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Scratches Vol. 1 - Art CD
18 years ago
Good people of the Internet, today is your lucky day!
That's right, I'm here until I head on up the road to Illinois for Midwest Furfest, but you folks get the first chance to take a gander at what I've got to offer!
Step right up and witness the amazing and astounding collection of Scratches, Vol. 1!
What is it, do you ask?
It's a CD of over 100 high resolution porn-o-graphic images, more than sixty never before seen, posted or otherwise divulged--sketches, scratches, paint scribbles and all around wholesome and healthy p0rn!
Do you suffer from sleepless nights? Restless days? Are you wasting your time rooting 'round the ol' net to find one scrap of decent man-meat? Are your paws getting sore rubbing up and down the same old scratching post? Obsessin' and compulsin' about where you'll see your next knot? Distracted, frusterated and all around in a foul state? Just plain (bi)curious? If you say you can relate to any of these devestatin’ defects, then I reckon you, my friend, suffer from a social disorder, what we call back home: a powerful need to butter some corn.
But have no worries, there is a miracle cure! That's right, you said it--Blotch's Scratches Vol. 1!
Guaranteed to add spring to your step, spice to your taste, and color to your vision! Yes, this fantastic remedy is my great-granddaddy’s very own special mixture of graphite and paint, sweetened with herbs and the unmentionable, guaranteed to add vim and vigor to your Iife! This special recipe was kept a family secret for three generations but here I am to share it with you!
Here's the skinny, folks! For a mere $25 (which includes shipping) you get a CD filled with over 100 adult sketches, older works, colored pencil works, paint sketches and MORE, all high resolution at at least 1200 pixels long or wide. Over 60 images have never been posted online!
(Here's a taste to wet your whistle.)
*Over 100 adult images, 60 Never Before Seen!
*Only $25 (which includes shipping to anywhere)
*All Male (may be a female one along the way eventually, so don't fret my straight-as-a-razor friend!)
*Oodles of canines, tons of big cats, hoards of hoofstock, horses, bears, otters, thylacines, 'roos, goats, snakes, zebra and all the rest! It's a regular zoo in here!
A picture is worth a thousand wank--er, words!Click to see a few samples!
How do you get this fine CD into your collection, you want to know!
Just email me at screwbald@gmail.com and I'll tell you all you need to know about getting this miracle product in your paws! These will only be available online for a short time, so don't wait!
The CD be shipped in a slim DVD case for your own (and it's) protection, packaged in a bubble mailer by USPS First Class.
Don't trust the post? Don't have to! I'll have some of these for sale at the table at Midwest Furfest, November 16th!
It’s gettin’ a tad late folks, I must be shufflin’ off. Thank you, Internet! I’ll be back this a-way come the harvest!
Cheers and Salutations,
Dr. Blotch*
* Does not actually posses a PhD in pornography
That's right, I'm here until I head on up the road to Illinois for Midwest Furfest, but you folks get the first chance to take a gander at what I've got to offer!
Step right up and witness the amazing and astounding collection of Scratches, Vol. 1!
What is it, do you ask?
It's a CD of over 100 high resolution porn-o-graphic images, more than sixty never before seen, posted or otherwise divulged--sketches, scratches, paint scribbles and all around wholesome and healthy p0rn!
Do you suffer from sleepless nights? Restless days? Are you wasting your time rooting 'round the ol' net to find one scrap of decent man-meat? Are your paws getting sore rubbing up and down the same old scratching post? Obsessin' and compulsin' about where you'll see your next knot? Distracted, frusterated and all around in a foul state? Just plain (bi)curious? If you say you can relate to any of these devestatin’ defects, then I reckon you, my friend, suffer from a social disorder, what we call back home: a powerful need to butter some corn.
But have no worries, there is a miracle cure! That's right, you said it--Blotch's Scratches Vol. 1!
Guaranteed to add spring to your step, spice to your taste, and color to your vision! Yes, this fantastic remedy is my great-granddaddy’s very own special mixture of graphite and paint, sweetened with herbs and the unmentionable, guaranteed to add vim and vigor to your Iife! This special recipe was kept a family secret for three generations but here I am to share it with you!
Here's the skinny, folks! For a mere $25 (which includes shipping) you get a CD filled with over 100 adult sketches, older works, colored pencil works, paint sketches and MORE, all high resolution at at least 1200 pixels long or wide. Over 60 images have never been posted online!
(Here's a taste to wet your whistle.)
*Over 100 adult images, 60 Never Before Seen!
*Only $25 (which includes shipping to anywhere)
*All Male (may be a female one along the way eventually, so don't fret my straight-as-a-razor friend!)
*Oodles of canines, tons of big cats, hoards of hoofstock, horses, bears, otters, thylacines, 'roos, goats, snakes, zebra and all the rest! It's a regular zoo in here!
A picture is worth a thousand wank--er, words!Click to see a few samples!
How do you get this fine CD into your collection, you want to know!
Just email me at screwbald@gmail.com and I'll tell you all you need to know about getting this miracle product in your paws! These will only be available online for a short time, so don't wait!
The CD be shipped in a slim DVD case for your own (and it's) protection, packaged in a bubble mailer by USPS First Class.
Don't trust the post? Don't have to! I'll have some of these for sale at the table at Midwest Furfest, November 16th!
It’s gettin’ a tad late folks, I must be shufflin’ off. Thank you, Internet! I’ll be back this a-way come the harvest!
Cheers and Salutations,
Dr. Blotch*
* Does not actually posses a PhD in pornography
Step right up folks...
Woot for 4 days!
~Drac
Do want!
Mail sent :)
If it weren't for the fact that I'm not sure I have that much on my debit card currently, you'd already be $25 richer.
Would love a copy :), just sent an email :)
Other then that, keep up the excellent work! I can't wait to see more of your art!
And remember kids: Avoid alliteration, always.