This is what I do in my spare time.

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[Author's Note: Do not include emoticon text in final story]




Slade: Naw, don't worry about THAT...


Punk: Pssh. Like you got a better idea?


Slade: Akira, I'll eat him my DAMN self if you won't. ;D


Akira: And just how the hell would you even pull that off? I mean the kid's like, two-thirds your own height. What would you even DO?


Slade: Haha... *...* You're ain't really creative, are you?


Akira: Well, I got enough sense to know what's too friggin' big to fit down my THROAT, haha. And how the hell would you even go about "chewin' him up?"


Slade: Who said anything about "chewing?"^^


Akira: No man, I'm serious. Like, how could you even get him into your--


Slade: You know what they say about "wills and ways." ;D I figure a good carving of the flesh off of his bones would do em' up just right...


Punk: =O_O=...DAMN!


Akira: ...and get your ass sent up the river for the rest of your life because of murder. :V


Slade: *he frowns*


Akira: No no, go on. I still wanna hear about what your "escape plan" would be in the middle of all this, haha...


Slade: There'd be no need for one.


Akira: Mhm.


Slade: You really think the authorities even GIVE a rat's ass about what happens to the soft-skins?


Punk: Oh NO, no...they don't care Slade. Noo no, I see your point, which makes alot of sense because HALF THE FUCKING WATCH IS MADE UP OF THOSE GOONS?! :O


Slade: They don't matter in the grand scheme of things anyway...


Akira: Oh lordy... -_-


Slade: You don't think about them like that, do you Akira?


Akira: ...


Slade: Hey look!


Punk: Huh?


[narration that describes a human boy's behavior, and that of a nearby little human girl as well]


Slade: Look at 'em...


Punk: Yeah, so?


[narration that the boy had dropped something, stooping over to pick it up while akwardly looking at the girl who is walking with him]


Slade: He's checkin' her out... XD


Akira: What about it?


Slade: Heh... *...* He's GOTTA be one of those SUBMISSIVE little pussy-ass he-bitches... ;)


Akira: Why do you even care?


Slade: Think you can handle it?


Punk: Handle what?


Slade: Yeah... *...* Probably tryin'a take her to his house to "show her his things" or some phoney crap.


Punk: Ain't she got some kinda dog or somethin?


Slade: Yeah.


Akira: So? :V


Slade: It's one of them...short little things that skitters around barkin' too damn much and pissin' people off. 'Least it's got some "unf" in it. ;D


Akira: You've lost me...


Slade: *in his cynical yet casual voice* You don't ever wonder how one of those things tastes?


Akira: WHAT?!


Slade: Small, spunky little thing, and piss poor at defendin' itself. She's just ASKIN' me to come over there and be all like "Hi! Hey! You got a really cute dog there! Can I pet it?^^" or some stupid shit.


Akira: So...you wanna get closer to it so you can--


Slade: Swallow that bitch ALIVE baby! ;D


Punk: I dunno man. I was thinkin' moreso about his girl than anything...


Slade: "Hittin' on the softies" again? XD


Punk: Pssh. Screw you. I wanna taste some of that MILK they be carryin' bro! =D


Akira: --The FUCK?!?!


Punk: SHH!!! I want it to stay secret, man! Why you gotta "blow up my spot" like that?!?! :V


Akira: *he gives Punk a dull expression...*


Punk: Nawww but see, I wanna get in good with 'em enough to taste his fuckin' MOM cat! 8D


Akira: =o_o=...


Punk: You think you got it good with his girl, but you ain't had NOTHIN' until you don got a taste uh some uh that mamma's milk, baby!


Slade: ...with a side of "whinny little mommafied bitch" to go along with it! Can't leave out the sides! ;D


Punk: Man, you know how YOUNG that pussy is? Dude, I told Shila that I'd straight up RAPE that shit! An' then she wanted to get all serious n' crud with Sheryl and gang up on me... That's some BULLSHIT! ;p


Akira: Uh, no Punk. It kinda goes like they're "girls" and they're "mature" and you were being a total dumbass? Yeah... =>_>=


Slade: Hater. ;D


Akira: On WHAT? Stalkin' innocent folks' pets like I'm too poor to get some REAL FOOD to eat? Sorry. Guess I fell asleep during "petty offender class," huh? :V


Punk: *he snickers and laughs mockingly* That was some good shit bro... XD


Akira: You don't take anything seriously do you?


Slade: Yeah he does...like how much of a LAME ASS you are! ;D


Akira: I also forgot to mention that you sound like a total criminal... :V


Slade: Whatever cat. ;p


[narration conveying the reactions of onlookers and Akira's indifference]


Punk: Don't make 'em take it as far as the freakin' chapels dude! ;D


Akira: ...'scuse me?


Punk: OH, FORGIVE MY TRANSGRESSIONS SIR!!! I'm gonna go to Hell now NNNOOOOO! D=


Slade: He's got you there man...


Akira: Based on what? :V


Slade: Based on where you even fucking CAME FROM stupid! ;D


Akira: Like you even know. You don't even listen to the teachings let alone attend them, and now you wanna join in with Punk and gang up on me based on some stuff you don't even fully understand? Keep talking though. I ain't got nothin' else to laugh at right now... :V


Slade: Cat, you don't know shit about the gods...


Akira: Put me to the fuckin' test and find out for yourself, since you feel so damn confident...


Punk: Oooh... HE CALLED YOU OUT!!!


Slade: Shut up Punk.


Punk: Hey! I got a name y'know! It's just...it's just that my mom never calls me by it... =( ._.)=

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