Now that I have you all worried, let me explain. :)

I need the voice of someone who sounds like a police officer, reading the Miranda Rights:

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?"

In either mp3 or wav format. Just put it in your scraps, and give me the link in response to this journal.

I need it for a parody I'm working on. The best one gets used and credited.

Come on...what have you got to lose?