Random1: *pounces*
hutchenced: Um, hello?
Random1: *curls up lap* Hi my big
hutchenced: Hi
Random1: *unzips pants*
hutchenced: Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't RP.
Random1: Aw, why not? *feels your chest*
hutchenced: I fell out of interest with it.
Random1: Okies, I'll do it for you. *licks*
Random1: *cuddles*
hutchenced: Please stop that, I said I'm not into RPing.
Random1: Huh, could've fooled me. <signs out>

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Random2: Hi
hutchenced: Hello there.
Random2:I just wanted to say I really like your dragon guy.
hutchenced: Thanks, he seems to be a fave out of my guys.
Random2: Is he as strong as a horse?
hutchenced: You mean an actual, non-anthro horse?
Random2: Yes.
hutchenced: Probably moreso, I've never really thought about it.
Random2: Stronger? Would he be able to outpull two draft horses?
hutchenced: Maybe, I'm not sure.
Random 2: How tall is he?
hutchenced: I've never really set it, it's up to each artist to decide. But for convenience' sake I tend to say about 7ft.
Random2: Wow, so bigger than a horse. Would he make horses feel small in the nude?
hutchenced: You're really obsessed by horses, aren't you?
Random2: Well, I am a horse after all.
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Random2: Would he be able to make a draft horse whimper and beg?
hutchenced: <signs out>

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Random3: Hi, how are you?
hutchenced: Hello, not too bad, just checking things here. You?
Random3: Bad
hutchenced: Why's that?
Random3: Because I can't go out my parents
Random3: won't let me drive its
Random3: total bullshit
hutchenced: <signs out because he knows better than to put up with raging emo strangers>

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Random4: Hi hello I must need help with you
hutchenced: Hello, sorry, you what?
Random4: I need help. I no see Aokmaidu art because under 18 but not under 18
Random4: Do you have?
hutchenced: If you are over 18, just change your FA settings.
Random4: I do that but no arts. Can you give me art?
hutchenced: No, I can't.
Random4: Oh ok. Braford?
hutchenced: <signs out>

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Random5: Hello.
hutchenced: Hi.
Random5: You've got a handsome dragon guy.
hutchenced: Thanks, but the credit goes to the artists.
Random5: Oh for sure. You should get him drawn with a horse.
hutchenced: Hang on...
hutchenced: this is Random2, isn't it?
Random5/2: Heh, yeah. I'd just love to see him domming a horse.
hutchenced: <signs out>

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Random6: Good afternoon.
hutchenced: Morning here, actually. Hello.
Random6: I really like your gallery. I've been following you for a long time. The one of the shark and snake is my favourite. Are you open for commissions?
hutchenced: *quick check, not a follower* Following but not reading the submission info apparently. I'm no artist, every pic in my gallery is a commission from different artists. I'd recommend either Todex or Kokuhane when they open, since I think those are the guys whose picture you mean.
Random6: I don't appreciate the rudeness. Good luck to you.
hutchenced: Sorry for the perceived rudeness, but I did post a journal saying I found it annoying that people think I draw the stuff in my gallery. The different styles and the credit to the artist in every submission info, after all.
Random6: fuck you
Random6: <signs out>

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Random7: Hello
hutchenced: Hi.
Random7: Do you know <name here>?
hutchenced: Yep, he's a friend of mine. Chat to him every so often.
Random7: Ah cool. Do you know his IM because it's not on his page?
hutchenced: I do, but I'm not handing it out like candy.
Random7: Aw why not?
hutchenced: Because if he's not sharing it on his profile, he wants to keep it private.
Random7: Please, as a favour to me?
hutchenced: I've only known of your existence for twenty-five seconds, why on earth would I?
Random7: You fucking fag cunt
hutchenced: Only on alternate weekends. <signs out>

HOW DO I KEEP ATTRACTING THESE PEOPLE???!!!