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Something I've Been Bothered By    

By Nemo, 7 years ago
This one goes out to the furfags in the audience. You know, the ones that try to justify fucked up shenanigans because they just aren't considerate enough to think of anybody else.

I am specifically speaking of a certain somebody who hacked his site to Goatse twice in three days to slander two people. Problem was, the server admin has the logs to prove that it was this somebody's IP address, despite his well rehearsed claims to the contrary.

Oh you guys.

I remember back when furries were about anthropomorphic animals, not shoving your decision to live furry like a religion down other people's throats because by god they're going to accept you whether they want to or not. Furry is not a sexuality choice. It is not a lifestyle. It is a fandom, and a particularly poorly behaved fandom at that.

The Transformers guys never act like this. The otaku don't act like this. Not even the Trekkies act like this, and they are so fucked up that there are multiple documentaries about them. You could've been cool like them, so that everybody involved could shyly admit to going to furry cons and people would say things like "oh you guys. You and your silliness!"

But no, for whatever reason you have it in their head that you have to "shock the mundanes." Gotta do your shit in public so everybody can see. Gotta make the whole world know. You know what the difference between cosplay and fursuiting is? Cosplayers don't dry hump statues of animals in public. And somehow this is not only OK with you, but you're getting OFFENDED when people are like "hey that's pretty fucked up, you should stop."

Seriously. You guys are the cancer that is bringing /b/ down on our heads. Stop that shit.
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33 comments

User replies

  bigwolfbebad
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  I half agree and I half don't. I do fucked up stuff like hump statues, but thats for funny pics and stuff, not cause I seek acceptance. And I wouldn't attribute it to my being furry either XD

But anywho, Yeah, people take shit way too far and way too seriously sometimes. Like 'OMG MY CHARACTER IS ME AND FUCK YOU FOR HAVING RATIONALITY AND SAYING OTHERWISE'. I do find myself being quite jaded about furry as of late, and it helps to just laugh at others expense.

I don't go broadcasting everything about myself, but I am the type of person that, if you ask, I will tell you straight out.

I dunno, I'm just rambling now. But long story short, yes, a lot of stupid shit does need to come to a screeching, murring halt in our fandom.

  furchub
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  o.O I had no idea about that kind of shit. Scary, and yes I have to agree with you.

  keith-wolf
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Damn man,ppl do some fucked up shit,you'd figure the weirdos would wanna hide their freakyness,alas we are a world of retardism.

  shiriko
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Of course idiots are going to do that. Of course they want acceptance, and they somehow think that by being a retard in public, that they'll get that.

Somehow, they've made some sort of twisted logic out of it. I don't understand it myself.

  alexx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Although I agree the furry fandom is pretty messed up, if you don't think the otakus act this bad, either you haven't seen enough of them or I've seen too many of them. I'm also part of a fandom for a certain video game series and I can honestly say that I can't tell which fandom I'm part of that can act more immature. One gets butthurt incredibly easily and the other seems to want to completely convert the series that it's a fandom over into a clone of other strategy RPG games.

  alexx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  In light of recent events, I hereby take back this statement with the comment that irony is truly a bitch.

To anyone who was offended by it, I do not apologize. Because I'm a jerk.

  gar-yulong
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Agreed. I told said someone it was a retardedly bastard idea to do so, but he did it anyway. :V

  jym
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  I like the porn. Y'know, the ones with the people-animals.

That stuff's hawt.

  thedoomhyena
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  More information about incident plz. I r confuse.

Conflict is funny... it's intensely repulsive and just as equally attractive.

  robomilk
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Let's see. My website and a forum account get hacked in middle of the night. I don't find out until over 12 hours later. ziggyfox posts numerous flammatory comments about me on my journals and on the forum.

Two days later, the same thing occurs yet again. With nearly the exact same circumstances. Website and forum get hacked, ziggyfox posts flammatory comments.

Due to the timing of the attacks, the results from the hackings and other data available to me at the time, I conclude that ziggyfox is a prime suspect in the case.

scooter claims that account records say that only my IP has accessed the server at this time. This does not make sense as I use more than one IP address for website upkeep needs. Due to the hacking of the website occurring without any files in my namespace being edited, the swiftness of getting the new password so soon after it was changed and the self-confessed hate towards me (for completely unknown reasons); scooter is named a suspect.

At this point nemo starts accusing me of hacking my own website to gain attention and to frame ziggy. This is nonsensical, as the hackings occur at times when I have no access to a computer and are overly flammatory to myself. I also consider my website to be a high profile campaign, and would not come to damage it through such actions.

  bouch
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  oh that ziggyfox
what sort of shenanigans will he get himself into next :3

  vhyena
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  I agree, it's a fandom, a fun silly fandom that usually results in more connections on a non-personal and private level, but even still those elements are nothing more then icebreaker, maybe even mixer at best. It definitely shouldn't rule you, it's nothing more then what we bring into it as fans, it's just that people take it too seriously, I mean it sucks for one thing that alot of people don't understand it to begin with, then they see people acting ass worthy because they get "offended", last time I checked being a furry wasn't the same as being black, or gay, or having a physical handicap or even a strong belief, it's something that can be thrown away, just like that. ie, a fan or follower of something be it tangible or intangible and one that in the long run isn't necessary at that.

  deioth
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  The only reason the furry fandom has so many fuckthumbs in it is because it's so openly accepting to pretty much anyone. So long as you like yiffing, you'll be welcomed. Too many follow their dicks (or clits) instead of their intelligence when it comes to judging character and wisdom in fellow furs so the poisonous pissclams contaminate otherwise good people. A clearly worthy of castration assband is going to be ostracized from all other fandoms you listed because, despite there being so many socially inept and disnormal (to invent a grammatical error) people being a part of it, they don't have an erection or a soaked tampon to get in the way of intelligent thought the majority of the time. Aside from that, this glorious series of tubes allows anyone to be a retard, and due to the overwhelming acceptingness of furry at large, people who would otherwise be acceptable if even at worst tolerated realistically are lead to stand on the far edge of the extreme. I wouldn't doubt, though, that most of the anusfruits would act like they do regardless of furry, though this may be the catalyst they needed in the first place to be able to express how utterly shitspattered their heads are.

  robomilk
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  To copy paste from LiveJournal. The other, more realistic side, of the argument.

1. For the sake of fricking God why the FUCK would I hack my own site?! I didn't even have Ziggy down as a suspect until he started posting comments insulting my person with no provocation. When someone does that you are quite likely to suspect they had something to do with it.

2. I don't force anything on anyone. Just because I choose to actually educate people that the furry fandom is not the sex, lies and videotape that the media claims doesn't mean I'm forcing it on people. I never said that all of furry was perfect either, you just seem to assume such things because I'm such an open minded individual.

3. We did furry stuff in public all the time. We do it every time we have a convention, every time we have a furmeet, every time we do anything. If you don't like it then try becoming more of a recluse than you already are. I happen to be openly furry to my friends, family, tutors and the rest of society. But because I've actually EDUCATED them then they see no problem with a person being who they want to be.

  nemo
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  To paraphrase from Livejournal.

Please stop talking.

You are making a scene.

  ziggyfox
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  by your logic, we can still say you hacked your site. I posted my comments in response to your journals, when I SEE your journals. Since you are the one posting your journals, your timing is better than mine. So either take back what you said or I have further reason to believe you hacked yourself intentionally.

  robomilk
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Yeah. I seriously hacked my own site during a time when I'm either deep asleep or not even at home.

  odendo
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Yeah, furry seriously has some self-control issues. That and a good portion of the fandom seriously needs to grow up, and get a sense of humor about themselves and furry in general. I think the zealotry expressed by most furtards is probably just a lack of anything else to claim as important in their lives, thus FURRAE PRIDE etc.

About the whole shocking of mundanes thing, I'd probably say it's mainly just attention-whoring. Too bad most of said whores are so thin-skinned that the attention rips gaping holes through their enormous egos, in which BAWWWWWWS flow freely from.

Moderation and common sense are important, too bad most furries don't realize it.

Also: furry is old meme to /b/, last time I checked

  bokracroc
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Furry is old meme to everyone. The attention-whores just won't let it go.

  spatsbear
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  All I'll say is that I agree.

  lvx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  The only people that post on furry Friday do it to piss off the rest of /b/.
As far as I've seen anyway.

I'm usually in /d/ anyway. >.>

  maximillian-x
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  This is all fucked up. They should get a job! ...No wait...

Awww...furry fandom...lulz. XD

  rockythefox
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  depends on the scenerio of where these shits and giggles are made. If with friends and for a funky picture,,, sure people will look at it weird and then logically implant in theyre mind, "Theyre just kids" and move along. that in my mind is acceptable.
but when the camera is gone and the "AW" continues to mindlessly dry hump the statue: someone get the spray bottle. a curious person will eventually come up and just ask why, and there the plagues of words are spread.

you cant make other people think right... they need to see what being a Furry really is... right now i just see fetish loving monkeys running around in animal costumes. you know the saying "Get a room" you have a mouth, say it :<

as for the hacking issue... unless it has to do with you, fuck it, i dont want to hear it, just more drama distracting us from the main problem.

whats this shit on Suspects too? is this some fuckign CSI investigation? No, its drama in the making... itll blow over and create a new fad in about 2 weeks. fuck that im not going to be tormented by little kids bitching anymore.

People treat this fandom like a joke... the more they explain, the shittier it becomes.

oh you furries... it makes me happy realizing less than 10% of the fandom will have kids

  wescollieyote
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Furries yiff it with Asperger's!

  lvx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Hey again.
I've thought about this for a while, and I wrote this.
I was gonna post it on /b/, but yo seem more knowledgeable in this category, so I'll submit it to you for reading, and possibly pointing out any flaws.

~Coexistion

I'm trying to write this from a neutral point of view.

Why can't 4chan and furries at least tolerate each other?
Why does 4chan hate furries so?
I can see why you would hate the people that shove the fur down your throat, but from what I've seen most furs don't do that. I must say it's the ones that go out of their way to talk about it that make the rest of us look bad. Most of us don't do it to piss you off, but apparently there are some that do. =/

I'm confident that if 4chan would let up on the hate, the obnoxious furs would cut it out. I firmly feel that the annoying furs are the starters here. They fould that you dislike the culture, so they try to rub it in anon's face. 4chan has to start though, the furry community is too farspread to start with. I doubt this will have any lasting effect however, but maybe it''ll get you to think about it a little.

Any posts of GTFO FURFAG or YIFF IN HELL will be ignored.

  nemo
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Oh ho ho ho that sounds like a big fat GTFO FURFAG to me.

I can tell you why 4chan hates furries right now. Most furries are a little weird, but the same weird as WoW players or model train collectors. /b/ has no time for that unlulzy shit, much like PoE or Somethingawful also have no time for it.

The people of interest to /b/ are the furries that treat the fandom as their own personal pride event and violently defend even the tiniest slight with the fury of a thousand suns. The more outrageous the behavior being defended, the better, weird sex being at the absolute top of the list. These are what we know as lolcows, and it is /b/'s duty to milk them for all they are worth and document their ignorance for future generations.

So we just make the lolcows stop, right? Then /b/ will leave the fandom alone, right?

Oh fuck no.

We are dealing with an ancient power here sir. People like Mark Merlino and his buddies at Confurence fucked this fandom by inviting their BDSM buddies up way before some of the newest users were even born. I'm told that several attendees at Confurence 3 had no idea what furry even was, and were just there for "the wild sex parties". Squeerat and the Burned Furs movement died against these people so long ago that most people don't even know what it is. If you think that Encyclopedia Dramatica is bad, holy shit, you have no idea man, the Burned Fur wars were on the level of the Galactic Empire vs the Rebel Alliance. In the end most of the Burned Furs cut and run, and are probably planning their next move on the ice planet of Hoth.

I suppose that what I'm getting at is that the furfags are essentially unsaveable. Even if you were to publically execute, I heard that they rise as zombies, their raspy voices shakily gasping "yiiiiiiiiiff" as they shamble forth to rape the living.

So, what you've got to do is quash this shit before it gets out of hand. All of these budding furfags need to be dealt with before they start listening to these dumb bastards who are making your fandom look like an even bigger heap than it is. This is our internal problem, and we should be dealing with it internally.

Any questions?

  lvx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  "You shanked my jengaship!"
Sorry, first thought.

Well that sucks.
The furry community is very wide though, how could we possibly cover all of it?
It's possible that if people would actually spread the word against doing that stuff, maybe it would go everywhere. But that would be somewhat difficult.

And secondly, What's the difference between stopping the lolcows and stopping the newfurfags? Wouldn't stopping the lolcows in effect also stop the newfurfags?

  nemo
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  If you theoretically stopped the oldfags, then that would theoretically cause a cascade effect that would theoretically lead to stemming the tide of newfags.

Problem is, they've weathered way, way worse than we could give them. They're entrenched. You're going to need more than theories if you want to do battle with the Holy Furfag Empire.

  lvx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Then I suppose we'd need oldfags that aren't idiots then. =\
They can't ALL be idiots. But I bet I can be proven wrong.

  lvx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Well.... do you think I/we could go anywhere with this? Maybe getting the support of some older furs that would teach the younger ones right? Talk to some mods or something, idk.
I'm just tossin ideas here.

  nemo
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Teach by example. Don't be a stupid furfag, and yell at people who are being stupid furfags.

  lvx
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  Well I did do that on /b/ today, but my posts vanished...

  lemming19
 

(No Subject) Posted: 7 years ago

  I am posting a reply only because I have a new word.

Fagocide.

I like my new word.

Excuse me, I'm going to go build a gas chamber now.