chanda: Wavering fool.

Admirer: What...what did you...

Chanda: It never begins from your own account, does it? Common, and annoying to no visible end.


laharl999999: Admirer: I will-AAH! DX... *as he rolled over on his side, his groin in pain*
laharl999999: Basically...^^
laharl999999: ...he spent so much time being horny and so much time having his penis ROCK HARD - and never masturbating himself - for TOO LONG. And then his groin started to hurt.
12-String: ooooh
laharl999999: "If an erection lasts for more than [insert time]..."
laharl999999: That sort of thing.
laharl999999: She KNEW he thought she was hot.
laharl999999: And she had fun never messing with his penis.
laharl999999: Er...
laharl999999: Chanda had then placed his back upon her large, left palm, sliding her right index and middle fingers in between his clothed crotch, pressing the both of them upon either of his thighs. This caused his long-since stiffened member to throb in a wild yet suppressed manner.
laharl999999: This caused his long-since stiffened member to throb in a wild yet suppressed manner.
laharl999999: long-since stiffened
laharl999999: in a wild yet suppressed manner.
laharl999999: XD
laharl999999: Have you ever had a boner for too long?^^
12-String: Nope I always take care of mine.
laharl999999: XD
laharl999999: Well...
laharl999999: ...I have. >.>
laharl999999: And THAT PAIN happened to ME! @_@
12-String: Not if I was with you babay, I'd suckle the pain away
laharl999999: Ohh GAWD......<333
laharl999999: I'm too conservational.
laharl999999: I just wanted to "feel nice forever..."
laharl999999: And then I felt a pain that isn't even possible to HIDE!
laharl999999: Lucky my dad didn't see me.
laharl999999: Like
laharl999999: "Jordan, what is WRONG with you?!?!"
laharl999999:
laharl999999: "My crotch aches!!!" DX
laharl999999: *twist* *turn*
laharl999999: XDDD
12-String: murrs
laharl999999: I got my inspiration for that scene from that very moment in my life.
laharl999999: Chanda: Heaven can wait. *she snapped* As for now, I assume you'd like me to do something about your pain...

Admirer: My...my pain??? --AGHCK!!! *as he fell over in agony*


12-String: Longest I ever had one was about an hour and 15 min
laharl999999: Wow...
laharl999999: jeje
laharl999999: hehe
laharl999999: XD
laharl999999: Admirer: My...my pain??? *BAM!!!* --AGHCK!!! *as he fell over in agony*
laharl999999:
laharl999999: *BAM!!!*
laharl999999: XD
laharl999999: "It feels sooo goood..." *BING!* OH FUCK!!! DX
laharl999999:
12-String: hehehe
12-String: I think i'm gonna seduce your next real troll
laharl999999: XD
laharl999999: I have this other story idea in mind...
laharl999999: More narration this time
12-String: *listens*
laharl999999: It's about Insatiable.
laharl999999: His Origin story.
laharl999999: (or "storieS"^^)
laharl999999: (plural)
laharl999999: In the idea, I've been thinking about implying how he becomes angelic (and "darkly," of course). I don't have TOO many "big details" in mind, but one thing that KEEPS ON crossing my mind is this:
laharl999999: So at one point, (he was only a little boy)...
laharl999999: ...he finds that he exists with a much larger, much more powerful body that is full of feelings he isn't used to feeling at all.
laharl999999: It's like...
laharl999999: He can still feel his "old heart" from his human body beating in this new body
laharl999999: but
laharl999999: ...he leans over (as "what he is") and puts a large, monsterous hand to his chest where his heart is.
laharl999999: His heart doesn't "HURT" per se...
laharl999999: ...but he feels that "something else" in his body is pumping so very much blood into that heart that he can't handle the strain.
laharl999999: And then, while he's huffing and puffing in deep, monsterous breaths...
laharl999999: ...his heart explodes, INSIDE his chest. But he doesn't actually "die." He just begins to feel really, REALLY sleepy. And then he falls asleep...for a really long time...
laharl999999: And I've thought to imply that different things happen to his body over time, while he is sleeping.
laharl999999: But I don't know what yet.
laharl999999: And I want to imply that he wakes up at some point that is still in very ancient, very old times (which is what the boy lived in. Really primitive times).
laharl999999: Then there's the task of characterization.
laharl999999: And another can-of-worms is, Loathesome's Origin story.
laharl999999: I don't have "events" in mind so much as I have idead for "the nature of the events."
laharl999999: Since she is insane, I want to imply that she was someone with a weak mind.
laharl999999: See...
12-String: Loathsome is ma fav
laharl999999: She and Insatiable have a really affectionate bond together (just like Blessed and Cursed). They're like "a lady and her dog."^^
laharl999999: So I want their stories to cross over with one another.
laharl999999: In her story, I want to imply that things "out of her control" happen.
laharl999999: I want to convey that she's a nice if not needlessly bossy (but in loving ways) person.
laharl999999: And that she was accompanied by many people.
laharl999999: See......
laharl999999: I don't have "events" in mind yet, but what I'm doing is "setting a stage" where she has a really nice and peaceful life.
laharl999999: But things turn to ruin, and loves ones die (somehow)
laharl999999: And she tries to persevere, but even more of the good things in her life are taken away from her.
laharl999999: One thing:
laharl999999: I want her to be the kind of person who assumes things that aren't happening. Like for example, somebody says something to her. She asks what was said. Or, someone never even references her, and she buts in only to have made a mistake in thinking someone was talking about HER.
laharl999999: The "big reasons for going crazy" are one thing. But it takes more than that to create a believable "pathology" that she develops and mentally deteriorates into when things look like hell...
laharl999999: Like, she begins to ASSUME the worst, and prepare for it like it's friggin' Armageddon (but with good reason).
laharl999999: Lots of doubt.
laharl999999: But support from loved ones who "just get taken away" from her in horrible ways that she never finds answers for.
laharl999999: Lots of "Whys" that never get answered.
laharl999999: Developing Manic Depressive symptoms...
12-String: Aww
laharl999999: ...but perserverance in it all.
laharl999999: ...only to come to more heartache.
laharl999999: Then
laharl999999: somehow (XD)
laharl999999: she meets Insatiable.
laharl999999: And somehow they begin to rely on one another.
laharl999999: I still need to explain how she becomes an angel.
laharl999999: And a "lost angel" at that.
laharl999999: That would be "a bad one."
laharl999999: Her and Insatiable are that.
laharl999999: Cursed could be thought of as that, but his story is much, much deeper...
laharl999999: Look here:
laharl999999: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4797209/
laharl999999: Nigel: What happened to your son? Where is he now?

The Cursed: He is with me......and yet...I have not seen his face once.

Nigel: But that doesn't even make sense. How can you have--

The Cursed: They are so very beautiful in their infancy. Beautiful, and very sweet...

Nigel: ...

The Cursed: But she did not give him to me willingly...

Nigel: ???

The Cursed: Her, or the mortal world. There was choice, yes. But without a haven in which to love her, for me, there was no choice.


laharl999999: With him...I want to imply that he's not exactly "HATEFUL" of people, but that he was often so consumed with thought that his priorities were usually out of wack.
laharl999999: Like, in what I showed you that I wrote, where he inadvertedly kills his wife (because he was an angel when she was only mortal)
laharl999999: He's angry about something else that pertains to deities, and really pissed. So he doesn't think straight, and ends up killing the one person who meant the very, VERY most to him in life.
12-String: awww
laharl999999: He can't stop thinking about her, even years after she died.
laharl999999: And he tries to re-live his love of her through loving Blessed: I still don't have many ideas for Blessed's origin story, except one notion...
laharl999999: The idea that something happened and "seemed good" for her overall, "but she was naive to things much more pertinant to matters."
laharl999999: Because I'd like to build such a theme around her.
laharl999999: She's like quote "the good egg in a sea of bad eggs." XD
laharl999999: (I think of "Angel" in that way too)
laharl999999: She's too self-imposing (just like a "goody two shoes" XD), and doesn't readily understand "stuff she doesn't focus on."
laharl999999: But there's a place for that in things.
laharl999999: I keep having images in my mind of her actually doing things where she tries to rebel against the other angels, and does things to help Nigel and the other good guys.
laharl999999: I have a thought where she flies away to somewhere, and Nigel is on her back. But the thing is, she's not even mindful of the fact that he's with her, and he tries to hang on as best he can. XD
laharl999999: It's a really pretty thought.
laharl999999: A lot of the time, when I think of Nirvana and Paradox, I think of them as essentially being "two massive obstacles" that everyone has to overcome.
laharl999999: I have thoughts (that are honestly "putting the cart before the horse" in nature, lol) where all the main powerful THEN "semi-mortal" characters (Akira, Katherine, Nigel, Sheryl, Chanda as Passion, Nicholas as Triumph) and the first four angels are poised somewhere where it's like a huge, epic battle is about to unfold. And the other characters who are Akira and Nigel's friends are there too.^^
laharl999999: That's what Dissidia's opening movie does to me.
12-String: hmm
laharl999999: It's like, after a WHOOOLE bunch of stories and events, all the characters who had little problems and squabbles are all together, like "Yaaay, good guys!^^" and all. And then the badguys come on the scene "lookin' all bad-ass like they know it," ( XD ) and it's time for some epic ass kicking! =D
laharl999999: I still need to make more badguys though, lol.
laharl999999: Cause in what I just said...
laharl999999: I've got it in mind where like, characters like Loathesome and Insatiable are fighting on the GOOD side...
laharl999999: Makes me think of Gundam Wing.
laharl999999: Lots of the badguys became good, and helped to do good stuff. =)
12-String: yupyup
laharl999999: I love that short cut on the opening movie of Dissidia where they show the goodguy named "Warrior of Light's" (FF1) face up close. He has this really intense "look of disbelief" in his eyes, 'cause he never closes his eyes, but you notice his right eye flick closed a tiny bit, because he's in that "What on Earth is happening over there?" mindset. It looks really awesome. =3
laharl999999: 'Cause he's like the "lift everybody up" and "get preachy about good stuff" character of the party, more like a leader, so naturally he's not the kind of guy who ever thinks about "evil" deeply, hence the facial expression. :3
laharl999999: Y'know what rocks about that game?
laharl999999: When you collect those "PP" points that unlock little things and buy stuff, you can buy all the story cutscenes. But the COOLEST thing is, you can buy these things that are like "Sound Test" files of all the characters' SPEECHES spoken DURING the cutscenes! =D
12-String: nice
laharl999999: I had fun listening to Cloud's voiceovers. I like the one where he changed a subject in a conversation - that was realistic. He said something about a situation, and then he just breaks off like "--Anyway, where's the kid? He was with you a moment ago, wasn't he?" (He's talkin' about "Onion Knight" from FF3).
laharl999999: Cloud is cool. I don't care what kids say. XP He's got that "I already know what's goin' down" mentality where he doesn't make as huge a deal out of stuff like everybody else, but he ALSO looks into stuff that nobody else thought of...that assures - or enlightens - everybody else.
laharl999999: Like, everybody's talking, but he's just listening. Then he cuts in, and everybody listens because he usually has some wise, "know-what-for" stuff to say. :3
laharl999999: But then when Sephiroth starts talking to him, his speeches are noticably louder and more tense, because "they go WAAAY back," and he HATES Sephiroth. Very personal...^^
laharl999999: Like where he snaps back at him and says "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN'T LET GO!!!"
laharl999999: "Let go of the past."
12-String: Sephiroth was cool
laharl999999: Yeah.
12-String: Makes cloud look like a dork
laharl999999: Yeah. And even in FF7 too, lol. XD
laharl999999: I liked it in the movie where Kadash turned into him, and Cloud was in the air and then Sephiroth was just talking all "casually voiced" in saying "Good to see you..." *delay* "...Cloud." *cue his EEEVIL music* XD
laharl999999: He was smiling.
12-String: yayz
laharl999999: They needed to put the MOVIE VERSION of "One Winged Angel" in the game! That was the one where it had that really kick-ass "continuous" part to the music, that it got to around when they were fighting inside that crumbling, falling building. :0
laharl999999: The voices get really scary, and it sound really awesome.
laharl999999: Love those "AAAUGH" sounds in that singing, lol. XD
laharl999999: ?
12-String has signed back in. (1/25/2011 1:28 AM)

laharl999999: Your connection is messin' up. :0
12-String: yup
laharl999999: Macs...
12-String: *sniffles and clings to you*
laharl999999: Awwee... *snuggle-hugs* ^^
12-String: Hurry send me the video be fore I disconnect
laharl999999: From Dissidia?
laharl999999: The opening?
laharl999999: ?
laharl999999:
laharl999999: What video?
12-String: The jordy throbbing video. HURRY DON'T THINK JUST SEND IT
laharl999999:
laharl999999: I don has such a video... :3
12-String: GET ONE
12-String: Right now!
12-String: *rips off your pants*
laharl999999: Ohh...?
12-String: You get on that bed right now!
laharl999999: Can't.
laharl999999: Oblivion.
12-String: You bastard!
laharl999999: But I didn't kill Kenny?
12-String: *picks you up and throws you on mattress* Now STRIP!!!
laharl999999: Oh WOW... @_@
laharl999999: Plz don raep meee... ;_;
12-String: If you don't wanna be raped you better start enjoying it real fast. *takes off pants and climbs on top of you*
laharl999999: NOOO!!! DX
laharl999999:
12-String: *forces your legs wide open and presses wet nose to the soft fur of your crotch, inhaling your sent* Mmmmmm ma kitty <3
laharl999999: *becomes stiff REALLY FREAKING FAST* @_@ <33333
12-String: *pets down your fur and extends tongue out almost touching your tip and places camera in your hands*
laharl999999: *resolves to film this event so he can view it again and again to his heart's content* ;_; <333
12-String: *Jumps in your seat and plays your oblivion while you record the throbbing*
laharl999999: *loses erection* Uh, AHEM?! :V
laharl999999: V:
laharl999999: :V
laharl999999: :U
laharl999999: U:
laharl999999: *eyeballs you*
12-String:
12-String: I wants ma videoooooo
laharl999999: I don't think I ever showed you a dialogue concept I have that is between Katherine and "Joy."
laharl999999: Wanna se?^^
12-String: the video
laharl999999: Nu. :3
12-String: NOW
laharl999999: LATER
laharl999999: CANDY! =D
12-String: right n--???
12-String: candy?
laharl999999: NOW AND LATER.
laharl999999: XD
laharl999999: "NOW-LATERS." XD
12-String: oh yeah
laharl999999: As they are often called.
laharl999999: SAY "YES."
laharl999999: :3
laharl999999: Wanna see?^^
laharl999999: SAY IT.
laharl999999: =\_/=
12-String: hmm
12-String: ...
laharl999999: Yes. :3
12-String: I wanna
laharl999999: :V
12-String: see...
laharl999999: No.
laharl999999: {
12-String: lol
12-String: *licks along your belly*
laharl999999: READ NOW.
12-String: hehehe okay
12-String: if I have to.
12-String: heheh
12-String: no no I want to
laharl999999: Katherine: STOP!

Joy: Hm?

Katherine: It must be nice to go around doing whatever the hell you wanna do since a good TWO- THIRDS of society is too busy starin' at your back-stabbin' ass everywhere you go, isn't it?

Joy: Pardon?

Katherine: Don't gimme that bullshit. I can see right through you plain as day.

Joy: I'm sorry dear, but--

Katherine: SAVE IT!

Joy: ???

Katherine: You must think I'm pretty dense in the head to have kept this under wraps for as long as I have, don't you? But that's neither here nor there. I know where Sheryl's father is. And it makes me sick to the stomach that you would even DO such a thing!

Joy: ...
laharl999999: Katherine: Personally, I never liked the kook. But if you think you're gonna get away with this without a single string attatched, you've got another thing comin...

Joy: Well aren't YOU the inquisitive little lady! But you would be wise not to burden yourself with more than you can bear, child. You're getting in a little... *as she neared closer, towering over Katherine* ...over your head.

Katherine: I don't give a damn about what you THINK you've got over me, cause bitch, I'll take your sorry ass down to the dirt REGARDLESS.

Joy: You're welcome to try dear.

Katherine: You chose the WRONG people to fuck with, and I'm gonna make sure you NEVER make that mistake again!

[battle scene]
laharl999999: [after some battling]

Joy: You'll have to excuse my lack of effort. I'm trying my best not to break you...

Katherine: SHUT UP!!!

[after some more battling]

Joy: Send her a warning.

[narration where something frighteningly implying happens to Katherine]

Joy: Now look at what you've done. This won't do, no...not at all. I wasn't expecting him to be this further along in his development. Then again, I'd imagine that only a mere fraction of his power could make such a wave in ANY matter. I've CLEARLY underestimated him. Or perhaps I simply underestimate myself...
laharl999999: Katherine: Nghn, dammit! What the HELL?!

Joy: Shhh. *as she then extended her right arm towards Katherine and lowered slowly lowered it, which seemed to bring Katherine's head lower towards the ground* Have you no consideration? The poor thing is already having trouble finding his way around, but now he does it consciously instead of subconsciously. We can't expect that anyone is safe now that he is awake. Be thankful that I am not so very driven by boiling emotions as to wake him to full awareness. It is still very easy for him to find peace in me at this stage, and even moreso due to the love I provide him on a regular basis, even in this very moment.

Katherine: What...the HELL are you talking about?!?!
laharl999999: Joy: (sigh)...Is it really necessary to be so rude in just about every sentence that you speak? I'd have thought that your father would have instilled a much greater level of discipline in you concerning that mouth of yours. Alas, it cannot be expected that all young women have been raised to be compliant with their parents, I suppose.

Katherine: I can't...move...

Joy: On the contrary, you are free to go wherever you'd like, my dear...

Katherine: ?!?!

Joy: Although that privledge seems to still be lost to you. Goodness gracious! I had no idea he was this upset! =(
12-String: I'm not reading it
laharl999999: Katherine: *she tries to stand up straight, but to no avail* When I get my hands on you...

[convey that something horrible happens to Katherine where her legs become broken]

Joy: This is what happens when you don't listen to those much more mature than yourself.

Katherine: What...what did you DO to me?!?!

Joy: Not a thing.

Katherine: I...I don't believe you!!!

Joy: ...I think I should leave you to yourself now. Be thankful that your legs were chosen when your spine was a much more suitable target.

Katherine: Oh God... Mother...
laharl999999: Joy: Consider well what has happened this night, young Katherine. There are some things in this world that even you must obey.

[narration conveying Katherine's pain and anguish, as Joy departs from her]

Katherine: Mother please...



...Please Help Me... ;_;




laharl999999: (end of text)
laharl999999: READ OR DIE.
laharl999999:
12-String: hehe I did
12-String: but it would have been better with a throbbing video
laharl999999: -_-
12-String: I'm sorry I'm just in that mood
laharl999999: My dad is down here...
laharl999999: ???: Hey! What's the scanner say on his "self-imposure level?"
laharl999999: ???: IT'S OVER infinity.
12-String: what?
laharl999999: tl;dr "Bigot has entered the room." -_-
12-String: Oh I get it now
12-String: Ask him to play a game with you
laharl999999: I'm getting chewed out.
laharl999999: His "relevance of logic" IS OFF THE CHARTS!
laharl999999: :V
laharl999999: He is insulting as hell.
laharl999999: He dominates every conversation, making you out to look stupid as hell.
laharl999999: One-sided logic loophole.
laharl999999: You're shit.
laharl999999: He's everything.
laharl999999: You don't know/do squat.
12-String: hmm
12-String: Just play dead
laharl999999: This is coming from someone who owes a king's ransom in student debt, btw. :V
laharl999999: Tax Time is never "fun time" in his life...EVER.
12-String: I can imagine
laharl999999: Everything he says is a prelude to a fight.
laharl999999: ANY "type" of "fight."
12-String: Tell him you love him
12-String: Kill him with kindness
laharl999999: He'd turn THAT into an arguement too.
laharl999999: He left.
laharl999999: And turned the basement light off too.
laharl999999: 12...
laharl999999: Me.
12-String: yes
laharl999999: "Arguing skills."
laharl999999: People say I have "really good arguing skills."
laharl999999: So then...
laharl999999: ...where do they "come from?"
laharl999999: Simple.
12-String: Oh stop that
12-String: not everything is genetic
laharl999999: No 12, I mean I get it from "being the only damn open-minded individual in a room full of drones." :V
laharl999999: It gets ridiculous.
laharl999999: When he thinks he's making a "really huge point..."
laharl999999: He starts repeating words, like if he says "for real," h'll say it twice in a row while bobbing his head up and down for, uh...yeah. >_>
laharl999999: It's laughable.
laharl999999: He hasn't been "for real" ever since before I was born.
laharl999999: A "real" man with a "real" brain that "REALLY WORKED" would've either divorced - or killed - my mom decadec ago. And get this: HE REALIZES THAT! He realizes every single reason why his life is totally failbound, but he never gives much of a damn to discuss those topics any further. Oh but let it be about YOUR setbacks... :V
laharl999999: Funny, right?
12-String: hmm
12-String: poor guy
laharl999999: He'll tell me "where I'm NOT headed in life" that I "need to be headed in," and here he is trying to SERIOUSLY learn how to play an electric guitar, whereas one day, he mentioned something about, quote, "when I learn how to do a song one day." Now you'll probably say "aww leave him alone." I'm SPECULATING. For ONE, making music is for people with ACTUAL VIVACITY OF SOUL who, um...--DON'T buy into the church's "BE AGAINST THE WORLD that you stil have to live in, lol, BECAUSE GOD SAID SO" teachings, which means that you actually have to "GIVE A DAMN" about WANTING to learn an actual SONG! Okay, so, uh... Guitar. Check. Will to Learn. Check.
laharl999999: Um...
laharl999999: Originality?
laharl999999: Creativity?
laharl999999: OPEN-MINDEDNESS and "OPEN-TO-OUTSIDE-OPINION...ness?"
laharl999999: Uncheck. :V
laharl999999: Oh btw...
laharl999999: 65+ years old.
laharl999999: And if you wanna talk about stuff like "a man's right to enjoy life..."
laharl999999: He threw that away before I even knew what "Ravioli" was.
laharl999999: OH! And, um...
laharl999999: He has no peace of soul.
laharl999999: Yesterday...
laharl999999: ...he was washing dishes.
laharl999999: And (Get this "logic")
laharl999999: He was "concerned" about the fact that, uhrrr, "it seemed like most of the large, flat plates were missing."
laharl999999: Now lemme translate that into "Joseph M. Smith" for ya:
laharl999999: "MAN...--SOMEBODY IS LYING HERE!!!" *continues to wash dishes*
laharl999999: ???
laharl999999: Okay......
laharl999999: ...so...
laharl999999: ...then...
laharl999999: ...in a house occupied by a family of five (six with my nephew)...
laharl999999: ...family members...
laharl999999: ...are...
laharl999999: ...actively TRYING...
laharl999999: ...to lie...
laharl999999: ...about...
laharl999999: ...how many large dinner plates they have sitting around in their rooms...
laharl999999: ...for the purpose of.............................................
12-String: hehehe
laharl999999: This logic comes from the same person who once told his sons to "make sure his wife doesn't take his HDTV and GO SELL IT SOMEWHEREZ LOLOLOL.
laharl999999: *does the math...*
laharl999999: A woman...
laharl999999: ...in her late 50s...
laharl999999: ...decides...
laharl999999: ...to take it upon herself...
laharl999999: ...to lift a 32.5" HDTV...
laharl999999: ...and...............
laharl999999: ...by herself (BECAUSE SHE'S THE "CONSPIRATOR," LOL, KEEP LISTENING, IT MAKES SENSE AT THE END) ...
laharl999999: ...er...
laharl999999: ...actually LIFT the damn TV...
laharl999999: ...and...
laharl999999: ...beyond sensible logic...
laharl999999: ...take it to *has fun with it* THE DUDE IN THE BLACK CLOAK FROM RE4 WHO SAYS "WHADDAYA BUYIN?" so she can sell it for lots of GOLD so she can earn enough money to buy THE ROCKET LAUNCHER for the purpose of............
laharl999999: Footnotes:
laharl999999: Woman.
laharl999999: Over age 55.
laharl999999: HEAVY...ASS...TV.
laharl999999: Spiteful action done against husband.
laharl999999: TV lifted WITH SUPER HOOMAN STRENGTHZORZ.
laharl999999: Two big, strong sons not in any way involved in helping to LIFT the TV.
laharl999999: Conspiracy.
laharl999999: ...? OH!
laharl999999: And probably "sexual tension marrital issues."
laharl999999:
laharl999999: But yes, dad...all I ammount to is videogames and food and cluttered basements. THE WORTH STOPS THERE.
laharl999999: :V
laharl999999: Oh, and, er...
laharl999999: ...to interject...
laharl999999: ...PEOPLE ACTUALLY MAKE MONEY OFF OF MAKING VIDEOGAMES?
laharl999999: But since dad no like games, that's a dead issue for career choice.
laharl999999: Thanks for KILLING AN AREA OF ADVANCEMENT FOR ME.
laharl999999: What's left, hmm...
laharl999999: Writing!
laharl999999: Which requires an open mind!
laharl999999: Which GAWD disapproves of!
laharl999999: As well as Christians too!
laharl999999: Which translates into existantial depression!
laharl999999: And Manic Depression.........=D
laharl999999: ...And mental deterioration...!
laharl999999: And suicidal tendacies...
laharl999999: ...and FAIL. :V
BUZZ!!!
12-String: hey
laharl999999: Yeah.
laharl999999: ^^
12-String: You no talk suicide
laharl999999: I never feel suicidal anymore.
12-String: Since you met me
laharl999999: I practically have "everything I ever wanted."
12-String: HEY!!!
12-String: It's me
laharl999999: Hnhn.
laharl999999: I wanna live long enough to see where all the logic people THINK they have ends at...
laharl999999: I wanna see where everyone's tightly held beliefs and "infallible wisdom" stops at.
laharl999999: And I already have a good idea where.
12-String: ?
laharl999999: This isn't a very "spectacular" issue. More or less, people eventually get tired of THEMSELVES, and shit gets unbearably piss-poor. People think "WELL, ONE DAY GAWD IT GONNA TELEPORT ME AND ALL THUH OTHER GOOD PEOPLE TO HEAVEN." Funny.
laharl999999: So like...
laharl999999: ...when all the shit statrs to hit the fan at a breakneck pace...
laharl999999: ...everybody who, um... *actually......goes......and tries to incorporate HOW THEY SAY IT ALL IN CHURCH into his logic.........thus eliminating any and all claims that he is sane* WALKED WITH GOD/DIDN'T WALK IN "THE WORLD'S WAYS"/DIDN'T FOLLOW "THE LUSTS OF THE FLESH" get to live up there in "Coin Heaven" while everybody else gets PWNED by ;wq.fuih;gfu;uq;3uigf;3gfu3;'1fgu and meteors, lol.
laharl999999: >_>...O-KAY! I'm gonna choose to be on the "good guys'" side. Here we go.
laharl999999: *TOTALLY refrains from saying demeaning things about the fandom and all the artists therein*
laharl999999: :V
12-String: What?
12-String: the fandom rocks
laharl999999: Of course. B)
12-String: you were gonna say something naughty
laharl999999: Not really.
12-String: Out with it
12-String: *taps foot*
laharl999999: No see, it was going to be...
laharl999999: ...horriblly judgemental condemnation against THE ENTIRITY OF "THE FREE WORLD."
laharl999999: You wouldn't have wanted to read it.
laharl999999: Guess what? I have a question.
12-String: sup
laharl999999: Why does it seem like the only things God is in opposition to are nothing more than "specific things" that pertain to other stuff He created?
laharl999999: Or "specific quirks?"
laharl999999: It's like making something and then not wanting to touch it because you think it's gross.
laharl999999: I can offer some advice on that.
laharl999999: Next time...
laharl999999: ...make shit how you actually DID want it to be...
12-String: I think the idea is temptation.
12-String: A world without temptation would be boring.
laharl999999: ...so you won't have everyone else to blame for the fact that you were essentially "doing too much" when you created Lucifer. :V
laharl999999: And yup.
laharl999999: This:
laharl999999: Hey God. Did you make penises?
laharl999999: Yup
laharl999999: Did you make vaginas?
laharl999999: Yup
laharl999999: Did you make penises and vaginas do what penises and vaginas do?
laharl999999: Yup.
laharl999999: Did you make that stuff feel good tp people?
laharl999999: Yup
laharl999999: Did you EVER consider that all of creation would chase down the opportunity to obtain those feelings at any and all costs for all eternity?
laharl999999: No?
laharl999999: Then do better next time. :V
laharl999999: Here's one:
12-String: I'm sure he knew that it did
12-String: if you believe in that stuff
laharl999999: Next time, don't make stuff "likeable," so everybody won't, uhrrr, like the quote/unquote "wrong things," lol. :V
12-String: It's about temptation Jordy
laharl999999: I know.
12-String: He wants to test you.
laharl999999: ...unto the fulfillment of...
12-String: What I don't get is
laharl999999: WHY.
12-String: why test people so unequally
laharl999999: How about... =D
12-String: It is no problem for me not to commit the sin of murder
laharl999999: WHY TEST PEOPLE AT ALL? :V
12-String: But someone like charles manson
12-String: He is torn by it.
12-String: It seems unfair
laharl999999: Y'know, "test" is just an unnecessarily elaborate way of saying "fuck with?" :V
12-String: I think we are here to be ourselves
laharl999999: Ohh no
12-String: We all put off what we want
laharl999999: You got that wrong (ACCORDING TO TEH NON-DENOMINATIONAL CHURCH, LOL)
laharl999999: Yeah
laharl999999: And in the end...
12-String: yes I know
laharl999999: We all put off what we want...
laharl999999: ...then die in a hospital bed yakking about who was "a good man/woman."
12-String: I think the test is to be true to yourself
laharl999999: Offspring grow up.
laharl999999: Grow dumb.
laharl999999: Grow wise.
laharl999999: Grow foolish.
laharl999999: Grow old
laharl999999: And then talk about the same thing before they die.
laharl999999: Then the NEXT batch of "juniors" follow in their steps...
laharl999999: ...doin' stuff...
laharl999999: At age 17 they realize their, uh...
laharl999999: ...spirituality?
laharl999999: And at age 21...
laharl999999: ...their alcoholism. XD
laharl999999: Or was it 18???
laharl999999: lol
laharl999999: Anyway...
laharl999999: ...Everybody loses their minds when quote "ONE TEAM PUTS THE BALL ON THE OTHER TEAM'S SIDE OF THE THING EVERYBODY'S RUNNIN' AROUND IN..."
laharl999999: ...and somebody's kid "finds God" because their house has nice AC and heat, and their Christian music sounds nice.
laharl999999: Next day.
laharl999999: People die.
laharl999999: Next day.
laharl999999: Somebody saves Princess Peach......again.
laharl999999: Next day.
laharl999999: Uhrr...
laharl999999: ...THE PRESIDENT SUCKS! >:0
laharl999999: Next day...
laharl999999: *cue laugh track*
laharl999999: Next day.
laharl999999: OMG, PIZZA! <333
laharl999999: Next Day.
12-String: *smacks*
12-String: you seemed broken
12-String:
12-String: Well ma sis just informed me that I am driving her to work tomorrow morning so I'll be off to bed soon.
laharl999999: People "study" the bible......because, uh...it's actually possible to "learn how to be a good person" from reading about 1500 big ass smelly bulls being in the same room, where somebody kills them all and sacrifices their, uh...(blood?) horns to GAWD. Oh! And don't forget "New Testament/runnin' around with bloody ram horns IS SOOO LAST CENTURY! GET HIP/Lady gets pregnant ALL OF A SUDDEN one day/Jesus walks around on Earth FOR ONLY THREE DAYS, which makes peeps wonder if, uh...he was doin' it as a kid, or...uh............an infant?????
laharl999999: Or maybe Mary was an amazon lady who could give birth to guys who are in their early twenties automatically? XDDD
laharl999999: Because SHE"D BE HUGE ENOUGH TO DO IT, LOL.
12-String: Jordy
12-String: JOOORDYYY
BUZZ!!!
laharl999999: Present.
12-String: Nighty night
12-String:
laharl999999: You logging out?
12-String: Yeah I gotta drop ma sis early
laharl999999: This is sooo gonna be a journal. XD
laharl999999: Because...
12-String: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
laharl999999: ...uh...
laharl999999: Why not?
12-String: idk
laharl999999: XD
12-String: But hey
12-String: Come on some more sometime
12-String: It's good talking with you
laharl999999: No it's not.
laharl999999: And you'll "get" that later..
12-String: Yous ma oldest friend on fa
laharl999999: I know.
12-String: ???
laharl999999: Lemme link you to something along those lines:
12-String: k
laharl999999: Remember my IM convo with Satan? XD
laharl999999: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1322036/
12-String: yes
12-String: That was a while ago
laharl999999: That was on 4-7-10. 8|
12-String: k
12-String: What about it?
laharl999999: 12-String: But hey
12-String: Come on some more sometime
12-String: It's good talking with you
laharl999999: No it's not.
laharl999999: And you'll "get" that later..
laharl999999: It's "BAD" talking with me. >:0
12-String: I like talking with you
laharl999999: I know, lolz.
laharl999999: And I like talking with you. :3
12-String: But yes I get it
laharl999999: Hehehe. >;3
laharl999999: That thing got cooler towards the end.
12-String: The satan journal?
laharl999999: Yeah. XD
12-String: heheh
12-String: nighty night Guzz
12-String: I order you to be on tomorrow
laharl999999: NO. XP
12-String: YES
laharl999999: MAYBE
12-String: You will be on or I will hurt you
laharl999999: NOT LIKELY
laharl999999: PROBABLY
laharl999999: POSSIBLY
12-String: I know where you live
laharl999999: IMPROBABL...Y?
laharl999999: I LIVE IN CARE-ALOT! :3
12-String: You told me to write it down long ago muahahahahh
laharl999999: I realize that. ;_;
12-String: *hugs* I'd never hurt you
laharl999999: You haven't, like, LOST IT?! Or, uhhrr...like, SPILLED SOME FRUIT PUNCH ON IT thus rendering it ILLEGIBLE??? 8|
laharl999999: Haha.
laharl999999: One of my favorite characters' personalities to flesh out is going to be "Punk."^^
12-String: punk hmm
laharl999999: One of Akira's friends.
laharl999999: Slade's sidekick (sorta)
laharl999999: He's a nephil (cat boy)
laharl999999: With silver fur.
12-String: I remember
12-String: He just seemed like a support character to me.
laharl999999: He is.
laharl999999: I want his role in things to range from humorous to depressing. But mostly humorous. :3
12-String: Well I gotta go Jordy
laharl999999: Okay.
12-String: hope to see you on tomorrow
12-String:
laharl999999: Imma make a journal outts this. =3
12-String: kk
laharl999999: XD
12-String is typing...
12-String: nighty night