Happy Buister everyone!
14 years ago
Your God has words he has deemed fit to share
This is the day we celebrate the great Buisus, our lord and savior. He fainted for our sins, sealed in the unknown dungeon, before he came back to bring us Lopunny eggs. Each egg contains the seed of Buisus himself. Praise be to Buisus.
When his disciples were starved, he took it upon himself to feed them. He created a divine substitute for each of his disciples, and allowed them to eat him. To this day, when a new young pokemon accepts Buisus as their personal savior, they eat a cracker, in the shape of our lord. Praise be to Buisus.
It is said that Buisus was born of a virgin mother, and the great father Arceus. That Arceus descended from the heavens into the bed of the virgin mother, and roughly took that virginity away, though a holy, endless night of lust that lead to our lord Buisus's birth. Praise be to the great father Arceus. Praise be to Buisus.
When his disciples were starved, he took it upon himself to feed them. He created a divine substitute for each of his disciples, and allowed them to eat him. To this day, when a new young pokemon accepts Buisus as their personal savior, they eat a cracker, in the shape of our lord. Praise be to Buisus.
It is said that Buisus was born of a virgin mother, and the great father Arceus. That Arceus descended from the heavens into the bed of the virgin mother, and roughly took that virginity away, though a holy, endless night of lust that lead to our lord Buisus's birth. Praise be to the great father Arceus. Praise be to Buisus.

Luke_Delfino
~lukedelfino
Praise be to Buisus.

keeperofjunk
∞keeperofjunk
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Praise be to Buisus.