Thus will be a relatively short post, because I'm writing while having a smoke.

I could not care less about what you did with your girlfriend. I don't care who you slept with, I don't care how many times you slept with them, I really don't care what you did when you slept with them. Almost every time I'm out shopping, or just out in general, I hear guys talking about sex with their girlfriends. I hear them talking about how many times they did it last night and what they did how tight she was. Even worse, a lot of times on the bus or train or at the bus stop, these guys start telling ME about this stuff. I don't fucking care! Why the hell would somebody expect anyone else to care about something like that?! That's personal business and personal business should stay just like that - PERSONAL. Nobody knows what my personal life is like, because it's fucking personal! I have never told anyone when I've had sex, what I did or how good it was, because nobody needs to know that kind of stuff! I have three lives: my personal life, my social life and my business life. Only once in a while will the personal and social lives mingle, but that's very few and far between. NEVER do my personal and business lives meet, because that's just terrible etiquette. Damn, that's a hard word to spell. When my personal and social lives mingle, it's never to say that I had such good sex last night, because NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT!

Ok, my smoke is done, so I'm going to cut this off here. In conclusion, if it's personal, keep it fucking personal!